[ANN] UnicornHasher AS FEATURED ON THE COVER OF BUSINESS INSIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TooDumbForBitcoin]

I believe you thought 10 extra units not nine as you stated is that correct?

My thoughts are usually only 90% formed. 

But do not change the subject.  Please respond to my disparaging remarks with disparaging remarks of your own.  It is what I expect, not truthful answers to customer support questions.  Have you not read the Mining Equipment Company Executive Training Manual?

[miaviator]

I believe you thought 10 extra units not nine as you stated is that correct?

My thoughts are usually only 90% formed. 

But do not change the subject.  Please respond to my disparaging remarks with disparaging remarks of your own.  It is what I expect, not truthful answers to customer support questions.  Have you not read the Mining Equipment Company Executive Training Manual?

As I've said, we are short staffed at the moment.  It would appear that BFL Josh and HashFast cl are far to busy insulting their own customers to join us.

With that all I can say is: We never "Promised' anything.  There were no "guarantees." Your order should ship in Two Weeks^TM.  Everything you are saying is "lies." We gave you "estimated timelines."  That page you read said "expected" or "tentative schedule."

I believe that sums it up you useless lying uninformed customer!

Happy Hashing

[TooDumbForBitcoin]

As I've said, we are short staffed at the moment.  It would appear that BFL Josh and HashFast cl are far to busy insulting their own customers to join us.

With that all I can say is: We never "Promised' anything.  There were no "guarantees." Your order should ship in Two WeeksTM.  Everything you are saying is "lies." We gave you "estimated timelines."  That page you read said "expected" or "tentative schedule."

I believe that sums it up you useless lying uninformed customer!

Happy Hashing

I was wrong, you can disparage!

I would like to upgrade my 14 units/insults on order to your next not-yet-designed product/insult, deliverable soon.  Please respond promptly with these milestones:

Tapeout
Package through
Burn in
Mine mine mine mine mine mine Test test test test test test test
Tweak up
Mine mine mine mine mine mine Test test test test test
Clock over
Mine mine mine mine mine mine Test test test test test
First shipment
First disparage
First summary judgement

Thank you

[Bicknellski]

I believe you thought 10 extra units not nine as you stated is that correct?

My thoughts are usually only 90% formed. 

But do not change the subject.  Please respond to my disparaging remarks with disparaging remarks of your own.  It is what I expect, not truthful answers to customer support questions.  Have you not read the Mining Equipment Company Executive Training Manual?

As I've said, we are short staffed at the moment.  It would appear that BFL Josh and HashFast cl are far to busy insulting their own customers to join us.

With that all I can say is: We never "Promised' anything.  There were no "guarantees." Your order should ship in Two Weeks^TM.  Everything you are saying is "lies." We gave you "estimated timelines."  That page you read said "expected" or "tentative schedule."

I believe that sums it up you useless lying uninformed customer!

Happy Hashing

You forgot... "You don't know how BitCoin works!"

[miaviator]

NEWS:  Unicorn Spotted in the wild again: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=407250.msg4567234#msg4567234

damn it

Oh well i still have the first and only unicorn hasher bringing me much enjoyment every day.

LOL! Sorry man! I NEED that unicorn hasher. When that hits the market difficulty is going to go through the roof!

[railzand]

You have a competitor: https://mammoth-mining.com/

[miaviator]

You have a competitor: https://mammoth-mining.com/

I've added this to the OP.  I will contact mammoth-mining to ensure no Unicorns were harmed in the making of their "sabretooth and maggot" devices.

[miaviator]

How did I miss this one: http://ltcfpga.com/

That thing looks legit!

[Bicknellski]

What is your timeline on fabrication of the Live Unicorn?
Are you using child labour to produce these units? As I see a lot of work that seems outside the lines and shotty like a child did it.

[miaviator]

EDIT:(Attorney says Blatant I.P. theft is just my opinion at this point)

We are filing suit against bloomberg for their blatant IP theft:

[okimzti]

One of my units fell over dead, where to ship RMA back?

[sebdude420]

since canary is doing escrow i trust you i send order for make the order 15 units okay thanks

[wpgdeez]

I love the rainbow LED's on my unit, so much wow!

[Xer0]

Unicron or Unicorn?

[miaviator]

Unicron or Unicorn?

Well that was a long standing spelling error.

[Powell]

I'd like to buy at least 20 units.  The problem is I am out of space for miners at my shop.  Are these units friendly for a house hold environment, will my baby that I do not have fall in and possibly drown?  Is there an option that will keep my cats off of it.

I know I am late to this miner but I hope throwing BTCBTC in large amounts will get me them.

Kthx <3 <3

[Xer0]

Unicron or Unicorn?

Well that was a long standing spelling error.

there are still some Unicrons quietly hiding in the post  

[Bicknellski]

Has production stopped?

[railzand]

Has production stopped?

I heard they broke the special titanium tool for attaching unicorn shoes, had to order another from Narnia, ergo delay sixteen weeks.