Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[Semosuchi Tesongrato]

They dont even try anymore  i thought this one was funny/fail



that whole thread should be nuked imo, obvious scam, and likely paid bumping :/ 

These shitposters dont even care about merit, they are just gonna use 1000 accounts for same effect as 100 ranked ones it seems  

This is the real problem with merit system, and probably Theymos didn't predict it:
shitpost not only didn't stop, actually has grown and grown, as shitposter use much more low rank accounts.

I don't know if there is a solution, but in this way the forum is useless, as it's impossible to follow a discussion.

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[1miau]

Mybe you right man
We need  more information about
The bitcoin world

I just can't tell whether this is supposed to be ironic or what, given that this is coming from a noob account.  I wouldn't put it past a noob to just stumble upon a random thread and write such nonsense.  Maybe he thinks from the thread title that this is a contest or something.

It would be funny to move this thread to Altcoin Discussion... We wouldn't have to do anything but wait and the shitposts would be delivered immediately.

The use of the exclamation marks and writing style makes me think they are probably German. I don't think they are using google translate because they make regular spelling mistakes.

Difficult to analyse, but I really doubt English is taught so badly in Germany. I don't know anyone talking such a gibberish in Germany (if I translate it directly). 

But great idea to collect interesting shitposts here! I'm looking forward to new ones! 

[cellard]

That is just the German Dogecoin representative.

The use of the exclamation marks and writing style makes me think they are probably German. I don't think they are using google translate because they make regular spelling mistakes.

I think they are Russian, at least the guy that used the ")" smile. That smiley face without eyes is (for some probably interesting reason I don't know) only used by Russians, and maybe other eastern European citizens. It's one of these weird internet things, like how Brazilians (and im not sure if Portuguese too) instead of laughing with "haha" spam a bunch of "kkkkkkk". I would do some research on that if I had more free time.

I think these guys should stick to the local section, but I don't personally mind people with broken English posting too, some people have are really smart but can't speak proper English, if they end up typing nonsense just have a laugh and that's about it, I wouldn't mind spending resources banhammering all of that, again, what needs more resources is the account recovery system.

[xtraelv]

The use of the exclamation marks and writing style makes me think they are probably German. I don't think they are using google translate because they make regular spelling mistakes.

Difficult to analyse, but I really doubt English is taught so badly in Germany. I don't know anyone talking such a gibberish in Germany (if I translate it directly).  

But great idea to collect interesting shitposts here! I'm looking forward to new ones!  

It was based on the name of the user and use of lots of exclamation marks.

Something that I have seen both you and Lafu do.  

Grammar is quite different so it is easy to make mistakes with context and word meanings as well. For some people it is easier to learn a language than others.
I'm sure that the English being taught in Germany is quite meticulous - but there are always people that get an failed result.
Your Dutch neighbors managed to make a few mistakes at international meetings.

A Dutch junior minister introduced herself at a foreign conference and said “I’m sitting in the second chamber and I’m having my first period"
(She was serving her first term in parliament)

Joseph Luns (Dutch minister of foreign affairs) was asked by John F Kennedy if he had any hobbies.
He replied : “I fok horses” Kennedy glanced at him and said “pardon? Luns replied ‘Yes, horses!” (Fok in Dutch means "breed")

Joop den Uyl introduced the Netherlands as "“we are a nation of undertakers”.  (onderneemer means entrepreneur but if translated literally is undertaker)
Of course in English "to undertake" and "undertaker" means two different things.

Pepsi slogan "the choice of a new generation" was mistranslated into Chinese as "awakens your ancestors from the dead"

Blikk:
OK, here's a question from left space: What was your book Slut about?

Madonna:
It was called Sex, my book.

Blikk:
Not in Hungary. Here it was called Slut.

Sources:
https://www.astro.umd.edu/~avondale/extra/Humor/SexAndLove/Madonna.html
http://www.bjnijmegen.nl/artikelen/bijzondere-en-opzienbarende-uitspraken-van-politici/

[pixie85]

I have a nice example. I usually laugh when people are writing nonsense but some of them should really consider putting everything through google translator.

I do not even know why it is not ligature, but I advise you to go to Socratus

[xtraelv]

I have a nice example. I usually laugh when people are writing nonsense but some of them should really consider putting everything through google translator.

I do not even know why it is not ligature, but I advise you to go to Socratus

Google translate is far from perfect.

...and then there was the translator for the deaf at Mandelas funeral...

https://i.imgur.com/Wv4GTI9.gif

[LFC_Bitcoin]

Here’s another -

yes bitcoin is dead and therefore I advise you to invest in new crypto projects like Socratus

His post history is littered with spamming of this shitcoin

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=2228592

[stompix]

Just saw this post about FIFA World Cup:

I am rooting for Germany and Brazil to do well
Hope either wins

Of course, he is posting on the 2014 thread 

[The Sceptical Chymist]

I think they are Russian, at least the guy that used the ")" smile. That smiley face without eyes is (for some probably interesting reason I don't know) only used by Russians, and maybe other eastern European citizens.

Is that what that is?  I often see posts with multiple parentheses, like )))) right in the middle of a sentence, kind of in place of appropriate punctuation--is that the same thing?  It's like a hallmark of some non-English speaking shitposter, because from what I've seen those two things go hand in hand. 

For some reason I was thinking that it came from India or somewhere else in Asia, but I can't really tell shitposting "styles" apart by region anyway.  It's like deducing the breed of a cat by eyeballing its litter box.

[Steamtyme]

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[MagicSmoker]

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For some reason I was thinking that it came from India or somewhere else in Asia, but I can't really tell shitposting "styles" apart by region anyway.  It's like deducing the breed of a cat by eyeballing its litter box.

I just about choked on my coffee reading this, so, for nearly killing me you get a merit! )))

So I was just going to report to MODS but thought I would first share this gem. I think it's the best medical advice I've gotten in years... I think.

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I hate it when all my tibia are boosting airborne... 

I haven't seen that style of spam-bot too often lately, but it was very popular a couple years ago. The wall of nonsensical text with a link to a shady product - usually a snake oil supplement or the like -  has to be the most useless marketing scheme ever devised... well, right next to paying illiterate people from "economically oppressed" countries to dash off one-line shitposts on this forum.

[stompix]

So this guy decides to appeal his ban...

an account I fhejhaey
and the cruel yet confiscated member of my bhebhe account case was banned by me, I emailed and passed the picture but there was no response I could have fixed my account, it made me a new account for another fee ., if it's okay to fix my acccount..when change the ip to use it would not be banned immediately because we only use vpn to save us ,, once nalang if it's another device that should be banned just wont use of vpn it's hard because we're going to notice this is my account as a copper member who has been banned without a post

It's the usual crap post, and there is nothing out of the ordinary with it, except one tiny little thing

The guy is the announcer of a rather unusual ICO......
   
[ANN][AIRDOP][ICO][EXCHANGE] englishhub.co - BECOME FLUENT IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE
 

[jacee]

Just had a laugh at this one so I'm sharing it here. 

If I was moved to a girlfriend, I think It is a good combination, great.

[hilariousandco]

Just saw this post about FIFA World Cup:

I am rooting for Germany and Brazil to do well
Hope either wins

Of course, he is posting on the 2014 thread 

And Germany are out. Nuked that account earlier.

[MagicSmoker]

How about a triple shitpost combo? We got ourselves here a shitposter replying to a shitposter who replied to the most infamous shitpost of them all: "great project"!

Great Project

a great project indeed, smart city eco is the platform that our community needs.
this brings us innovation at its finest. really,one platform with bunch of different industries?
smart city eco really did this good. very amazing work!

Maybe @snkiworld was too speechless about this project, lol.
This project was so impressive on how they concern on different ages of entertainment.
I’m into this project, very good concept and idea. Must invest on this project.

The first sentence in the last reply was almost intelligible. Those last two sentences, though; not so much.

[vphasitha01]

I have found few members who are posting replies like they are wake up in a coma, for a thread actually posted in 2012 .

link>>>https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=99920.0

How nice Uzivaj Estates Avatar. I think he is the only newbie holds an Avatar.( Don't know how he got it even earlier days it requires to become full member to get an Avatar.

[The Sceptical Chymist]

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From that image you posted, it's obvious that the last post was plagiarized.  I just reported it, but hopefully you're reporting stuff like that when you see it.  I'm not sure why people think they're going to get away with copy/pasting a post that's so close to the plagiarized one, but then again these idiots are not known for their raw brain power.  It just seems like such a waste of time and energy on their part.

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Discuss.

I very much like this forum policy, the special policy in the discussion is not the free people doing the post but the discussion over the discussion can be organized and discussed so as not to deviate from. other discussion

[suchmoon]

Discuss.

I very much like this forum policy, the special policy in the discussion is not the free people doing the post but the discussion over the discussion can be organized and discussed so as not to deviate from. other discussion

Thoughtful idea, riveting plan!

Borrowed from another doge bot:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=2214940;sa=showPosts

[xtraelv]

Discuss.

I very much like this forum policy, the special policy in the discussion is not the free people doing the post but the discussion over the discussion can be organized and discussed so as not to deviate from. other discussion

I'm sure some of them use something like this: https://www.makebullshit.com/
There was another random jargon generator that I saw earlier that used almost the same phrases as some of the Haiku bots.

Just had a laugh at this one so I'm sharing it here.  

If I was moved to a girlfriend, I think It is a good combination, great.

New business idea - combined house moving and dating service.

Here sir: Your new accommodation and girlfriend.