Today I had fun with a phone scammer because I must have been bored.
(I'm on vacation, so these things happen)
It inspired another fun strummer uploaded to a SoundCloud near you....
Amazon ScammerDing-a-ling ling, the landline rings,
I wonder who that could be?
A friend who's a chatter or a family matter?
No, I doubt it's any of these.
I pick up the phone and in a polite tone,
Talk and string him along.
He swears he's legit, but he's really full of shit,
The reason I wrote this song.
Spammer, spammer, Amazon scammer,
From a call center overseas.
Spammer, spammer, despicable scammer,
Preying on folks in need.
He reads from a script, I play the gullible twit,
He thinks he roped in a fool.
I call his scam, you ain't Amazon,
You're just an effing phone scamming tool.
Spammer, spammer, Amazon scammer,
From a call center overseas.
Spammer, spammer, despicable scammer,
Preying on folks in need.
And usually a certain breed
"What number you calling from sir, from what, what number?
...oh...would you like ...would you like refund?
yes? can I have your bank details please sir?
...just type in your password..."
Spammer, spammer, Amazon scammer,
From a call center overseas.
Spammer, spammer, despicable scammer,
Preying on folks in need.
Ding-a-ling ling, the landline rings,
I wonder who that could be?
A friend who's a chatter or a family matter?
No, I doubt it's any of these.
I pick up the phone cuz I'm feeling alone,
Talk and string him along.
He swears he's legit, but he's really full of shit,
Now I got a new song
Spammer, spammer, Amazon scammer,
From a call center overseas.
Spammer, spammer, despicable scammer,
Preying on folks in need.
Spammer, spammer, Amazon scammer,
From a call center overseas.
Spammer, spammer, despicable scammer,
Usually of a certain creed......
Usually of a certain creed......
Despicable scammers indeed.
GO BITCOIN
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