Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[xtraelv]

Sadly a lot of posts are being made just to rank up to be able to wear a signature.

This thread is dedicated to those posts so stupid they actually make you laugh.
Please share your funny posts.

Like Fliora https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=1363992



But responding to threads like Climate change and the power crisis...
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=4529244.0

With "This project is very promising ! I will follow the progress and hope you will achieve your goal great technology, good luck!"

Is just the next level of stupid. (I took a screenshot because moderator was very quick and efficient)



Or that "special" coin launched on April 1.... https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3231748.msg33777583#msg33777583



...and then reality kicks in and I hit the "report" button

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[shilpyh]

If you research then you will find out at-least 10% poster posting shit post. You can find them on local thread's post reply, new post on ann and bounty section. And above all all section.

[The Sceptical Chymist]

If you research then you will find out at-least 10% poster posting shit post. You can find them on local thread's post reply, new post on ann and bounty section. And above all all section.

Brilliant analysis.

OP, I like the idea of this thread very much and at one point I'd thought of keeping a private "collection" of some of the worst shitposts I came across, but I never started one--I probably should have, because it's at least interesting to see how long shitposters last on this forum before getting banned or whatever.  I'm going to keep this thread bookmarked for future reference.

I just found this one.  I snipped out the irrelevant parts, but it's funny that the guy was obviously trying to pad his post and repeated the same shit about Binance being out of Malta 3 times:

Binance exchange has already moved to Malta, now Headquarters of Binance situated in Malta only and all operation are being done from Malta only.

Another one from the same thread:

the best exchange for trade is Binance in which you can easily and quickly do trade in Binance trade are done in high volume. i also used Binance for trade Binance is the top exchange in crypto world.

It's a thread with basically a hundred people all recommending Binance or Bittrex.  This user, qumatru, is also in one of Yahoo62278's campaigns, which is unfortunate.  All of his posts are bloated shitposts that say nothing.

[MagicSmoker]

This thread is well on its way to megathread status, because there is an endless supply of material!

I'm going to make the hunt a bit more interesting by looking for shitposts from members that were grandfathered in at Hero/Legendary rank before the Meta Apocalypse. After all, it was these original shitposters telling all their "economically oppressed" buddies about how easy it is to make money on here that we have the deluge of shitposters today.

EDIT - my first submission from Legendary member @operabit (who has the default amount of 1000 merit, of course):

Zencash is always consistent in all forms of progress and development efforts, no one if it still exists to date and compete with other great altcoin.

The grammar in that sentence has more gyrations than the strippers down at Mons Venus...  

[CjMapope]

They dont even try anymore  i thought this one was funny/fail



that whole thread should be nuked imo, obvious scam, and likely paid bumping :/ 

These shitposters dont even care about merit, they are just gonna use 1000 accounts for same effect as 100 ranked ones it seems  

[xtraelv]

They dont even try anymore  i thought this one was funny/fail



that whole thread should be nuked imo, obvious scam, and likely paid bumping :/ 

These shitposters dont even care about merit, they are just gonna use 1000 accounts for same effect as 100 ranked ones it seems  

Its a farming thread. Bacon, Beef or Chicken for supper ! 

[Probinus]

You guys want something funny? Open any thread posted in bitcoin/altcoin discussion. The place is 90% shit post and it's really rare to have some interaction within.

[hilariousetc]

Sadly a lot of posts are being made just to rank up to be able to wear a signature.

This thread is dedicated to those posts so stupid they actually make you laugh.
Please share your funny posts.

Like Fliora https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=1363992



But responding to threads like Climate change and the power crisis...
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=4529244.0

Half of these people are honestly probably not even in their teens yet. Just look at their answers to stuff:

I go to my room to contemplate and gather my thoughts since I don't want to talk when I'm angry because I might hurt other people's feelings

My stress reliever is to eat. Especially to eat sweet foods. Examples are chocolates and ice cream.

i would like to be the richest person in the world, because with the money you can do everything you want.

And surprise surprise:

Property. One of the reasons I ended up looking into Bitcoin in the first place is that property prices in Perth are approaching levels akin to extortion. Even a simple apartment in the inner CBD or decent-sized property in a nearby country town would suit me.

Property. One of the reasons I ended up looking into Bitcoin in the first place is that property prices in Perth are approaching levels akin to extortion. Even a simple apartment in the inner CBD or decent-sized property in a nearby country town would suit me.

Getting really tired of cleaning up this mess. The campaign managers should be the ones getting banned if they're paying for this and they are doing so in their thousands whilst collecting in millions in the process. Something needs to stop.

[MagicSmoker]

I present to you a few examples of what I am now calling the Haiku bot:

I like the construction of this project. Witting logo, engaging design, seamless approach.

Hi, guys. I think it's a great project!
Believable activity, a rather interesting results!

This is a very interesting plan with opportunity!
Excellence activity, riveting project, noticing plan!

This type of post always gives me a chuckle, hence why I submitted some of them to this thread. Still need to be nuked, though.

[LeGaulois]

This week I came across a topic talking about Bitcoin Futures. A lot of the posts (if not all) were something like:
Yes, I am sure Bitcoin will have a great future because the tech is awesome.
I believe in the future of Bitcoin because Bitcoin will go to the moon in 2018 sir.
No one can predict the future of Bitcoin but I am confident it will be well adopted.

I left the house...

[suchmoon]

I present to you a few examples of what I am now calling the Haiku bot:

I like the construction of this project. Witting logo, engaging design, seamless approach.

Hi, guys. I think it's a great project!
Believable activity, a rather interesting results!

This is a very interesting plan with opportunity!
Excellence activity, riveting project, noticing plan!

This type of post always gives me a chuckle, hence why I submitted some of them to this thread. Still need to be nuked, though.

These are my favorites. And there is shitloads of them. Just one example reported recently:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=2209326;sa=showPosts


Edited 2020-11-29 to fix a broken image

Many grammar, wow bot.

[MagicSmoker]

These are my favorites. And there is shitloads of them. Just one example reported recently:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=2209326;sa=showPosts

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Many grammar, wow bot.

Doge bot! I love it!  

There is something almost soothing about doge bot posts, though. I might even miss them when the script gets updated/replaced.

[TopTort777]

Someone should make a script, that users, posting combinations like “good project” “ strong team” “ great project” “good article” and etc, in posts that are shorten than 75 characters immediately should be reported.

[suchmoon]

This one is a bit more refined but it's kinda sad that a person who is capable of constructing a sentence and expressing a thought, albeit not perfectly, is choosing to post mind-numbing drivel in the shittiest threads:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=2084219;sa=showPosts

I think that it can be regulated looking at the fact that goverments especially the United States of America are trying to avoid money laundering like other world powers. This makes them put their heads together to see to its regulation, like it has started already, policies are already been put in place to avoid fraud and all sorts.

My plans are quite normal like every other person's.

I plan to invest the little I have at the time to yield me some investments over a long period of time and then buy some more if it dips further.

I intend to HODL for a long while and I know it's potentials are rising to the highest to remain there

Bitcoin is beyond the thought of long or short term. I see it as a business. You have to monitor your business regularly and know what to do when you get information that could cause harm to your business. You know when to set extra security, and know when to put in more money to get more profit and know when to withdraw. It's a continuous flow of market.

[bitart]

Someone should make a script, that users, posting combinations like “good project” “ strong team” “ great project” “good article” and etc, in posts that are shorten than 75 characters immediately should be reported.

No use (mostly). Those who use bots to post like that will just change the wording, or will make a small typo (in order not to match the search strings). Mods are already overloaded, and this automated report would generate way much more work for them...

[Flying Hellfish]

Can I to use your account for bounty report?

Posted mere minutes ago this one made me laugh.  If I read it correctly a banned user is asking if he can use hilarousandco's account for bounty reports...

[pugman]

We have somemore here:

Re: what "bitcoin is dead" means?

A lot of time I read people writing "bitcoin is dead".  But what this senteces really means?
when bitcoin can be considered dead?

i will be considered dead, if no one buys it anymore and there is no further hope for speculative income. That will be very soon.

Re: Is bitcoin lead cryptocurrency market forever?

certainly  but the only crypto currency i believe can lead bitcoin in future will be the one created legally and supported government  

Re: Facebook removes/Unbans Bitcoin & Cryptocurrency Ads

Yeah right I have heard and see for myself this news, I think this is good news, because Bitcoin has allowed back Bitcoin Ads and Cryptocurrency on Facebook. may Bitcoin and Cryptocurrency grow over time, and the value will be higher.

These are just random pics I found in bitcoin discussion. There are much worse cases than this... But I am not going to waste my time all for nothing.

[xtraelv]

This week I came across a topic talking about Bitcoin Futures. A lot of the posts (if not all) were something like:
Yes, I am sure Bitcoin will have a great future because the tech is awesome.
I believe in the future of Bitcoin because Bitcoin will go to the moon in 2018 sir.
No one can predict the future of Bitcoin but I am confident it will be well adopted.

I left the house...

 

I present to you a few examples of what I am now calling the Haiku bot:

LOL - I've got that stuck in my head like a bad song now. Every shitpost like that now reads like a Haiku.

Many grammar, wow bot.

I just spilled my coffee...snort.

[athanz88]

I believe it is higher than 10% of members do the shit posting, although i dont have any proof to prove what i have said. This is kinda insane. The forum suffers so much damage because a lot of people just want an easy money rather than be someone so good and earn the privilige to get the money in the right way, and be proud of it.

[vphasitha01]

I have found a old thread which I couldn't stop laughing, it's like a some kind of a drama named
What to do if a staff member rapes you?. Read from the beginning

Action heroes- Vod, Koshgel, BadBear, Theymos, cbeast, hilariousandco,mprep, John (John K.), Cyrus, RodeoX

Villan- hilariousandco-rapped

P.S- some times one shitposter(hilariousandco-rapped) can create funny conversations too.