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October 24, 2018, 09:25:12 PM
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Here is a reply from YOSHIE I just don't understand because his Q&A don't correspond to my topic and I feel it fits in here "Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny". Don't try reading, you'll just confuse yourself.

Each time i merit a user for their contribution to forum, I notice this message "There is no point in hoarding sMerit; keeping it yourself does not benefit you, and we reserve the right to decay unused sMerit in the future. But what surprises me is some user still ignores this message, keeping the smerits they received as a trophy to themselves.
In the course of the new forum rules all know with Merit Point requirements in increasing levels with different number of activities, so I will answer a little about the question: (CryptopreneurBrainboss) which concerns sMerit (Merit).

So in this case several questions arise:
<> There is no point in hoarding (sMerit).
<> When giving (sMerit) to other members, can our Merit be less?
Answer: No.

<> Collected (sMerit)?
Every time gives 1 Merit from another member, we get 0.5 (sMerit). If you have 0.5 (sMerit) you can't give Merit to other members, surely?
Actually you have to get another 0.5 (sMerit) to be enough, so at least 1 Merit can be given.

<> for example I want to collect (sMerit) do not want to give to other members?
Answer:
It is certain: There is no point in hoarding (sMerit), keeping it alone does not benefit you, and we have the right to rot the unused sosit in the future.

<> Well, if there is a post that can merit then it is erased. What about Merit.
Answer: it remains intact Merit is eternal.

For that (sMerit) is a Merit given to other Bitcointalk members who have achievements. So it's easy to know (sMeritt) that is in us. Can take this link: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=merit

The conclusion of the topic question, maybe in the giving (sMerit) by the forum automatically, I think it's a bit heavy because it is individual post per post, so Hopefully? for the future all members are not heavy to give merit to other bitcointalk members if they find posts of other members who are useful.





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 #442

We did spreedshit for each categories. To receive a spreedshit, write to us on bounty@bitcourse.net indicating your nickname and the category in which you are participating.
Who has already told us his mail may not do this. We will send everything to you tomorrow.

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no. in the spreedshit Twitter campaingn 190
no. in the spreedshit Facebook campaingn 122
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no. in the spreedshit  11
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Manager, when you will check my status in twitter campaign(spreedshit 244 Levilate)?

Hi when do you add someone on your spreedshit ?

After they submit a job or after they apply?

PS: I am talking about this https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1zbcZwcU5_no7wMNjgjcBccbu9wWlr71vsp8GnvuKJqw/edit#gid=1533504762

Dear, Dyron. I have made friendly tweets and retweeted posts from your twitter, made a report to this thread, and send a report
no later than 2 days after the end of the week. And why i don't see my account approved in the spreadshit?

Do you have any spreadshit which show our stakes, or ypou will publish end od bounty campaing ?

I joined the telegram
Tw spreadshit#86
Fb spreadshit #82

please correct the status. Thank you

Week 02: 18.04-24.04
BCT Name: meaamir86
Twitter account link: https://twitter.com/meaamir1
Spreadshit No: #1271
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Weekly twitter report (26.03.2018 - 01.04.2018)
Twitter URL: https://twitter.com/fariha0007
Followers: 1200+
Speedshit List : 271

Retweets+likes
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These are just a few examples of spreedshit, spreadshit and speedshit posts

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Any kind I guess. If you`re talking about specifically pets then I would more likely to get a god.

A what ?  Shocked



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October 27, 2018, 04:52:08 AM
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Speaking of pets, "furom" sounds like something furry and... yeah I have no clue.

some one report your comment regarding that issue this furom need to improve I hope more investigator before deleting post and ban users her I think this furom it's defense on the report issue.

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from [ANN] [ICO] [BOUNTY] [AIRDROP] Huapupay HUA is an innovative and interactive

this project is very nice.and good tim work.all the bast all tim.

i reed the project You need to mor explict and do the paln for the project the probrlm is the markiting not the smart contract it so esey

pff...copy/paste
I hope that this project will enjoy massive success

I hope that this project will enjoy massive success

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October 27, 2018, 03:39:51 PM
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Any kind I guess. If you`re talking about specifically pets then I would more likely to get a god.

A what ?  Shocked

I only adopt gods from shelters; the only problem is, people rarely surrender gods to a shelter in the first place.  Undecided

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Not a shitpost but amusing spelling mistake:

Has anyone analised the benefits of creating assets based on byteball vs assets based on waves? That would be quite uselful.

Sometimes foreign languages can give a wrong impression:


https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=4598560.0

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October 28, 2018, 09:13:24 AM
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I am a newbie and I have no idea how to get to jr member or rank up. My friend was full member and he told me that he earns from bitcointalk. Can anyone please help me how can I rank up and how can I earn bitcoins.

Another one for the my friend told me you could make money here club. Could he not have asked his "friend" about this?  Roll Eyes

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October 28, 2018, 02:18:25 PM
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I am a newbie and I have no idea how to get to jr member or rank up. My friend was full member and he told me that he earns from bitcointalk. Can anyone please help me how can I rank up and how can I earn bitcoins.

Another one for the my friend told me you could make money here club. Could he not have asked his "friend" about this?  Roll Eyes

"My friend was full member and he told me that he earns from bitcointalk."

Was a full member -does that mean his account got banned and now is using a newbie account for "earning" ?  Shocked

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He should get an reward for this , the thread name is "  Hi Everyone  "

and thats the first post is :

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October 29, 2018, 04:15:21 PM
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hello gays   Smiley Smiley im new  in bitcoin   . i have a question  plz help me

im newby can i earn money from bitcoin  or  rank up first
Well this guy seems to be rather lost right from the greeting … Then, as a memorable first post, he “goes straight” to the key question on how to make money here. He has heard about ranks though, although likely confuses Bitcoin with Bitcointalk. Wonder if he will make it to his second post …

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I am a newbie and I have no idea how to get to jr member or rank up. My friend was full member and he told me that he earns from bitcointalk. Can anyone please help me how can I rank up and how can I earn bitcoins.

Another one for the my friend told me you could make money here club. Could he not have asked his "friend" about this?  Roll Eyes

"My friend was full member and he told me that he earns from bitcointalk."

Was a full member -does that mean his account got banned and now is using a newbie account for "earning" ?  Shocked
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October 29, 2018, 09:29:26 PM
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My friend was full member and he todl me that he earns from bitcointalk.

Fixed it for you.

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October 29, 2018, 09:33:08 PM
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My friend was full member and he todl me that he earns from bitcointalk.

Fixed it for you.

So the friend is a toddler?

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My friend was full member and he todl me that he earns from bitcointalk.

Fixed it for you.

So the friend is a toddler?


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October 30, 2018, 10:53:38 PM
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Not sure how I found this, was probably following some shitposters or it was copypastas. Anyway, this is not a shitpost but a promotional video of some kind (from BQT spreadsheet for content creation). You know these videos people make for bounties and eventually getting paid?

There is only one rule, you need to watch the entire clip, the full 5 minutes and 52 seconds. If I can do it, you can too!!!  Angry Cheesy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glqGW2wFQRI

So, what do you think? There is part 2 and part 3 in case you need more of it.



I don't want to be completely off-topic here, so here's a very solid advice for newbies (source - same guy from the video).

The best security for a newbie is:
1. Do not visit the sex site or download the crack software



You say ICOs didn't raise a lot of money this year.  Roll Eyes

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I find this one tremendously funny:



"I believe it will last forever, but it will take years."

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The best security for a newbie is:
1. Do not visit the sex site or download the crack software



You say ICOs didn't raise a lot of money this year.  Roll Eyes



He has a dought:

i have a dought ,....
is our feature in this form is depending on rank ??
i know everyone like to became a high rank holders but why is nessesary ??
we can give and collect info by posting our own words ... and post the topics for knowledge and help for others !! not for only rank !!



I find this one tremendously funny:



"I believe it will last forever, but it will take years."

Ha. I've seen worse contradictory posts that that over the years. Can't quite recall any right now though,.

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What are some of the best reasons you've ever seen for leaving somebody negative feedback?

This could probably be its own thread, but I'm just adding this one here because it gave me a laugh. Hope you'll forgive me for going off topic.



Taken literally, it insinuates that a member made a thread where he chronicled his quest to suck his own dick, couldn't do it, then somebody felt that was a good enough reason to warrant suspicion about the trustworthiness of said member, and warn the community about their behavior.





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What are some of the best reasons you've ever seen for leaving somebody negative feedback?

This could probably be its own thread, but I'm just adding this one here because it gave me a laugh. Hope you'll forgive me for going off topic.



Taken literally, it insinuates that a member made a thread where he chronicled his quest to suck his own dick, couldn't do it, then somebody felt that was a good enough reason to warrant suspicion about the trustworthiness of said member, and warn the community about their behavior.

That feedback may well be applied to McAfee if bitcoin fails to reach 1 Million US$ by 2020.

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November 01, 2018, 03:21:22 PM
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That feedback may well be applied to McAfee if bitcoin fails to reach 1 Million US$ by 2020.

Lol good point.





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