Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[SquirrelJulietGarden]

The following quote was written by someone who generally seems to be a good forum member, but who probably writes in the gambling section for posting requirements and has no idea what he is talking about.

If you calculate your mathematics very well then you can win the 2x in the BCH.Games. But mainly that should be permitted by the owners of the house and not the gambler. Yes you need to roll the required number t win the game. And if only you have the luck. Now they have you the percentage so it is for you now to roll in to the required %. And one thing you have to know that house edge game is purely mathematical. So you have to plan and calculate well before rolling.

Agbe has good history of shit posts and he was spot on many times. The community helped him to change but he did not change his writing after about one year.

To be honest, I don’t understand how he was accepted into the signature campaign (and even more so how he earned 1000 merit).  

Sorry Agbe, but what others have said here about you is spot-on.  Don't write crap like the above and expect it to fly under the radar.

It somewhat saddens me that accounts like yours will one day be Legendary.

[Agbe]

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SquirrelJulietGarden, in argument you can be called any name and I have seen it in many occasions whereby people called different kind of names of they disagreed with their opinions. In this forum I have corrected many people and I have not called any a shitpost because calling someone named is not part of me. And they are two things everyone in this forum do and I believed that is one of the objective of creating this forum. Those who don't know learn from those who have learned and when you have known then it is your turn into teach others. And I always start on that theory here. Bullying someone is not part of me. Even one of the quote you dropped here, he made a shitpost but I over looked it because I believed nobody above mistake. We misunderstand each other concepts and ideas. By the way this should not make me to write a bogus write up to create drama.

[SquirrelJulietGarden]

SquirrelJulietGarden, in argument you can be called any name and I have seen it in many occasions whereby people called different kind of names of they disagreed with their opinions. In this forum I have corrected many people and I have not called any a shitpost because calling someone named is not part of me. And they are two things everyone in this forum do and I believed that is one of the objective of creating this forum. Those who don't know learn from those who have learned and when you have known then it is your turn into teach others. And I always start on that theory here. Bullying someone is not part of me. Even one of the quote you dropped here, he made a shitpost but I over looked it because I believed nobody above mistake. We misunderstand each other concepts and ideas. By the way this should not make me to write a bogus write up to create drama.

Who bully you, Agbe?

Community told you to improve your post quality but how many times you ignored it.

If you have good mind, you will see people are helping you, to improve and you should say thank you than calling me or any people are bullying you. Click on your post history and you will see what you need to improve.

[decodx]

Just another one of those WTF? posts for the of fame/shame.  Enjoy! And good luck trying to make any sense of this:

Bitcoin is a closed system because it's not an invention, but it is a discovery. Stock market, and usd, are inventions, and what makes bitcoin a discovery is the concept of proof of work, and it is

closed because its not possible to rediscover it.

And if it's a closed system, you have to agree with me that entropy is applied. Entropy means decentralization, common markets are not subject to entropy because they tend to centralization, but bitcoin tends to

decentralization, and that means natural selection is working on bitcoin, because natural selection acts on decentralization.  

But on natural selection there needs to exist a loser and a winner, because that's how it works

[DooMAD]

Someone else quoted him saying this and I couldn't help but laugh:

atleast learn from your mistakes and come up with new mistakes, .. or a new idea/theory. why repeat the same crap again

Pretty rich coming from the troll who has been repeating the same old shit about Core devs / SegWit / Layer 2 / etc for about 7 or 8 years now.  Sometimes I wonder if there's an original thought in his head.   

[Sandra_hakeem]

The following quote was written by someone who generally seems to be a good forum member, but who probably writes in the gambling section for posting requirements and has no idea what he is talking about.

There isn't a time his post made sense to me, honestly... Aside the major thread he created about the publicity he made ^{[which earned him a couple of merits way-back]}, he hasn't been on point since then.
Not just him, we've got a couple more profiles in here that are degenerate spammers, in the gambling section.

Sorry Agbe, but what others have said here about you is spot-on.  Don't write crap like the above and expect it to fly under the radar.

TSC warned him - even after defending his ass. Against all odds, it's clear that he's not gonna improve anytime soon. One of the reasons why TSC decided to quit his post review, after trying in vain to make the offer sacrosanct.

It somewhat saddens me that accounts like yours will one day be Legendary.

[/quote] Does it really accertain the fact that the merit system is working perfectly? It's quite a different thing if a user has some language impediment; This isn't the case here!

[Sandra_hakeem]

And this makes me to come to a hypothetical conclusion that in gambling each and every person is individually destiny to within the range of certain amount of win. And that if you are not destined to win the high amount you are after, you will never be able to no matter how much you use or the strategy you apply to your bets.

I stumbled on this one yesterday and TBH, I'm not still able to comprehend the point proven.   ^{I don't intend to break any existing protocols whatsoever. Been a while we had an update in here.}

[ChiBitCTy]

And this makes me to come to a hypothetical conclusion that in gambling each and every person is individually destiny to within the range of certain amount of win. And that if you are not destined to win the high amount you are after, you will never be able to no matter how much you use or the strategy you apply to your bets.

I stumbled on this one yesterday and TBH, I'm not still able to comprehend the point proven.   ^{I don't intend to break any existing protocols whatsoever. Been a while we had an update in here.}

Simulation theory explained ..duh! lol.  Yeah I’ve had quite a few replies to posts of mine of late that gave me a brain aneurysm after just a few sentences. Will try to dig some up (right after I send that guy who posted here n Meta asking for 100k in btc , based in China. Not like btc is illegal there or his story isn’t believable. Can’t believe the post was taken down)

[Bulltard]

omg i had forgotten about this thread!
thank you so much for creating it, i'm gonna stop by pretty often i think.
i'm pretty sure every merit i get will be spent here.

let me start with this one today. the question of the op was "Which Top 30 CoinmarketCap Rankings are Most Undervalued and Why?"

but for me it is DAI that Undervalue  https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/multi-collateral-dai/

and this dude replied $DAI... a stablecoin



another one. this guy is the op, his thread was "I need my lambo now and manson and yahct life too short lets do it "

Guys i need my lambo and yacts and mansions now i can't invest and wait for 10 years and even it's not sure i get
Life is too short we the crypto people need Act together
Let's make coins and airdrop to each other
We can talk all the Property owners give them nice airdrops so they buy lambos and they take rent money only in our coins and we as associated in this get also a lot airdrops time is ticking Im on crypto and no lambo and no yachts while people in other business have all Its time to make us rich we been here long now or never.
It's not difficult guys make coin airdrop this to mercants amd property owners so people who pay rent will be forced into using only coins we make
So make coin and airdrop to each other now

i gotta admit i rarely go past the first 3 lines in those kinds of threads so i made an effort with this one.
so who's with me? let's all airdrop coins to each others.  



ah almost forgot about this post from a legendary... legendary indeed

Bitcoin ETF is nothing that special that is worth a thread

[Bulltard]

topic is "BTC never for sale?"

Never sell BTC Recently read a lot of blog forums I found a lot of enthusiasts are discussing never sell BTC on this topic I can only remain a certain doubt although BTC is currently high price has its corresponding value

But why do people say never buy?
I think this is because the number of btc has something to do with the fact that we all know that it was issued a total of 210 million and now there are very few of them that have been mined. This is not a hole in the sky and the last halving in 2028, maybe btc has been fully excavated
Based on the current value of btc, it does have a certain amount of collectible value and will be even more valuable when it is fully mined
This is probably why people say they will never sell BTC

But where is the value of BTC in the absence of trading?

If you have 10 gold bars and you don't sell them in your lifetime and you exchange them for the things you need to live on and you pass them on to the next generation that's an inheritance of culture rather than a manifestation of value

We can understand and learn the culture of BTC and even develop it again. However, as a virtual currency, BTC is valuable and meaningful only when it begins to circulate, rather than being placed in the home like an old antique for future generations to admire

It's only valuable if it's in circulation. Isn't that what you have in your BTC?

you gotta love those threads where op thinks he's found a great topic of discussion and then says something like that.
seriously, why aren't people like that banned? we all know it's just spam.

[Amphenomenon]

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...ah almost forgot about this post from a legendary... legendary indeed

Bitcoin ETF is nothing that special that is worth a thread

Oi I guess you just another troll, if you were really sensible I guess you would have understood what he was saying and why did you have cut a part of his post, just to prove some fallacy right?

Bitcoin ETF is nothing that special that is worth a thread but if you feel like having a thread for it, it should be better than how your post is. see an example from this future bitcoin ETF topic

Everything you wanted to know about a future Based ETF and were afraid to ask!

I think you will need to edit the OP and first explain what bitcoin spot ETFs are.

[nutildah]

Not that this is a shitpost per se, and no offense to the poster as we all make typos/misspellings, but this could be taken from a forum for breakfast chefs, addressing a user who was warned to stop putting shredded cheese on his waffles.

If he's breaking too many rules, a Parma ban might be the solution but what stops him from creating another account and starting waffling again?

@fillippone how do you feel about this? Culinary masterpiece or brazen abuse of parmesan?

[LoyceV]

I've seen this account around, but this is where I draw the line. I'll click Ignore now:

I believed lot of people has their format and formation of writing maybe to the regularities they do operate their account and if such person doesn't operates in those sequence then it's total out of original owner, maybe better still when leaving the forum for any reason such person could come make a kind of retiring statement or maybe if coming back in the future then theymos has to lock the account from his ends and when you wished to use the account you can hit him up to give you access back to avoid any further scam or hack from hackers.

All I see is blablablablablablablablablablablabla. One very long sentence that doesn't make sense.

[Shishir99]

Do we have a report spammer/shitposter thread?
I don't remember actually. So I am leaving it here for you guys. I am not going to report any specific post but a user.

betswift This user wrote 56 posts in the last 24 hours according to loyce.club and all of them just one line. Look at his post-history. These people deserve to be nuked. Reporting posts one by one is just a waste of time. This user has a history of using chatbots as well. Check his trust page for the reference.

[Helena Yu]

Do we have a report spammer/shitposter thread?
I don't remember actually. So I am leaving it here for you guys. I am not going to report any specific post but a user.

Yes we have it [CLUB] The SpamBusters! Busting rule-breakers constantly.

In this thread you can report a specific user.

betswift This user wrote 56 posts in the last 24 hours according to loyce.club and all of them just one line. Look at his post-history. These people deserve to be nuked. Reporting posts one by one is just a waste of time. This user has a history of using chatbots as well. Check his trust page for the reference.

I doubt that he's really a newbie since he understand how this forum works, he always wait for other user to reply before he make a post. He know "post in a row" is not allowed in this forum. He's wearing Weiss bet signature, I guess he's a part of this casino.

Even he can avoid from post in a row rule, his post should be deleted due to "low value".

[Alone055]

I've seen this account around, but this is where I draw the line. I'll click Ignore now:

I believed lot of people has their format and formation of writing maybe to the regularities they do operate their account and if such person doesn't operates in those sequence then it's total out of original owner, maybe better still when leaving the forum for any reason such person could come make a kind of retiring statement or maybe if coming back in the future then theymos has to lock the account from his ends and when you wished to use the account you can hit him up to give you access back to avoid any further scam or hack from hackers.

All I see is blablablablablablablablablablablabla. One very long sentence that doesn't make sense.

Believe it or not, she has her own managerial services and provides her signature and avatar space for rent just like other reputable and recognized members of the forum. 

When I suggested she change the glow of some of the texts in that thread because they were unreadable, this is what she said. 

I kept wondering what made her think that I was accessing the forum from a mobile phone when I didn't mention anything like that but I didn't want to drag the conversation further so I stepped back after telling her to do as she wished and that I'm accessing the forum from my laptop. 

[LoyceV]

When I suggested she change the glow of some of the texts in that thread because they were unreadable, this is what she said. 

At first, I didn't even see the text:

Here are some of my favorite boards;

[GazetaBitcoin]

Believe it or not, she has her own managerial services and provides her signature and avatar space for rent just like other reputable and recognized members of the forum. 

She is also very "convinsive"

At first, I didn't even see the text

This is because you did not follow the given guidelines:

when you access the topic through PC it would be more clear

I only use that to make mine unique and different from others.

^As for this part, that form of using the green color and making the text invisible must be truly unique


What drew my interest even moar was how these percentages were calculated (+ I have no idea what "Comport" means):

• Communication skill 90 percent
• English 75 percent
• Honesty 97 percent
• Comport 90 percent
• Tolerant 99 percent
• Racism 0 percent
• Arrongancy 0 percent

[LoyceV]

Honesty 97 percent

At least it's honest to admit he (she?) can't be trusted completely

[Learn Bitcoin]

What drew my interest even moar was how these percentages were calculated (+ I have no idea what "Comport" means):

• Communication skill 90 percent
• English 75 percent
• Honesty 97 percent
• Comport 90 percent
• Tolerant 99 percent
• Racism 0 percent
• Arrongancy 0 percent

At least it's honest to admit he (she?) can't be trusted completely

Guys, I am selling a guide "How not to troll" and it's available in Video and PDF versions as well. Please be my first and 2nd customer if possible. Interested? 

Free tip about how I do it: I read something funny, laugh, and move on even though I wanted to write something. When I find out someone is dumb, I do not let them understand that I know they are dumb. Never say you are dumb. Otherwise, that dumb will start throwing mud