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September 30, 2011, 08:27:08 PM
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How many bitcoin geeks does it take to change a light bulb....?

I have a second line, but you only asked for one.

None.  They bought the cheapest fans possible, and they were a closeout with pink LED's.  They have enough rigs to light the room. 

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September 30, 2011, 08:27:31 PM
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How many bitcoin geeks does it take to change a light bulb....?

I have a second line, but you only asked for one.


Watt is that? Ohm, I get it! You want the us to volt this question threw, even though the OP was looking for a statement. My bulb! The OP was looking for a sentence so I guess a question is suffice.

As far as your question is concerned:

Q: How many Bitcoin geeks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None! Their mom's do it for them. (reads like something a troll would pen, though I'm not a troll)

Better yet

Q: Why didn't the Bitcoin geek want to change lightbulb?
A: He was afraid of the illumination.

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September 30, 2011, 09:37:37 PM
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BTC = $c²     My BTC addie = 1otohotohMoQoxHuxLBveQiZcV3Pji3Tc 
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September 30, 2011, 09:39:30 PM
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BTC - before the crash invest your wealth in Bitcoins

BTC - beyond the (sovereign fiat currencies) crash it'll be Bitcoins

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September 30, 2011, 10:36:08 PM
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Bitcoin: Because your money belongs to you.

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September 30, 2011, 10:44:01 PM
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How many bitcoin geeks does it take to change a light bulb....?

I have a second line, but you only asked for one.


The answer is: All of them -  one to change the light bulb and the rest of them to confirm that it actually happened.

Still around.
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September 30, 2011, 10:54:49 PM
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Bitcoin is the people's money.  (should resonate with communists)

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September 30, 2011, 11:08:59 PM
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How many bitcoin geeks does it take to change a light bulb....?

I have a second line, but you only asked for one.


The answer is: All of them -  one to change the light bulb and the rest of them to confirm that it actually happened.
Nah, one to change and the whole rest of them to complain about how they would have invented a better lightbulb.

(I dont always get new reply notifications, pls send a pm when you think it has happened)

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October 01, 2011, 12:03:34 AM
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How many bitcoin geeks does it take to change a light bulb....?


0.01004242  geeks, but it may be half as many or twice as many by tomorrow.


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October 01, 2011, 12:21:02 AM
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Bitcoin: Because your money belongs to you.

Fork those light bulb posts!

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October 01, 2011, 01:08:49 AM
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Bitcoin: Because your money belongs to you.

+1

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October 01, 2011, 01:43:29 AM
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All Your Bitcoins are Belong to You     All Your Bitcoins are Belong to You     All Your Bitcoins are Belong to You

unless your name is allinvain.
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October 01, 2011, 05:58:38 AM
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"Bitcoin: It's Absolutely Fascinating!"  Grin

"Bitcoin: An Adventure Waiting To Happen!"  Grin

"Yeah, Bitcoin! I Like It A Lot!"  Grin

"Bitcoin: Man! That's Dope!"  Grin

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October 01, 2011, 06:01:15 AM
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"Bitcoin: It's Absolutely Fascinating!"  Grin

"Bitcoin: An Adventure Waiting To Happen!"  Grin

"Yeah, Bitcoin! I Like It A Lot!"  Grin

"Bitcoin: Man! That's Dope!"  Grin

you forgot:

Bitcoins: They're made Tonka tough
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October 01, 2011, 06:28:31 AM
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"Bitcoin: It's Absolutely Fascinating!"  Grin

"Bitcoin: An Adventure Waiting To Happen!"  Grin

"Yeah, Bitcoin! I Like It A Lot!"  Grin

"Bitcoin: Man! That's Dope!"  Grin

you forgot:

Bitcoins: They're made Tonka tough


HECK yes, friend!!  Grin good one

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October 01, 2011, 06:58:43 AM
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Bitcoin: women dig it.

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October 01, 2011, 10:48:22 AM
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It's the revolution, Baby!

Any significantly advanced cryptocurrency is indistinguishable from Ponzi Tulips.
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October 01, 2011, 07:39:49 PM
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And thus came Bitcoin, some lasting thing that men might keep without spoiling, and that by mutual consent men would take in exchange for the truly useful, but perishable supports of life.

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October 01, 2011, 09:58:01 PM
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And thus came Bitcoin, some lasting thing that men might keep without spoiling, and that by mutual consent men would take in exchange for the truly useful, but perishable supports of life.

Locke

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October 02, 2011, 08:02:59 AM
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And thus came Bitcoin, some lasting thing that men might keep without spoiling, and that by mutual consent men would take in exchange for the truly useful, but perishable supports of life.

Locke

Until we completed the transition into a Resource Based Economy.

Bitcoin combines money, the wrongest thing in the world, with software, the easiest thing in the world to get wrong.
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