What does the bible say about Bitcoin?

[zimmah]

It says nothing about Bitcoins, but it slags off Litecoin pretty hard.

Greed is a sin

so is usury, and the entire fiat system is founded on that

That is odd isn't it?  Usury was for centuries a great evil; suddenly it was a-ok and the churches started lending money themselves. 

The Church/Vatican are a business. A great one at that.

although the church did not write the bible, in fact they tried to suppress the bible because their business scheme is not compatible with the bible at all.

The church once considered it illegal for the common guy to own a bible, and the bible was not to be translated to languages the masses could read.

The church adopted many pagan traditions to get more people into their church, they edited the traditions to look more biblical-ish but they're still based on worshiping other gods or keeping old sometimes satanic traditions.  (For example Easter and halloween, Easter being a holiday in honor of Ostara, a Germanic god and halloween being a ritual of wiccans, which by the way can be traced all the way back to the priests of ancient Egypt).

the church is based on lies and satanic rituals, so it's no wonder they don't give a single shit about what's in the bible, but that doesn't make the bible any less true.

[BittBurger]

although the CATHOLIC (NOT PROTESTANT) church did not write the bible, in fact they tried to suppress the bible because their business scheme is not compatible with the bible at all.

The CATHOLIC (NOT PROTESTANT) church once considered it illegal for the common guy to own a bible, and the bible was not to be translated to languages the masses could read.

The CATHOLIC (NOT PROTESTANT) church adopted many pagan traditions to get more people into their church, they edited the traditions to look more biblical-ish but they're still based on worshiping other gods or keeping old sometimes satanic traditions.  (For example Easter and halloween, Easter being a holiday in honor of Ostara, a Germanic god and halloween being a ritual of wiccans, which by the way can be traced all the way back to the priests of ancient Egypt).

the CATHOLIC (NOT PROTESTANT) church is based on lies and satanic rituals, so it's no wonder they don't give a single shit about what's in the bible, but that doesn't make the bible any less true.

Necessary additions added.

It is because of these very things that Martin Luther got pissed off and formed "Protest" ant Reformation.

And why Catholics and Protestants don't like eachother much to this day. 

[TiagoTiago]

It says nothing about Bitcoins, but it slags off Litecoin pretty hard.

Greed is a sin

so is usury, and the entire fiat system is founded on that

That is odd isn't it?  Usury was for centuries a great evil; suddenly it was a-ok and the churches started lending money themselves.  

The Church/Vatican are a business. A great one at that.

although the church did not write the bible, in fact they tried to suppress the bible because their business scheme is not compatible with the bible at all.

The church once considered it illegal for the common guy to own a bible, and the bible was not to be translated to languages the masses could read.

The church adopted many pagan traditions to get more people into their church, they edited the traditions to look more biblical-ish but they're still based on worshiping other gods or keeping old sometimes satanic traditions.  (For example Easter and halloween, Easter being a holiday in honor of Ostara, a Germanic god and halloween being a ritual of wiccans, which by the way can be traced all the way back to the priests of ancient Egypt).

the church is based on lies and satanic rituals, so it's no wonder they don't give a single shit about what's in the bible, but that doesn't make the bible any less true.

Christmas isn't even on the day Jesus was born...

[hilariousandco]

It says nothing about Bitcoins, but it slags off Litecoin pretty hard.

Greed is a sin

so is usury, and the entire fiat system is founded on that

That is odd isn't it?  Usury was for centuries a great evil; suddenly it was a-ok and the churches started lending money themselves.  

The Church/Vatican are a business. A great one at that.

although the church did not write the bible, in fact they tried to suppress the bible because their business scheme is not compatible with the bible at all.

The church once considered it illegal for the common guy to own a bible, and the bible was not to be translated to languages the masses could read.

The church adopted many pagan traditions to get more people into their church, they edited the traditions to look more biblical-ish but they're still based on worshiping other gods or keeping old sometimes satanic traditions.  (For example Easter and halloween, Easter being a holiday in honor of Ostara, a Germanic god and halloween being a ritual of wiccans, which by the way can be traced all the way back to the priests of ancient Egypt).

the church is based on lies and satanic rituals, so it's no wonder they don't give a single shit about what's in the bible, but that doesn't make the bible any less true.

Christmas isn't even on the day Jesus was born...

< Implying Jesus was ever born.  

[NovusOrdoSeclorum]

It says nothing about Bitcoins, but it slags off Litecoin pretty hard.

Greed is a sin

so is usury, and the entire fiat system is founded on that

That is odd isn't it?  Usury was for centuries a great evil; suddenly it was a-ok and the churches started lending money themselves.  

http://christianspooksite.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/funny-pope-vatican-gold-evil1.jpg

The Church/Vatican are a business. A great one at that.

although the church did not write the bible, in fact they tried to suppress the bible because their business scheme is not compatible with the bible at all.

The church once considered it illegal for the common guy to own a bible, and the bible was not to be translated to languages the masses could read.

The church adopted many pagan traditions to get more people into their church, they edited the traditions to look more biblical-ish but they're still based on worshiping other gods or keeping old sometimes satanic traditions.  (For example Easter and halloween, Easter being a holiday in honor of Ostara, a Germanic god and halloween being a ritual of wiccans, which by the way can be traced all the way back to the priests of ancient Egypt).

the church is based on lies and satanic rituals, so it's no wonder they don't give a single shit about what's in the bible, but that doesn't make the bible any less true.

Christmas isn't even on the day Jesus was born...

True. You do have to consider, however, that most of the Church's holidays coincided with Gentile rituals, solely to make the transition easier. The prevailing logic was, "if you are already celebrating something on this day, why not celebrate something else, instead?"

[Johnny Bitcoinseed]

And it came to pass that the Lord sayeith to all before him; "Give up all ye bitcoins unto Johnny Bitcoinseed and ye shall live forever in the house of the lord".  And they gave Johnny Bitcoinseed all their bitcoins and were happy ever after.

Amen.

Praise be to Johnny Bitcoinseed and Jesus too.

[TippingPoint]

The bible and Bitcoin both have a genesis block, are semi-anonymous, and are hard to understand.

The central characters in both have disappeared.

[AnonyMint]

The Bible says nothing about Bitcoin. It would be a hell of a lot more impressive if it did.

LOL nothing in this thread will ever top this.

I am not going to claim as fact what is in fact not falsifiable, i.e. an after life, etc..

However, the Bible does in fact predict a digital currency where it mentions we will need the mark 666 tied to our body in order to buy and sell, and that we will throw our gold and silver into the street presumably because we will not be able to use it as money any more in this strict digital tracking system.

The Bible also has numerous scriptures that explain that LOVE of money is the root of all evil. And in fact as I have explained in my November posts this is mathematically and unarguably correct in the sense that monetary gridlock results from hoarding money. You can see my reply to Impaler yesterday if you want to educate yourself on the facts. If you are too lazy, then so be it.

My research is that Bitcoin leads us to the 666 and hands the digital currency to the governments of the NWO. I have covered this in factual analysis of the vulnerabilities in my November posts and in the Bitcoin : The Digital Kill Switch artcle and thread which I published when first joining this board back in March.

I appear to have confirmed by the majority of posts in this thread that the majority of Bitcoiners are greedy and curse Christianity. It will be interesting to see if my predicted ponzi crash destruction of Bitcoiners outcome comes true.

http://armstrongeconomics.com/2013/11/29/the-share-market/

Perhaps with age you look at what you can leave behind. You cannot take money with you when it is time to leave. I have personally advised some of the richest people in the world. Let me say this. Money does not make you happy. As long as you can do what you want when you want, that is the definition of being “rich”. Go beyond that, you will quickly discover that you become the slave of money and the target for everyone to attack. I am always astonished by people who cannot see that and live to hurt others and grab as much as they can for themselves. This leaves such people nasty, vindictive, hateful, and hollow inside for they lack character. They know nothing of the feeling of accomplishment because they lack the ability to accomplish anything but cheat people for pleasure.

Wise man.

[bitcoinpsftp]

Hahaha, I am sorry, I don't usually hate on threads, but this has to be one of the pointless threads I've ever seen.  What was going through your mind OP when you started it.  Were you just bored?  Was it divine inspiration?  Did a banker convince you that bicoins are, in the literal sense, the devil?

[mrdavis]

And it came to pass that the Lord sayeith to all before him; "Give up all ye bitcoins unto Johnny Bitcoinseed and ye shall live forever in the house of the lord".  And they gave Johnny Bitcoinseed all their bitcoins and were happy ever after.

Amen.

Praise be to Johnny Bitcoinseed and Jesus too.

More recent discoveries of more reliable manuscripts suggest that "mrdavis" would be a better translation from the original Aramaic than "Johnny Bitcoinseed".

[AnonyMint]

Hahaha, I love it.  

Don't you know it is wiser to send it all to AnonyMintous to support widespread anarchy.

[Anon136]

why would the bible say anything about bitcoin? it was written by frightened confused superstitious primitive bronze age nomads as a way to explain what was at the time unexplainable due to the fact that they had not yet invented science. its like asking, i wonder what cave men thought about space travel... probably something but they would hardly be authoritative...

[redwraith]

is it against the ten commandments to own bitcoin?

Are you fucking serious?

[beetcoin]

religious nuts would easily find some way to incorporate the bible to fit some sort of narrative about what they believe or what. they do it with every other things, so why not? funny thing with the bible is that it's full of metaphors.. yet people always use it as "absolute evidence that this or that is true."

[justusranvier]

If you ever pick up a copy of the Bible, please remember that it's a collection of parables not to be interpreted literally fiction.

[redwraith]

It says, "Thou shalt not coin bits."

That is a stretch...   just as I would suspect from those that take religion seriously.

[AnonyMint]

is it against the ten commandments to own bitcoin?

Are you fucking serious?

It says, "Thou shalt not coin bits."

I think the Proverb said something about thou shall not use rulers made from rubber bands.

Ponzi systems seem to fit that wisdom quite well.

The notion that men who lived in modern cities of the Roman empire with paved roads and bridges somehow had a lower IQ than we do now is inane.

Everything is fiction.

Whether it is fiction to you is all relative. And that is a scientific fact. See the link above.

Edit: I am aware of theory that the Bible mimicks all the features of primordial sun god, etc.

Edit#2: I recognize religion is often (perhaps always) manipulating minds and groupthink. So is most everything. Why should it be perfect when nothing else is either.

We all know the evil acts of religion such as the Inquisition, burning-at-the-stake in New America, and recently in Syrian cutting off the limbs of a young Christian girl while she was still alive, etc..

Were the Nazis, the Chinese Cultural Revolution, Cambodia's Pol pot religions?

Seems like something more than religion going on here.

[The 4ner]

Yes - I think that's the 7th commandment after the one about owning a Kindle.

God wasn't keen on iPhones either.  Straight to hell if you own one.

LOL!

[AnonyMint]

is it against the ten commandments to own bitcoin?

Are you fucking serious?

It says, "Thou shalt not coin bits."

I think the Proverb said something about thou shall not use rulers made from rubber bands.

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[Elwar]

The bible says not to use government currency.

Mark 12:16
"Why are you testing Me? Bring Me a denarius to look at." They brought one. And He said to them, "Whose likeness and inscription is this?" And they said to Him, "Caesar's." And Jesus said to them, "Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's."


Modern day:
"Why are you testing Me? Bring Me a dollar to look at." They brought one. And He said to them, "Whose name is this?" And they said to Him, "Federal Reserve's." And Jesus said to them, "Render to the Federal Reserve the things that are the Federal Reserve's, and to God the things that are God's."