Free Tradecoins (TDC) - Just Post Jokes

[Rubberduckie]

one for Luke Jr

Q: Whats the difference between acne and a priest?
A: Acne waits until you're 14 to cum on you're face


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[cryptopi]

sent; I wasn't joking about the nerdy jokes you know

[Rubberduckie]

sent; I wasn't joking about the nerdy jokes you know

thx

[Joerii]

I went down the local supermarket, I said, ''I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it'', he said, "Those are pickled onions''.  



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[cryptopi]

sent

[bonsai99]

What is the opposite of progress? Congress
What did Steve jobs say right before he died? iDead

These ones are inappropriate:
What is the same about McDonalds and Michael Jackson? They both stick meat between 12 year old buns.
Why does Michael Jackson like Walmart so much? Boys pants half off.

Hopefully you got a good laugh

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[Joerii]

thanks. Here's another one that cracked me up :

I tried water polo but my horse drowned.

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[Joerii]

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''

[Yeap]

nice

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[cryptopi]

sent

[Joerii]

''I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?'' He said, ''How flexible are you?'' I said, ''I can't make Tuesdays''

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[cryptopi]

sent a bit more

[Joerii]

sent a bit more

Guess you didnt like that one hmmm lets see if i can do better. I started a little give away of my own btw

[Joerii]

Well.... if this one won't make me rich i don't know what will !!

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?

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[cryptopi]

Oh you have your own giveaway? I liked your jokes, I just didn't want to give away too much to one person in the interests of spreading it around. Sent a good bit more this time

[Joerii]

thanks

[digit]

It is the year 2087.  The US have finally finished designing a super intelligent computer that can deal with any problem.  
Military leaders are huddles around the new machine.
They describe the latest happenings and the strategic plans they engineered in order to beat the enemy.

They ask the computer "Shall we attack now? Or retreat?"

The computer computes for the next day and a half and comes up the answer.  "Yes!"

"Yes, WHAT?" asks what of the generals, stupefied.  

After another half a day, the computer replies, "Yes, Sir!"

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[cryptopi]

thats excellent

[digit]

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just redefine "darkness" as they new industry standard.

[Joerii]

It is the year 2087.  The US have finally finished designing a super intelligent computer that can deal with any problem. 
Military leaders are huddles around the new machine.
They describe the latest happenings and the strategic plans they engineered in order to beat the enemy.

They ask the computer "Shall we attack now? Or retreat?"

The computer computes for the next day and a half and comes up the answer.  "Yes!"

"Yes, WHAT?" asks what of the generals, stupefied. 

After another half a day, the computer replies, "Yes, Sir!"

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lol