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September 30, 2011, 09:41:52 AM
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You Asked For Change, We Gave You Coins

This gives me chills it is so good.

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September 30, 2011, 09:59:02 AM
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Bitcoin is money for smart people. You wouldn't be interested.

Bitcoin combines money, the wrongest thing in the world, with software, the easiest thing in the world to get wrong.
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September 30, 2011, 10:01:21 AM
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Use Bitcoins, Trust MATH than FED.

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September 30, 2011, 10:17:50 AM
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"Instead of government, I trust mathematics."

Rick Falkvinge


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September 30, 2011, 10:51:43 AM
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Bitcoin: mining our own business since 2009

I do Bitcoin stuff.
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September 30, 2011, 10:55:52 AM
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Mobile cash for the global citizen - Bitcoin is borderless.

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September 30, 2011, 11:06:51 AM
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Bitcoin: The internet's own local currency.

Argumentum ad lunam: the fallacy that because Bitcoin's price is rising really fast the currency must be a speculative bubble and/or Ponzi scheme.
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September 30, 2011, 11:25:59 AM
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"bitcoin: it lost 25% of it's value overnight but I guarantee it's going up up up"
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September 30, 2011, 12:47:10 PM
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"Bitcoin - Like a lick in the groin."
—Boris Yeltsin

"He who scarifies Bitcoins for a little temporary fiat deserves neither."
—Benny Franklin
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September 30, 2011, 01:09:44 PM
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September 30, 2011, 03:14:48 PM
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I usually say that Bitcoins are in that early stage known mainly by computer geeks. Kinda like the early days of the Internet.

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September 30, 2011, 04:15:24 PM
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How many bitcoin geeks does it take to change a light bulb....?

I have a second line, but you only asked for one.
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September 30, 2011, 04:20:10 PM
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There are 10 people in the world. Those who understand Bitcoin and those that do not.

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September 30, 2011, 05:06:52 PM
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Bitcoin - Money at your fingertips.

v2       - Commerce at your fingertips.

v3       - Global commerce at your fingertips.

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September 30, 2011, 05:14:34 PM
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Bitcoins are the most efficient and cost effective form of exchanging value.

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September 30, 2011, 05:54:05 PM
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An idea that's too big to fail.

Any significantly advanced cryptocurrency is indistinguishable from Ponzi Tulips.
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September 30, 2011, 07:15:14 PM
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An idea that's too big to fail.
+1

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September 30, 2011, 07:32:08 PM
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Omnia mea mecum porto.
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September 30, 2011, 08:09:48 PM
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Bitcoin is internet money.

(gasteve on IRC) Does your website accept cash? https://bitpay.com
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September 30, 2011, 08:19:21 PM
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How many bitcoin geeks does it take to change a light bulb....?

I have a second line, but you only asked for one.


Watt is that? Ohm, I get it! You want the us to volt this question threw, even though the OP was looking for a statement. My bulb! The OP was looking for a sentence so I guess a question is suffice.

As far as your question is concerned:

Q: How many Bitcoin geeks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None! Their mom's do it for them. (reads like something a troll would pen, though I'm not a troll)
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