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January 17, 2014, 05:21:26 AM |
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Which Planet might that be?
Packaging Planet! its planet where they package the defective monarch, pipes n all, along with disappearing invoice slips up the customer's ass! BFLJosh is resident king there...
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sase007
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January 17, 2014, 05:26:27 AM |
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Can I smoke weed with it? ![Cheesy](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif)
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January 17, 2014, 07:22:12 AM |
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Can I smoke weed with it? ![Cheesy](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif) I'm sure it'll get hot enough to burn a really good sized bud..........or 2.............or 4 ![Cheesy](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif) They aren't calling it the "Hookah miner" for nothing ![Cheesy](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif)
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"If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day long, you are the asshole." -Raylan Givens Got GOXXED ?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KiqRpPiJAU&feature=youtu.be"An ASIC being late is perfectly normal, predictable, and legal..."Hashfast & BFL slogan ![Smiley](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/smiley.gif)
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Thom
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January 18, 2014, 01:41:33 AM |
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The silicon wafers are at the packaging planet
Which Planet might that be? ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fthumb%2F1%2F1f%2FFuturama_Planet_Express.svg%2F400px-Futurama_Planet_Express.svg.png&t=665&c=PTrb5yl_qWZgsg) That's why nebulous pre-orders of miners from parallel dimensions get lost in wormholes so often. Or sold by dastardly robots.
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January 18, 2014, 02:07:12 AM |
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Buy from BFL, you a stupid mutha-fucka Known around da hood as da schoolyard clucka ...
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sig spam anywhere and self-moderated threads on the pol&soc board are for losers.
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January 18, 2014, 05:35:41 AM |
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It's always gratifying when the trolls only thing they have left to troll about is typos!
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If you're searching these lines for a point, you've probably missed it. There was never anything there in the first place.
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January 18, 2014, 05:41:41 AM |
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Buy from BFL, you a stupid mutha-fucka Known around da hood as da schoolyard clucka ...
Where can I buy the album? In two weeks you say?
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January 18, 2014, 05:51:49 AM |
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It's always gratifying when the trolls only thing they have left to troll about is typos!
... Yo, E, she's a monarch, lets run a train! Man, I wouldn't touch that bitch!Me neither, Inaba go home and wash out ya beaver And scamma's are out there, messing up people's health Yo, what the fuck you gotta say for yourself? ...
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sig spam anywhere and self-moderated threads on the pol&soc board are for losers.
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January 18, 2014, 06:37:10 AM |
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Calm down folks, if Heatsink design was any indication of BFL's technical prowess... ...well, the water cooling should be a bag full of laughs. ![Cheesy](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif) Holy hell, I bet they (Monarch customers) will be pleased by either the defective (low quality) chinese pumps or an issue with connecting their rigs to a tap water supply. This is after all BFL. The radiator will probably leak or it will be undersized and never cool the water fast enough. I heard it was already supersized once already. [I say that in jest, but you just know it will happen again!] The only solution is to connect the loop to the [water] mains and forgo the radiators. The roaring fans noise will probably be replaced by the low quality pump slowly grinding it's customers into maddness. Not only will it guzzle electricity but also raise your water bill. We shall be having funny discussions on G/Gh (Gallons Per GigaHash) ------------------ Then again, if you are a Monarch customer chances are you are probably already incredibly ill-informed and will connect the pretty red tubes to the matching hot side of your sink. A ROFL RMA follows....
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January 18, 2014, 06:47:11 AM |
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You just know they are going to force their customers to adopt accessories such as custom rigged cases to house these things. (Quick someone quote me for future reference.) Otherwise they won't be held responsible for any damages. (just wait for Inaba to confirm that)
Can you imagine the laughter BFL support will have when their general Monarch users main complaint is that the tubes from the Monarch are too big to leave the case safely?
Whats that? You sliced through a plastic tube due to a sharp edge and water leaked all over your Monarch and the PC hosting it. NOT our problem! (You know, people better buy insurance on these things!)
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Whats that? Support is receiving a tons of emails from angry customers because a fancy metal tube came in contact with an electronic component and fried a motherboard. (Don't worry, it looks like they are switching to rubberized tubing...we all hope!)
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January 18, 2014, 07:09:13 AM |
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It's always gratifying when the trolls only thing they have left to troll about is typos!
or just referencing BFL's reputation. Two Weeks(tm) i think BFL has a catch phrase that it will forever be known as. don't worry BFL's reputation is only slightly worse than Yifus
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January 18, 2014, 07:34:47 AM |
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It's always gratifying when the trolls only thing they have left to troll about is typos!
or just referencing BFL's reputation. Two Weeks(tm) i think BFL has a catch phrase that it will forever be known as. don't worry BFL's reputation is only slightly worse than Yifus Well,BFL is better than Hashfast ![Shocked](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/shocked.gif) !!!!!!!!!!!! Did I say that too soon ![Cheesy](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif) Probably ![Wink](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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"If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day long, you are the asshole." -Raylan Givens Got GOXXED ?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KiqRpPiJAU&feature=youtu.be"An ASIC being late is perfectly normal, predictable, and legal..."Hashfast & BFL slogan ![Smiley](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/smiley.gif)
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January 24, 2014, 09:54:37 PM |
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acouple more lies from your boy Josh: ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.butterflylabs.com%2Fcustomavatars%2Favatar1_11.gif&t=665&c=qKWgDTsuSvHK3g) Monarch Information-hangman.jpg No noose is good noose? Maybe so! No word from the packaging facility as of yet, which means there's no problems. That's good. That's really all the update I have, as the status of things hasn't changed much since last week - just waiting on slicing/dicing/packaging. While we expect the chips out sooner, the end of next week is the absolute latest date the packaging facility gave us on chips, so it's unlikely it would be any longer than that, but hopefully shorter. The fact that they haven't come back to us with any problems at this stage is encouraging and indicates things are running smoothly on their end, as they'd be burning up the phone lines if there was an issue. One a slightly related note, I should have the draft of the Monarch communication protocol (detailing how to communicate with it over PCIe and over USB) in the next couple days, which I will post here once I'm satisfied with the draft. At that time, you guys can pick it apart and we'll see about making revision. https://forums.butterflylabs.com/announcements/4414-monarch-information.html
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January 25, 2014, 10:37:19 AM |
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In that first pic I thought it was half bong pipe and half GPU. lulz. I need more coffee!
Give them time and it will be. Since bongs are now legal in some areas I suppose the excess heat by those ASIC's (in theory) will be powering your latest bong hit.
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January 25, 2014, 05:08:09 PM |
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It's always gratifying when the trolls only thing they have left to troll about is typos!
its good to know that you take time to read the trolls but it would be nicer if you take time to read your trolls...i mean YOUR "promises".
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January 26, 2014, 12:48:23 AM |
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Will it be possible to use the monarch to distill moonshine? ![Tongue](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)
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January 26, 2014, 12:36:26 PM |
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It's always gratifying when the trolls only thing they have left to troll about is typos!
the trolls only thing
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January 30, 2014, 02:52:56 AM |
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January 31, 2014, 08:37:29 PM |
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The link is not working any more ![Sad](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/sad.gif)
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