Need .4 BTC loan

[darkmule]

let this be evidence of how, unavoidably, government socialism creates a permanent underclass of entitled parasites

Seriously, you had to fuck up a perfectly funny thread by throwing in an Obamaphone?  Get a life.

Also, if this assclown being on welfare while living a life of crime bugs you, fucking report him for fraud.  Because that's what he's committing.  He belongs in fucking prison.

"Only you can prevent welfare fraud." -- Smokey the Pedobear

[sukiho]

I get the feeling hes too retarded to make something like this up, sort of sums it up in a way

My mom has strange addictions/fetishes to toilet paper, paper towels, surgical gloves and orange dishwashing liquid. She goes through/uses four 64 ounce bottles of orange dishwashing liquid, 150 surgical gloves, 30 rolls of paper towels and 60 rolls of toilet paper a month. Just the 2 of us in the house and I do not use any of the above(I use baby wipes everyone, so don't be freaked...lol) The thing is my mom will throw a temper tantrum equivalent to a 2 year old if she doesn't get these items every month...she will scream " that is all I have is my toilet paper and paper towels!!! I might as well be dead if I can't have those" But the real problem is we are extremely poor and living on disability and food stamps and she is spending $100-$120 a month on those 4 things and it cripples us financially. Anyone have any ideas on how I can help her get over this obsession and fetish?

[naphto]

Some dude needs 0.4 BTC and there are 19 pages on this thread  

He is a known scammer...

[bitcoindigi]

After reading 13 pages of this thread, I conclude that this gentleman poses a poor credit risk.

oh my god this is when I lost it. Laughing so hard right now

[spike420211]

Some dude needs 0.4 BTC and there are 19 pages on this thread  

I'm bumping it in the hopes of making it 119 pages.
You don't understand... the likes of Joey could bring the end of internet poker.

[BigDaddyWooWoo]

I read this entire thread from beginning to end and all I have to say is, in comparison, my life doesn't seem all that bad now.

[iikun]

I read 18 pages of this thread.

Clearly I have way too much free time.

I read 18 pages of this thread.

Clearly I have way to much free time.

Take English lessons?   

ummm...he was actually right the first time 

[Vod]

I read 18 pages of this thread.

Clearly I have way too much free time.

I read 18 pages of this thread.

Clearly I have way to much free time.

Take English lessons?   

ummm...he was actually right the first time 

No, he edited his message after I quoted it.

If you look at his message, you will see a dotted underline on "July 27, 2013, 08:13:12 PM".  Hover over that to see the date/time of last edit.

[iikun]

I read 18 pages of this thread.

Clearly I have way too much free time.

I read 18 pages of this thread.

Clearly I have way to much free time.

Take English lessons?   

ummm...he was actually right the first time 

No, he edited his message after I quoted it.

If you look at his message, you will see a dotted underline on "July 27, 2013, 08:13:12 PM".  Hover over that to see the date/time of last edit.

oh ok, i stand corrected..my bad

[cparsley]

okay to start....

+(Infinity-1) The reason for the -1 is Joey...

I just read every single page of this, and just about the time I'd get bored and about to "X" out of this, poof another OMFG he's not *THAT* stupid, is he!?!?! moment popped up in the thread.

BTW - for those wanting to call on him, since Euclid is in Cuyahoga County, Ohio, to call for fraud the correct phone number would be (216)-987-7000.


Now, if I can, for just one minute turn to Joey, and have a honest though...

Dude, how can you be soooo stupid. You lost in poker, all of us have... You get to a point you can't pay it back, it happens from time to time. However someone gave you NOT one, but TWO different outs... One requiring you to eat some dignity for a single hour, the other saving that dignity (Whatever is left), while helping out people as bad of (or worse) than you are at a local shelter. You DONT HAVE to be lugging things around to help there... Serving meals, washing some dishes, helping with the intake lists of people coming in needing help for the day, all are available and usually in need for volunteers at the local shelters, to which you could NOT ONLY have solved this, I'm sorry, I lost count at the number of pages this has gone on for now, but ALSO had put yourself back IN THE GAME with what would amount to 4,000 Seals chips (4BTC (approximately $400 USD (depending on which market you believe for exchange rates))). HELL, ID BE WILLING TO VOLUNTEER A WEEK at a shelter for 5BTC, and I'm not got all (waves hand around) this on all these pages going on!!!!

Ok, getting off the soap box now... Seriously Joey, think for a minute, there has got to be an easier way out then stinking the fingers in the ears going "this isn't happening, if I don't look over there it'll disappear"...

Until then, rest of you, have a great nite/day depending on when you get to that part of the saga that is joey.

[ericwt]

No, he was correct. I edited the post.

Except for the fact it was a general statement and not a question.

Periods and question marks confuses some people.  

ummm...he was actually right the first time  

[darkmule]

Ok, getting off the soap box now... Seriously Joey, think for a minute, there has got to be an easier way out then stinking the fingers in the ears going "this isn't happening, if I don't look over there it'll disappear"...

He's a degenerate addict.  Poker is full of degenerate addicts.  The vast majority of degenerates are entirely welcome at any poker table because they are the living example of a free lunch.  So is this dude, but he is literally so disgusting that the free money he throws away on poker (that he usually stole from other players in the first place) does not make his presence welcome.  He is the vile, Sterno-eating, puking excuse for a human who stinks up the room just by walking into it who even Seals With Clubs banned.

Seals is a horde of degenerates and scumbags (and I LOVE it for that), but this guy is so vile he is unwelcome even there.  Ponder that.

[Hfleer]

Some dude needs 0.4 BTC and there are 19 pages on this thread  

I'm bumping it in the hopes of making it 119 pages.
You don't understand... the likes of Joey could bring the end of internet poker.

Wow, I would probably read the Cliff notes, but not sorting through this whole thing about a loan.

[San1ty]

I can't help but replying.

This thread, is fucking gold!

[Cascaders28]

If a visit actually is planned I'd be willing to attend as camera crew. I live rather near the area myself. Has player3 healed? Is austin still with us here?

[austin]

If a visit actually is planned I'd be willing to attend as camera crew. I live rather near the area myself. Has player3 healed? Is austin still with us here?

I don't believe player3 will be visiting Joey, but I'm looking for someone to send in. It's surprisingly difficult to find good help in Cleveland. If anyone here wants to give it a shot, I'll give you a nice tip if you can successfully collect his debt.

[J603]

If a visit actually is planned I'd be willing to attend as camera crew. I live rather near the area myself. Has player3 healed? Is austin still with us here?

I don't believe player3 will be visiting Joey, but I'm looking for someone to send in. It's surprisingly difficult to find good help in Cleveland. If anyone here wants to give it a shot, I'll give you a nice tip if you can successfully collect his debt.

How do you plan on collecting his debt?

[austin]

If a visit actually is planned I'd be willing to attend as camera crew. I live rather near the area myself. Has player3 healed? Is austin still with us here?

I don't believe player3 will be visiting Joey, but I'm looking for someone to send in. It's surprisingly difficult to find good help in Cleveland. If anyone here wants to give it a shot, I'll give you a nice tip if you can successfully collect his debt.

How do you plan on collecting his debt?

At the moment, I'm thinking he can either continue to have his information public and be at the mercy of others or have someone visit him personally. If someone went there, I don't know if he'd be much of a problem or not. He seems like he would be scared of any actual confrontation.

[J603]

If a visit actually is planned I'd be willing to attend as camera crew. I live rather near the area myself. Has player3 healed? Is austin still with us here?

I don't believe player3 will be visiting Joey, but I'm looking for someone to send in. It's surprisingly difficult to find good help in Cleveland. If anyone here wants to give it a shot, I'll give you a nice tip if you can successfully collect his debt.

How do you plan on collecting his debt?

At the moment, I'm thinking he can either continue to have his information public and be at the mercy of others or have someone visit him personally. If someone went there, I don't know if he'd be much of a problem or not. He seems like he would be scared of any actual confrontation.

And then what? He transfers the BTC right in front of you? More than likely he'll just call the cops on whomever goes there.

[austin]

If a visit actually is planned I'd be willing to attend as camera crew. I live rather near the area myself. Has player3 healed? Is austin still with us here?

I don't believe player3 will be visiting Joey, but I'm looking for someone to send in. It's surprisingly difficult to find good help in Cleveland. If anyone here wants to give it a shot, I'll give you a nice tip if you can successfully collect his debt.

How do you plan on collecting his debt?

At the moment, I'm thinking he can either continue to have his information public and be at the mercy of others or have someone visit him personally. If someone went there, I don't know if he'd be much of a problem or not. He seems like he would be scared of any actual confrontation.

And then what? He transfers the BTC right in front of you? More than likely he'll just call the cops on whomever goes there.

He might, but I'll leave it up to the collector to take appropriate actions.