Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[Rikafip]

Little bit of context for those who are not regulars in the gambling board: Cro2 are 2 Croatian forum members (and managers) that are hosting various pools, and hero of our story Ocham (an obvious shitposter) stumbled upon one such thread, confused them for a tennis player/tennis team and left this gem.  

In order to avoid any potential drama, I just need Milan to either win or lose tonight, or France to win by margin that Iceland won’t be able to match tomorrow…

Heads up guys, you all should brace yourself, tennis season is back upon us and I’m very sure cro2 won’t miss an opportunity to chip in or two questions in for the next round.

Yes, you’re absolutely right, brother. Cro2 play very good tennis. I’m genuinely impressed watching them play.

[notocactus]

 

In recent times I have not seen testosterone rewards with Bitcoin and if at all there is, it will be a very few and that is because it may look expensive for them to run and they want to promote their project and not Bitcoin so most recently it's in fewer cases I have seen that and wouldn't want to regard it as sure way but then other listed ways could actually get you Bitcoin but the most effective and adviced pattern of acquiring Bitcoin has always been buying by yourself or accumulation through DCA.

[nutildah]

In recent times I have not seen testosterone rewards with Bitcoin and if at all there is, it will be a very few and that is because it may look expensive for them to run and they want to promote their project and not Bitcoin so most recently it's in fewer cases I have seen that and wouldn't want to regard it as sure way but then other listed ways could actually get you Bitcoin but the most effective and adviced pattern of acquiring Bitcoin has always been buying by yourself or accumulation through DCA.

Well done.

Imagine typing this, thinking "this is good to go," and pressing "Post".

This thread 81 pages and still going strong. No lack of people willing to look dumb for $2.

Oh look, here's the problem, he runs alternate accounts:

lovesmayfamilis

2025-11-14

Reference

Alternative account irhact

Its proof that some peoples brains aren't big enough to handle 2 accounts.. if you divide an IQ of 80 in half, one half for each account, it results in posts like this. The sad thing is they are readily rewarded for pumping out garbage.

[lovesmayfamilis]

Is it possible to create a nomination "Captain Obvious"?

Are you sure that 98% of gamblers lose ? That maybe true and also probably wrong but the truth is as a gambler you are bound to either win or lose sometimes you might lose over a period of time and the other times you might keep the win too over a period of time but however the case maybe the loses are inevitable and wins too even if they might not seem to be a guarantee but then wins are also expected.

[nutildah]

In an attempt to be more positive, this is a Wall of Fame post. Somebody said something about the next Bitcoin conference being in Las Vegas. I looked at the pass prices and was like goddamn. That reminded me of Bruno (aka Phinnaeus Gage aka Gleb Gamow), who occasionally would go to Bitcoin conferences without a pass and sometimes got kicked out.  

This was not one of those occasions (quick backstory is he thought a guy speaking at the conference was a fraud):

From the desk of Should I or Shouldn't I Take a Bath Prior to Speaking at the NABC:

THIS YEAR'S SPEAKERS: http://btcmiami.com/speakers/

(ed: picture of guy Bruno doesn't like)

SERIOUSLY!

Let me guess: His sorry stinkin' ass is gonna be shootin' eBoost outta his ass up on stage as a human shitcoin faucet. How close am I?

Speaking of NABC, does anybody who's planning on attending the conference - http://btcmiami.com/ - have an extra pass to let me utilize? I'll be flying outta Vegas and can handle my room, food and transportation, but with apologies to the Moe et al. don't want to personally outlay the admittance expense. I sure would love to attend so to face my nemeses face-to-face, even the stinky ones like Marshall Long, that lyin' piece of shit who declared that he's been trading and mining bitcoins since 2009 - A FUCKIN' BIG-ASS LIE!

(1.5 hours later)

http://btcmiami.com/anti-harassment-policy-2/

Harassment includes verbal comments that reinforce social structures of domination related to gender, gender identity and expression, sexual orientation, disability, physical appearance, body size, race, age, religion, sexual images in public spaces, deliberate intimidation, stalking, following, harassing photography or recording, sustained disruption of talks or other events, inappropriate physical contact, and unwelcome sexual attention.

Well fuck me in my Lugan ass! Marshall Long musta got wind (no pun intended) of me possibly attending the NABC so he wanted to make sure that his literally stinky ass was covered (we can only hope) so not to be harassed by those who smell good, so he pulled the few remaining strings he has left in the cryptocurrency community and had his disability - soap-and-waterphobia - retroactively added to NABC's harassment policy.

We will never have another like him. Press F to pay respects.

[lovesmayfamilis]

Those who claim that gambling can lead to gambling addiction are using outdated and unproven facts.
It turns out:
 

Gambling improves lives in so many ways, as a means of good health and entertainment, it always reduce stress since it is a form of relaxation, when you play poker, it gives your memory the ability for strategic thinking, for the aged ones gives better mental health, lowers depression, good decision making, risk management and the ability of strategic thinking, it has also being indicated that gambling gives potential positive impacts in areas of mental, emotional and so ial well being for those with critical health conditions.