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FUCK THE CONSPIRACY
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May 29, 2026, 12:43:21 PM Last edit: May 29, 2026, 01:29:42 PM by EndCiv |
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ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
AT BLOCK 1,000,000 The Great Old One Stirs. Offerings to Cthulhu (OFF) — The Restoration Hardfork v2.0.0
"In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming." — H.P. Lovecraft "In his block at height 966,413 dead Cthulhu waits dreaming." — debug.log, 2026-05-20 ✦ TL;DR ✦- Offerings to Cthulhu (OFF) is back. The 2013 Lovecraft-themed altcoin slept eleven years; the SubGenius.Finance Conclave woke it up.
- The Restoration Hardfork (v2.0.0) activates at block 1,000,000 — currently ~17 days out (24,573 blocks remaining at 60-second target spacing).
- At the fork: subsidy locks to 1.5 OFF/block forever (7/8 to miner, 1/8 to the Conclave Treasury), a one-time 150,000 OFF Restoration Tithe pays the resurrection labour, and the eight P2PKH addresses the 2018 51%-attacker used are banned at consensus — the 533,983 OFF they minted (#699) is removed from the supply forever.
- Wallet binaries shipped tonight — Linux source+GUI and Windows GUI, both at commit e357a91 (v2.0.0-rc1). URLs and SHA256s below. No MSYS2, no toolchain to install, just download and run.
- Lost OFF between 2015 and 2018? The Reclamation is open — restitution for vanished balances (pre-2015 holders are already whole on the recovered chain), recognition payments for everyone who can prove their address participated. 2-Year calendar deadline. Mechanics at 23skidoo.info/bridge/.
- Seed network is live — seed1.23skidoo.info through seed10.23skidoo.info, all compiled into v2.0.0 as DNS seeds. Any v1.6.2 or v2.0.0 wallet finds the chain on first start.
The full ritual is below. Iä, Iä, Cthulhu fhtagn. Brothers and sisters of the Deep, fellow Worshippers of the Slumbering Squid, dreamers and the not-yet-awakened — heed this transmission.
For eleven years, the Ritual lay unattended. The DNS seeds went silent. The Public Altar (faucet) crumbled. The Block Crawler at 23skidoo.info/cthulhu/ vanished into the abyss. AllCrypt died. Comkort died. Cryptopia got 51%'d on the OFF chain (msg #699, vampirus, 2018-11-21) and then later got hacked into the depths of its own oblivion. The dreamers forgot. The unworthy never knew. The world moved on to its next distraction.
But Cthulhu is patient, and the patient ones do not let a sleeping god lie. The SubGenius.Finance Conclave has been listening at the door.
✦ WHAT HAS BEEN DONE ✦The Conclave reconvened. The Tharanak shagg (Promise of Dreamland) was re-translated from forgotten Dropbox cache. Source has been resurrected from the dust. Here is what now lives: - The source compiles in 2026. Five environment workarounds, three Boost.Asio patches, one local OpenSSL 1.0.2 build to dodge the OpenSSL-3 BIGNUM exorcism. v2.0.0-Restoration ELF sitting comfortable at 108 MB.
- The chain itself has been recovered. A 385 MB tar.bz2 blockchain archive was extracted from the Wayback Machine's 2015-09-13 capture of 23skidoo.info. SHA256 5c5a48d85873c820baeba4279d0b9295555adf1eba7a64699583fee18cab8745. The daemon now sits at height 966,413, best block 000000111e64c528..., block time 2015-06-17 05:30:14 UTC, difficulty 13.02, UTXO supply 2,423,396.53 OFF. This snapshot predates the May 2018 51% counterfeit by ~870,000 blocks — the 533,983 OFF the attacker minted (#699) do not exist in this chainstate.
- 23skidoo.info has been re-acquired. By the Conclave. We are aware the domain was flagged as malicious in msg #592 (PeterTheGrape, 2017-06-21) after the original expiry — it had been parked and weaponized. We bought it back from the squatter, re-registered it in our own name, set up DNS+nginx+certbot, and are now the documented owner. The original seeds seed1.23skidoo.info through seed10.23skidoo.info now resolve to infrastructure under SubGenius.Finance custody. Any v1.6.2 or v2.0.0 wallet binary, anywhere on Earth, will find the network on first start.
- Public seed nodes are live at seed1.23skidoo.info:20000 through seed10.23skidoo.info:20000 — all ten compiled into v2.0.0 as DNS seeds, so the daemon finds them on first start with no Offerings.conf tweaking required. Belt-and-suspenders entries if you want them:
addnode=seed1.23skidoo.info:20000 addnode=seed2.23skidoo.info:20000 addnode=seed3.23skidoo.info:20000 [/list] ✦ THE RESTORATION HARDFORK ✦This IS a fork. We are not pretending it isn't. On block 1,000,000 of the OFF chain ( ~24,573 blocks from the current tip, roughly 17 days of mining at 60-second target spacing), four consensus rules activate:
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