Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[lovesmayfamilis]

Congratulations @Smack That Ace you have already earned 1111 merit which is really nice to record. Because of your beautiful merit poster, you were able to achieve 1111 merit very quickly.

I want to say right away, nothing personal. However, this post made me laugh out loud. It seems that this is not a very good wish, given such a speed.

I hope you will achieve the next merit record of 2222, 3333, 4444, ... very quickly. I look forward to celebrating your next merit record.. [/b]

 

[JayJuanGee]

Gold is useless for banks in the new financial system gold is not corruption free like btc or crypto there is no actual track of gold how much gold is minted and controlled so bankers don't need gold they need btc and crypto.

Who have ever either corrupted, minted or controlled gold?

I don't see anything wrong, embarrassing or confusing about the statement that gold has been corrupted by traditional financial systems and bitcoin is more difficult to corrupt.  I do find Mansory22022's seeming convolution of bitcoin and crypto to be a bit lost, yet it is common for many normies to conflate bitcoin and shitcoins, as if they were similar things in the context of their value add.

[nutildah]

He's a very important OG:

I have been following BTT since 2010 and I know Linda, Vod and other members too.

There is indeed an account named LINDA, but it has zero posts. Nevertheless, OP knows them.

[Alone055]

He's a very important OG:

I have been following BTT since 2010 and I know Linda, Vod and other members too.

There is indeed an account named LINDA, but it has zero posts. Nevertheless, OP knows them.

He was probably referring to Lauda but didn't remember the name.

[nutildah]

He was probably referring to Lauda but didn't remember the name.

Thanks for spelling out the obvious!

[Free Market Capitalist]

I'll leave the link to Loyce.club because I am going to report it and hopefully it will get trashed:

https://loyce.club/archive/posts/6549/65491837.html

First I want to remark that the thread is about why the rich don't get addicted easily.

The rich are not addicted to gambling, the thing is not like that. The fact is that the rich are addicted to gamble, but its impact cannot be realized as they have a lot of money. They are not easily bankrupt and their daily-living do not have much effect.
But when the poor and the middle class people are addicted to gambling, the impact is seen in his daily life. Their living-quality is reduced. In many cases they borrow a lot of money and at last they  become bankruptcy. On the other hand, if the rich lose the money of the big Amount, it is not a big harm to them. They have a lot of money, a lot of business. So even if they lose money in gambling, they are able to rescue the money quickly in any other way..

[Shishir99]

First I want to remark that the thread is about why the rich don't get addicted easily.

Rich gets addicted because the rich don't get addicted. They don't get addicted because they get addicted. Because they are reaching, because they don't get addicted. The poor get addicted because they are not addicted. The rich don't get addicted because they are addicted.

Do you want me to continue, sir? 

BTW, the post seems to be removed already.

[libert19]

shitposters >> ai users. 

By the way, everybody, am I the only one, who thought, dicks fighting when they read the term 'cockfighting'? Like imagine, two dicks swinging wildly against each other and whoever blows loads up the first time, they lose the game.

I am late to mention this, although this thought crossed the first time I read the title.

[nutildah]

Presented without comment:

If you allow room for innovation within bitcoin ecosystem, then bitcoin network will look like something which is for tech people whereas I wish bitcoin to remain like a SWIFT network where banks and governments participate. I mean bitcoin is into finance world but you ask for bitcoin to be computer programmers'.

I agree bitcoin was developed by tech people but it is for financial world and should not stay for technological experiments.

[Cipherpz]

Gold is useless for banks in the new financial system gold is not corruption free like btc or crypto there is no actual track of gold how much gold is minted and controlled so bankers don't need gold they need btc and crypto.

Who have ever either corrupted, minted or controlled gold?

I don't see anything wrong, embarrassing or confusing about the statement that gold has been corrupted by traditional financial systems and bitcoin is more difficult to corrupt.  I do find Mansory22022's seeming convolution of bitcoin and crypto to be a bit lost, yet it is common for many normies to conflate bitcoin and shitcoins, as if they were similar things in the context of their value add.

Gold has long been tied to the traditional financial system, where banks, governments, and paper claims are the only ones. Bitcoin transactions are transparent and verifiable. Financial institutions or governments cannot create new paper Bitcoins at will. Its supply is limited by code. Many still lump Bitcoin and other cryptos in the same basket as shitcoins. Bitcoin’s fundamental value proposition is quite different. Most are centralized, VC-driven, and promise to get rich quick. That’s why it’s very difficult to corrupt or manipulate Bitcoin easily.

[nutildah]

Saw this insightful gem today:

Bitcoin is designed to be peer-to-peer digital cash , money. This means that Bitcoin is a monetary protocol intended only for monetary transactions. I’ve been following the discussion a bit, and I think those Core developers are completely economically illiterate,they don’t understand what Bitcoin is.

Did you know that, guys? Core developers don't understand what Bitcoin is? I guess we're all in serious trouble then... You learn something new every day!




And then I'm going to also nominate the post right above mine:

...

Gold has long been tied to the traditional financial system, where banks, governments, and paper claims are the only ones. Bitcoin transactions are transparent and verifiable. Financial institutions or governments cannot create new paper Bitcoins at will. Its supply is limited by code. Many still lump Bitcoin and other cryptos in the same basket as shitcoins. Bitcoin’s fundamental value proposition is quite different. Most are centralized, VC-driven, and promise to get rich quick. That’s why it’s very difficult to corrupt or manipulate Bitcoin easily.

I'm singling it out because its a dumb attempt to extract merits from JJG -- I'm proud of him for restraining himself from giving it a merit. Not that it has much to do with the topic of this thread, its just a reaffirmation of what JJG is saying.

[PowerGlove]

Here's a keeper:

(...) Just like Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson was a black man but he did surgery which everyone knows,but Jesus never did surgery but out of elusion we panted Jesus to be a white man , because Satan was a black man ,they panted him to be a white man ,to differentiate it from Satan (...)

Hmm...

So, unlike Michael Jackson, Jesus of Nazareth chose not to have any cosmetic surgery done (a worthy comparison, IMHO, and a question that's often worried me, so I'm glad to have it settled). Decoding past that point is tricky, but, it seems in ancient times there used to be some kind of directed action referred to as "panting"? Likely it meant, "to strike violently with a pair of dye-rich trousers". Apparently, so as to distinguish Jesus from the Dark Lord, we panted him to the point of his changing color. (I mean, it could be that I've got the whole "panting" thing wrong, and it's actually more like an archaic spelling of "pantsing", which means, very roughly, "to expose someone's bird against their will", but, I don't see how doing that to Jesus, even very many times, would have led to any lasting change in complexion.)

(I'm obviously kidding around. Please don't anyone get their pious panties in a twist.)

[nutildah]

Here's a keeper:

(...) Just like Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson was a black man but he did surgery which everyone knows,but Jesus never did surgery but out of elusion we panted Jesus to be a white man , because Satan was a black man ,they panted him to be a white man ,to differentiate it from Satan (...)

Hmm...
...

Good find. I guess Satan is older than Jesus, so maybe he's on to something.

(I'm obviously kidding around. Please don't anyone get their pious panties in a twist.)

[BlackHatCoiner]

So, unlike Michael Jackson, Jesus of Nazareth chose not to have any cosmetic surgery done (a worthy comparison, IMHO, and a question that's often worried me, so I'm glad to have it settled).

The Bitcointalk Inversion Rule: The higher the bitcoin price rises, the lower the quality of the forum becomes.

[PowerGlove]

The Bitcointalk Inversion Rule: The higher the bitcoin price rises, the lower the quality of the forum becomes.

True. Stupidity is hitting new ATHs. (Idiocracy here we come. Better stock up on Brawndo before the price shoots up. It's got what plants crave.)

(Nice to see you around again, BTW. I've missed your contributions these last ~8 months.)

Joe: For the last time, I'm pretty sure what's killing the crops is this Brawndo stuff.
Secretary of State: But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.
Attorney General: So wait a minute. What you're saying is that you want us to put water on the crops.
Joe: Yes.
Attorney General: Water. Like out the toilet?
Joe: Well, I mean, it doesn't have to be out of the toilet, but, yeah, that's the idea.
Secretary of State: But Brawndo's got what plants crave.
Attorney General: It's got electrolytes.
Joe: Okay, look. The plants aren't growing, so I'm pretty sure that the Brawndo's not working. Now, I'm no botanist, but I do know that if you put water on plants, they grow.
Secretary of Energy: Well, I've never seen no plants grow out of no toilet.
Secretary of State: Hey, that's good. You sure you ain't the smartest guy in the world?
Joe: Okay, look. You want to solve this problem. I want to get my pardon. So why don't we just try it, okay, and not worry about what plants crave?
Attorney General: Brawndo's got what plants crave.
Secretary of Energy: Yeah, it's got electrolytes.
Joe: What are electrolytes? Do you even know?
Secretary of State: It's what they use to make Brawndo.
Joe: Yeah, but why do they use them to make Brawndo?
Secretary of Defense: 'Cause Brawndo's got electrolytes.

[nutildah]

This isn't a shitpost per se, nor was it written by a shitposter, but its kinda humorous how ramped up the anti-Core 30 rhetoric is getting... It really does take the tone of an argument between armchair political pundits.

It's not a file sharing network. It's not "just a database". And it greatly saddens me to see that the new generation of bitcoiners somehow believe the best money ever created can double as a filth sharing service without any significantly bad results.

You might not want to believe it but Bitcoin is already dead. Its so over.    The west has fallen, and the OP_RETURN limit increase was the final blow. I for one welcome our new Shitcoin Overlords.

[nutildah]

COURAGEOUS, LIKE A LION!

That a really positive initiative Stunna. I wish you all the best with it and will support all the way.

Just as this courageous word is unleashed, I will beacon on this because it speaks volumes in my heart this your work is a good development but you need courage and ensuring that people who will love to play lack nothing and will be will through what you put on ground to make it strive even beyond your horizon of thoughts.

And we've reached a new low

[nutildah]

Phil - I think Silver rose above $50 oz, didn't it?
 

Yes. You are right. The price of silver has risen above $50 per ounce.

Or not yet above $50 per ounce.

But it depends entirely on the current market price!

holy fuck that's stupid