Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[DdmrDdmr]

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Japan supposed to be number one with this list since bitcoin originated and created by a japanese. Hopefully one of this day Philippines will be one in the list also and soon every country!

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I wasn’t aware that there was a datetime parameter in the quotes… you seem to be lacking a digit in the above case and the quote goes back in time to 1974 … what a time machine! …    

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[nutildah]

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Japan supposed to be number one with this list since bitcoin originated and created by a japanese. Hopefully one of this day Philippines will be one in the list also and soon every country!

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I wasn’t aware that there was a datetime parameter in the quotes… you seem to be lacking a digit in the above case and the quote goes back in time to 1974 … what a time machine! …    

Just did this as a test.

Apparently all time began on January 1st, 1970. And at 8 AM, oddly enough... Makes sense that the world would begin after sunrise.

Before then, there was nothing. As far as I know there wasn't anything.

I mean my parents were supposedly born before then but I can't prove it. I also can't prove the world is round.  

Bitcoin is now worth 64.432 NWO dollars.
I tried to tell the world of 2008 about the rise and eventual dominance of BTC and they just wouldn't listen. Fools!  

[xtraelv]

ATM, these people deserve an award.

We already have an award for shit-posters. The bitcointalk academy awards - best shit-poster fables to obtain merit

While that was intended to award the best actor or actress for their fables to earn merit - the "specially designed WOW writing, engaging design, seamless approach logo" by mjglqw can probably be used for other future award ceremonies as well.

[Crypto Girl]

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Japan supposed to be number one with this list since bitcoin originated and created by a japanese. Hopefully one of this day Philippines will be one in the list also and soon every country!

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I wasn’t aware that there was a datetime parameter in the quotes… you seem to be lacking a digit in the above case and the quote goes back in time to 1974 … what a time machine! …    

Haha you got me there, I even didn't notice that I accidentally deleted a figure on it and made us back to 1974.
Seems I discover something. lol.

Anyway, already fix it.

[DireWolfM14]

This person is a serial shitposter, here's one of my favorites from today:

I belive in. God and i belive in ethereum.

There 2 things in life what you can be sure about...

God and etherum


Until God not falled down from sky the ethereum will not fall too anytime soon

[atrocityx]

This person is a serial shitposter, here's one of my favorites from today:

I belive in. God and i belive in ethereum.

There 2 things in life what you can be sure about...

God and etherum


Until God not falled down from sky the ethereum will not fall too anytime soon

Lol okay that ones pretty damn funny.. I was kind of thinking that that is two things in life that you can probably deal without.

[MagicSmoker]

This person is a serial shitposter, here's one of my favorites from today:

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Until God not falled down from sky the ethereum will not fall too anytime soon

I guess this bozo thinks that ETH going from $1300 to $200 is just a refreshing dip?

Also, read the referenced posts in his negative trust - what a scumbag!

[r1s2g3]

Somebody refused to recognize Theymos_away as administrator and want answer answer from forum administrator after Theymos_away reply.

[o_e_l_e_o]

So, this may not technically be a shitpost, but the amount of stupid contained in this post and his follow up replies is so incredible that it made me laugh.

i saw an announcement about the only bitcointalk indorsed ICO
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3920469.0
 
as i saw many comments and support from
 legendry
hero
sr.members
 jr.mermers.

i start taking intrest but when i followe link and opened website
i pressed there contact button, that redirected me towards this website
https://www.investor.gov/howeycoins
that clearly states its a scam with all red flags they claim.

if i am wrong you can correct me.

[suchmoon]

So, this may not technically be a shitpost, but the amount of stupid contained in this post and his follow up replies is so incredible that it made me laugh.

You call me stupid? 

[YOSHIE]

I also found silly and adorable posts,
Maybe a little funny and silly,
Makes you think and laugh a little. So weak is our knowledge.

But he is (understandably) not accepting messages from newbies and I don't recall whether or not I used to have an account. I'm sorry if this post is in the wrong section of the forum but meta seemed appropriate as it is 'sort of' about the fourm? Feel free to move it.

Honestly if anyone has any input it is welcome.

Whoever gave me a -1 reputation....
thanks....
I'll wear it with honor...
hater...

I'm not making money, I been scammed repeatedly by Bitcoiners for hundreds of BTC,  I bitch no much and I'm just irritating ...

soooooo ... how do I terminate my account here??? I can't find the option? Anyone?

on the splash screen bitcoins.org it says the newest client is 0.3.23. On the little news bar above the home/help/etc... buttons it says v 0.3.22 is available. Also can someone point me to the 0.3.23 release log?

[o_e_l_e_o]

So, this may not technically be a shitpost, but the amount of stupid contained in this post and his follow up replies is so incredible that it made me laugh.

You call me stupid? 

You'll notice the timestamps show I posted in this thread half an hour before you posted in the linked thread. You think I wouldn't notice your entrapment attempt?! Are you calling me stupid?!

Although this guy raises a valid question:

So why did this ICO has so many supportive comments from legendaries and other members? Have they been paid?

Suchmoon actually a secret government employee confirmed!

[suchmoon]

English investment is not paying off:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=4831485.msg43667312#msg43667312

I think this project is the future. I am sorry for my poor total english investment

Suchmoon actually a secret government employee confirmed!

Dang it, my cover is blown. I'm gonna ask theymos to rename me to suchbusteddeepfriedstateemployee.

[o_e_l_e_o]

Suchmoon actually a secret government employee confirmed!

Dang it, my cover is blown. I'm gonna ask theymos to rename me to suchbusteddeepfriedstateemployee.

You can buy my silence with 50% of your stash of Howeycoins.

[Jrashid]

We all should pray so that GOD can hear our voice and gift us a bullrun 

[CoinClarity]

This is a terrific thread. I think Meta is quickly becoming my favorite forum section. Saw this one today, wondered if it was a Google Translation or just a bad euphemism:

Nobody gave me 10 merit. one of the most merit to me is EFS. people are already afraid to give merit to each other because of these situations. every time we do, we are worried that we can eat banana. The reason to even open the #Proof Post. I say again. I'm not saying I didn't make mistakes. I may have made a mistake. I wish I'd been warned once. If I do the same error again, it's okay. I want to 1 chance

There's a million posts like this one, but not a single other one that expresses worries about eating banana.

[suchmoon]

Identity crisis, or the perils of plagiarizing shit without reading it:

Are you in favor of same sex marriage?

when it comes to that im gay too and theres a lot of discrimination to us but sometimes i questioned myself did i do something to them ?
this is a very sensitive topic, here in my country, same sex marriage is not yet accepted and is being criticized by our government and the church. As for me, I'm not for it, but I think they have the right to do as they please, if a guy wanna marry a guy then go ahead and do so, just be ready with the consequences of your decisions.

(the red part is copypasta from someone else's post)


Word spinners sound dumb on a good day but this one seems to be malfunctioning with some extra dose of stupid:

Many people are still hesitant between trade and hold. In my opinion, Investment is different from speculation is that you spend time and knowledge for it. When you trust and understand, you will not be afraid of the volatility of the market. It's an investor or a HOLDER. It's very good, but I think you get to know the market, trade, the cycle of market so you can be an investor, a smart holder.
"Don’t be a blind bull. ALL markets are cyclical. Don’t be afraid of pullbacks or market crashes – that’s where you can make the most money"

Many people square measure still hesitant between trade and hold. In my opinion, Investment is totally different from speculation is that you just pay time and data for it. after you trust and perceive, you'll not be petrified of the volatility of the market. It's associate capitalist or a HOLDER. it's extremely smart, however i feel you get to grasp the market, trade, the cycle of market therefore you'll be associate capitalist, a wise holder.
"Don’t be a blind bull. ALL markets square measure alternate. Don’t be petrified of pullbacks or market crashes – that’s wherever you'll create the foremost money"

I think the word they were going for was "area", although even that is quite a bit of a stretch as a synonym.

[crwth]

This is a terrific thread. I think Meta is quickly becoming my favorite forum section. Saw this one today, wondered if it was a Google Translation or just a bad euphemism:

Nobody gave me 10 merit. one of the most merit to me is EFS. people are already afraid to give merit to each other because of these situations. every time we do, we are worried that we can eat banana. The reason to even open the #Proof Post. I say again. I'm not saying I didn't make mistakes. I may have made a mistake. I wish I'd been warned once. If I do the same error again, it's okay. I want to 1 chance

There's a million posts like this one, but not a single other one that expresses worries about eating banana.

It's an original post. Will be more entertained when thinking of a banana eating another banana. More banana posts to come! Share the love, share the banana.

[cabalism13]

This is a terrific thread. I think Meta is quickly becoming my favorite forum section. Saw this one today, wondered if it was a Google Translation or just a bad euphemism:

Nobody gave me 10 merit. one of the most merit to me is EFS. people are already afraid to give merit to each other because of these situations. every time we do, we are worried that we can eat banana. The reason to even open the #Proof Post. I say again. I'm not saying I didn't make mistakes. I may have made a mistake. I wish I'd been warned once. If I do the same error again, it's okay. I want to 1 chance

There's a million posts like this one, but not a single other one that expresses worries about eating banana.

It's an original post. Will be more entertained when thinking of a banana eating another banana. More banana posts to come! Share the love, share the banana.

 Share the love ofcourse but I'd rather not sharing my Banana to anyone It's to precious to share even my wife treasures it like money

[S_Therapist]

Believ campaing attrack 
And he has got 2 merits too.

I'm looking forward bounty program. I like it. I belive that this campaing attrack many people and the project will achieved a real investments. Good Job IoTNexus. Hope team success with good project.