[April fools] New new rank requirements

[Nalbo]

It's certainly an April Fool Joke, These stats are not shown in profile and it's timing and complexity connects it's dot to the humorous nature of theymos.

[CryptoDocker]

It's certainly an April Fool Joke, These stats are not shown in profile and it's timing and complexity connects it's dot to the humorous nature of theymos.

I would have to agree. It's just a mess otherwise

[DispatchLabs]

Dear Sir,
Thank you for the hilarious April Fool's post, however if said post is not intended as an April Fool's joke, please accept my humblest apologies and know that I fully support this new system. 

Please and Thank you 

[Huruharacorp]

Seriously, theymos? My politeness is only 252?!

Be calm yourself this is only a matter of time
and this is the 1st of April, let's remember 

[Sargossy]

all that can not be separated from the purpose of harmony this forum for better to his place.
create rules for the members

[marlboroza]

what sorcery is this

[babarian]

Hello, sir. Can i get a lot politeness now, please? I want to rank up now!
I almost don't realize it, lol. You got me!

what is the required politeness to increase merit sir?
or is this only applicable to Staff, Donators, or VIPs?

[Sasuke102001]

It's April 1st don't know is it an April fools joke or what but I'm kinda excited about this new update. At first, I was just surprised what are this all stats showing down my name and directly headed to the meta section for the update and found this thread by sir Theymos. Guys, we have to agree that Theymos sir is one hell of a creative admin we got here on bitcointalk. But about the fmerit it uses our uid to calculate it so guys who have an older account would have more fmerit right.?? I'm excited to see my karma increase in coming days xD.
      And can someone please explain me about the coin part didn't get that quite clearly.But I kinda have the feeling that it is just an Aprile fools joke and nothing more because of the virtue explanation on the thread by Theymos xD. I don't about you guys but I kinda like the new update seriously.

[irfan_pak10]

Nice April fool Theymos  

[UAE Seasider]

So Sir these new ranking ideas will last longer than for this morning?

You can please some of the people some of the time but you can't please all of the people all of the time.

Please, please tell me now Sir and I will be pleased for the rest of the day  

[ryan2018]

What does imagination criteria means..?

[MandyViki]

So level ranking based on merit is no longer in effect?

[aTriz]

lol

[libert19]

Am I only one who thinks some of these things don't make sense at all?

Dear sir, the more the merrier, keep it simple stupid.

I hope this is joke.

[Casdinyard]

Wait is this an april fool's joke or not  .

Too confused  

I think it's not a joke nor part of April fools but a serious matter of new ranking system that theymos implement. But personally, I'm quite confuse about this whole thing work and how every posts will concluded by these new labels.
Hope more posts regarding to this will posted here.

[Xynerise]

Politeness
How polite you have been in your posts, using language such as "please" and "sir". Politeness is after all the cornerstone of any good community.

The Pharmacist is sure going to love this!

[irfan_pak10]

Wait is this an april fool's joke or not  .

Too confused  

I think it's not a joke nor part of April fools but a serious matter of new ranking system that theymos implement. But personally, I'm quite confuse about this whole thing work and how every posts will concluded by these new labels.
Hope more posts regarding to this will posted here.

LOL don't be serious, it's just an April fool like we had it last time. So enjoy it.

[TheQuin]

Seriously, theymos? My politeness is only 252?!

You need to start calling him Sir theymos.  

[deeofficialx]

Activity & Merit
As before.

Politeness
How polite you have been in your posts, using language such as "please" and "sir". Politeness is after all the cornerstone of any good community.

fMerit
An obvious extension on top of Merit, sMerit, and source merit. It is calculated using this simple formula:

Code:

min((1103515245*(uid+activity)+12345) % (1<<10),(1103515245*posts+12345) % (1<<10), (1103515245*merit+12345) % (1<<10))

Imagination
Bitcoin would not even exist without Satoshi's impressive imagination, so I've decided to take this into account on the forum. Imaginative people are those who have posted many images.

Virtue
This is an upright, God-fearing community which will suffer no witchcraft or other heresy. This stat measures your moral virtue. Warning: those with low virtue may be visited by the holy inquisition.

Coins
How many different coins you have invested in. A good Bitcointalker will maintain a reasonable balance between conservative (100% yearly return) and aggressive (7% weekly return) tokens/coins.

Karma
This is how many non-scammer trust ratings you have both sent and received. Due to our strict moderation of the trust system, this is sure to be a highly reliable measure of your reliability vis-à-vis the trust system.

Forum time 7o'clock in the morning, and here in Philippines 3o'clock in the afternoon - yet still April 01, and I am battling with my mind - whether this kind of update was just a mere April 01 joke or not. Well played, Sir, for making me confused. Hahaha.

[waiberz]

Sir, Aiming to rank up soon.
Lets wait until April 2.