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June 28, 2013, 01:43:08 AM |
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one for Luke Jr
Q: Whats the difference between acne and a priest? A: Acne waits until you're 14 to cum on you're face
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June 28, 2013, 01:45:31 AM |
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sent; I wasn't joking about the nerdy jokes you know
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June 28, 2013, 01:46:04 AM |
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sent; I wasn't joking about the nerdy jokes you know thx
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June 28, 2013, 01:46:14 AM |
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, ''I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it'', he said, "Those are pickled onions''. GdcEKnhdmSxd3ocMSC2Z22Ebdy7EgMbHSo
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June 28, 2013, 01:47:51 AM |
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sent
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June 28, 2013, 01:50:21 AM |
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What is the opposite of progress? Congress What did Steve jobs say right before he died? iDead
These ones are inappropriate: What is the same about McDonalds and Michael Jackson? They both stick meat between 12 year old buns. Why does Michael Jackson like Walmart so much? Boys pants half off.
Hopefully you got a good laugh
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June 28, 2013, 01:51:47 AM |
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thanks. Here's another one that cracked me up :
I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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June 28, 2013, 01:55:30 AM |
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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''
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June 28, 2013, 01:55:54 AM |
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nice Please post a TDC address to receive payment oops!!! Here we go. TDC: GPWVY4TKFgqvC5KaVhw3Y27ewSgsLfWM82
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June 28, 2013, 01:57:52 AM |
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June 28, 2013, 02:04:01 AM |
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''I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?'' He said, ''How flexible are you?'' I said, ''I can't make Tuesdays''
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June 28, 2013, 02:08:13 AM |
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sent a bit more
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June 28, 2013, 02:10:13 AM |
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sent a bit more
Guess you didnt like that one hmmm lets see if i can do better. I started a little give away of my own btw
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June 28, 2013, 02:21:39 AM |
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Well.... if this one won't make me rich i don't know what will !!
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?
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June 28, 2013, 02:32:22 AM |
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Oh you have your own giveaway? I liked your jokes, I just didn't want to give away too much to one person in the interests of spreading it around. Sent a good bit more this time
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June 28, 2013, 02:33:19 AM |
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thanks
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June 28, 2013, 02:51:16 AM |
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It is the year 2087. The US have finally finished designing a super intelligent computer that can deal with any problem. Military leaders are huddles around the new machine. They describe the latest happenings and the strategic plans they engineered in order to beat the enemy.
They ask the computer "Shall we attack now? Or retreat?"
The computer computes for the next day and a half and comes up the answer. "Yes!"
"Yes, WHAT?" asks what of the generals, stupefied.
After another half a day, the computer replies, "Yes, Sir!"
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June 28, 2013, 02:53:34 AM |
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thats excellent
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June 28, 2013, 02:55:02 AM |
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just redefine "darkness" as they new industry standard.
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June 28, 2013, 03:08:24 AM |
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It is the year 2087. The US have finally finished designing a super intelligent computer that can deal with any problem. Military leaders are huddles around the new machine. They describe the latest happenings and the strategic plans they engineered in order to beat the enemy.
They ask the computer "Shall we attack now? Or retreat?"
The computer computes for the next day and a half and comes up the answer. "Yes!"
"Yes, WHAT?" asks what of the generals, stupefied.
After another half a day, the computer replies, "Yes, Sir!"
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