Offer For Chinese Students

[genjix]

you are right .it's an kind of chinese joke.we called it "cold‘ jokes.Most of time ,you can't understand them immediately.but when you get it,you will brust to laugh.it's chinese humor.

Here's how I would write English:

You are right, it's a kind of Chinese joke. We called it "cold" jokes. Most of the time, you can't understand them immediately. However, when you get it, you will burst into laughter. It's Chinese humor.

And even that's wrong. But thank you for playing. Do not correct foreigners grammar with equally bad grammar yourself; it's destructive.

"You are right; it's a form of Chinese joking. We call them "cold" jokes. Mainly one won't immediately understand. However, when you do, then you'll burst into laughter. That's Chinese humour."

[Garrett Burgwardt]

The chinese students are doing well with english, the major problem is just capitalization and punctuation - In english, punctuation goes next to the word on the left and is followed by a space and then the next word.

[outing]

Thanks for correction! i'll pay attention to it next time.

[outing]

Hello, I don't know, you are really like to listen to us jokes, or do you deliberately in to help us. But I know you must be a good person. So, today I also give brought you a good joke. Hope to be able to make you laugh . Are you ready? Joke is such.
One day, a bunch of friends go climbing to the top of the mountain, a girl to rivers and mountains battle cry: the motherland! My mother! A like her boys immediately followed roar: motherland! My mother-in-law!
http://www.yindaoxian.com/jx/uploads/allimg/090325/1412462625-1.jpg
you can give me bitcoin , if you think my jokes worth it .
my adress : 15p9saNu2Y7y7zuSknbsCFWMSEdTLRDg29
thank you very much !

[liugang]

i can make you laugh ,how can i give you joke?

[Anonymous]

Hello, I don't know, you are really like to listen to us jokes, or do you deliberately in to help us. But I know you must be a good person. So, today I also give brought you a good joke. Hope to be able to make you laugh . Are you ready? Joke is such.
One day, a bunch of friends go climbing to the top of the mountain, a girl to rivers and mountains battle cry: the motherland! My mother! A like her boys immediately followed roar: motherland! My mother-in-law!

The picture didnt need a joke it was funny all by itself . Unless you are saying that looks like your mother in law ? lol

Visual jokes like that dont need any communication or english at all, they cross cultural boundaries.

 My mother in law-

[outing]

Hello, I don't know, you are really like to listen to us jokes, or do you deliberately in to help us. But I know you must be a good person. So, today I also give brought you a good joke. Hope to be able to make you laugh . Are you ready? Joke is such.
One day, a bunch of friends go climbing to the top of the mountain, a girl to rivers and mountains battle cry: the motherland! My mother! A like her boys immediately followed roar: motherland! My mother-in-law!
http://www.yindaoxian.com/jx/uploads/allimg/090325/1412462625-1.jpg

The picture didnt need a joke it was funny all by itself . Unless you are saying that looks like your mother in law ? lol

Visual jokes like that dont need any communication or english at all, they cross cultural boundaries.

 My mother in law-
http://www.guzer.com/pictures/thugged_out_golem.jpg

of  course not ! i only want to let you laugh !haha
if you laugh ,you can give me bitcoin . my adress:15p9saNu2Y7y7zuSknbsCFWMSEdTLRDg29
thank you very much !

[200901001048]

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

[200901001048]

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

[outing]

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

i can't  understand you ! hahha

[silence]

A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him.
"The best way, sir," said the deck hand, "is to say nothing about it. If the other fellows knew I'd pulled you out of water, they'd chuck me in."
You laugh? Ha ha ha ha!
My address is 15p9saNu2Y7y7zuSknbsCFWMSEdTLRDg29

[200901001048]

Make me laugh.  I like to laugh at some good Chinese humor.  If you write or translate some jokes then I might pay you.  If you send a photo of yourself doing something funny, I might pay you.  I may post what you create on my blog bitcoinblogger.com.  Thank you.

Here is what I will pay:

If I smile: 0.05 BTC
If I make a laughing smirk (closed mouth): 0.15 BTC
If I laugh out loud (low): 0.35 BTC
If I laugh out loud (medium): 0.50 BTC
If I laugh out loud (maximum): 1.0 BTC
If I roll on the floor laughing: 100 BTC

If you translate a Chinese joke then post it in this thread.  If you think you have a 100 BTC pic you made yourself send it to:

bitcoin.cryptocurrency@gmail.com

I may decline this offer at any time depending how my mood is for day and how many people have tried to make me laugh.  I have paid out my bounties 100% of the time.  Don't forget to post your bitcoin address along with your submission.

 If you laugh ,contact with me !   Thank you ~


my adress is 1899KKLG1b6ti1bs3U4kXfuFcRxCEVax1V

[July]

you are right .it's an kind of chinese joke.we called it "cold‘ jokes.Most of time ,you can't understand them immediately.but when you get it,you will brust to laugh.it's chinese humor.

Here's how I would write English:

You are right, it's a kind of Chinese joke. We called it "cold" jokes. Most of the time, you can't understand them immediately. However, when you get it, you will burst into laughter. It's Chinese humor.

And even that's wrong. But thank you for playing. Do not correct foreigners grammar with equally bad grammar yourself; it's destructive.

"You are right; it's a form of Chinese joking. We call them "cold" jokes. Mainly one won't immediately understand. However, when you do, then you'll burst into laughter. That's Chinese humour

  thanks for correction , i'll pay attention to my grammar next time. It's very kind of you.

[outing]

Make me laugh.  I like to laugh at some good Chinese humor.  If you write or translate some jokes then I might pay you.  If you send a photo of yourself doing something funny, I might pay you.  I may post what you create on my blog bitcoinblogger.com.  Thank you.

Here is what I will pay:

If I smile: 0.05 BTC
If I make a laughing smirk (closed mouth): 0.15 BTC
If I laugh out loud (low): 0.35 BTC
If I laugh out loud (medium): 0.50 BTC
If I laugh out loud (maximum): 1.0 BTC
If I roll on the floor laughing: 100 BTC

If you translate a Chinese joke then post it in this thread.  If you think you have a 100 BTC pic you made yourself send it to:

bitcoin.cryptocurrency@gmail.com

I may decline this offer at any time depending how my mood is for day and how many people have tried to make me laugh.  I have paid out my bounties 100% of the time.  Don't forget to post your bitcoin address along with your submission.

http://ww2.sinaimg.cn/large/793530afjw6dfdvzeldhdj.jpg
 If you laugh ,contact with me !   Thank you ~


my adress is 1899KKLG1b6ti1bs3U4kXfuFcRxCEVax1V

You really very lewd !

[steafanie]

http://www.gscn.com.cn/Filesimg/2006/A/BeyondPic/2006-9/15/1370107.jpg
My address is 15p9saNu2Y7y7zuSknbsCFWMSEdTLRDg29

[steafanie]

http://www.xwmenhu.com/uploads/allimg/100821/1302254422-1.jpg
Hope you burst laugh!So funny man.
my address is15p9saNu2Y7y7zuSknbsCFWMSEdTLRDg29

[summer]

     
    Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of general motors.
    "If automotive technology had kept pace weith computer tecnology over the past few decades ,"boasts gates ."you would  now be driving a A-32 instead of a V-8,and it would have a top speed of 10000 miles per hour ,or you could have an economy  car that weigh 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas .in either case ,the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50."
    "sure."says the GM chairman ."but would you  really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day ?"
   haha~~~~my address is   1899KKLG1b6ti1bs3U4kXfuFcRxCEVax1V    ,If I do bad, next time I'll continue to work hard!

[kevin ling]

There is a paratrooper in his first jump, because of fear may not find land to the place and his teammates, his body wrapped in a lot of light bulb, he eventually landed a farmer's yard, the yard with a woman, he asked the woman: "Here is where?" after the frightened old woman saw him in the corner and says: "Earth."
My bitcoin address is 1CbL5fZnV9gEtJBj5ufEV58myHnF6no7fe.
Thanks.

[Vladimir]

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[jimbobway]

A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him.
"The best way, sir," said the deck hand, "is to say nothing about it. If the other fellows knew I'd pulled you out of water, they'd chuck me in."
You laugh? Ha ha ha ha!
My address is 15p9saNu2Y7y7zuSknbsCFWMSEdTLRDg29

I did not laugh...sorry.