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April 08, 2013, 09:13:41 AM
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How about "It can only go up" or "just liquidate your 401(k), put all your savings in bitcoins and in a few years you're a millionaire"
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April 08, 2013, 09:22:11 AM
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bitcoin - you will be kicking yourself in the ass for not getting in earlier
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April 08, 2013, 10:11:34 AM
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BitCoin is a Bubble.

Aww... sorry you came late to the party! Tongue No balloons for you! Smiley

I had told my brother-in-law that $0.8 per bitcoin was probably too high and he might want to wait out the bubble phase. (one liner and true story)
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April 08, 2013, 11:10:13 AM
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Ti's hard to make a man understand when his salary depends on him not understanding.
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April 08, 2013, 11:16:54 AM
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Bitcoin, greed is good
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April 08, 2013, 01:06:15 PM
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BitCoin is a Bubble.

Aww... sorry you came late to the party! Tongue No balloons for you! Smiley

I had told my brother-in-law that $0.8 per bitcoin was probably too high and he might want to wait out the bubble phase. (one liner and true story)


And yet, you're still alive.. Smiley

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April 08, 2013, 02:31:12 PM
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kick butt like bitcoin!

END THE FED !
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April 08, 2013, 05:39:13 PM
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You know you fucked up when a bunch of crypto-nerds steal your multi-trillion-dollar global show.
lol +1

Bitcoin, getting rich nerd's laid since March 2013!

- aka The "DigiMan"
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April 08, 2013, 05:56:50 PM
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bitcoin - putting the Simbabwe Dollar to shame!

END THE FED !
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April 08, 2013, 07:44:43 PM
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  "Don't hate me because I'm rich."


Ref:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz8ul-gmLyA

Alternate:

  "Don't hate me because I'm rich...you broke-ass fuck!"


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April 11, 2013, 05:47:11 PM
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Bitcoin - puttin bubble wrap to shame since 2011!
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April 11, 2013, 05:52:57 PM
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plan b!

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April 11, 2013, 08:15:33 PM
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"Consult a physician before trading bitcoin"

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April 11, 2013, 11:35:14 PM
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"I believed in bitcoin, but then I got bitconned."
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April 12, 2013, 02:04:39 PM
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"I believed in bitcoin, but then I got bitconned."
That implies you weren't bitconned in the first place by believing in it. Troll better.
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April 12, 2013, 03:22:46 PM
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bitcoin - a giant vampire squid wrapped around the face of bankers and ramming its blood funnel into anything that smells of fiat currency!

END THE FED !
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June 07, 2013, 07:20:48 PM
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Bitcoin, open source distributed P2P finance & commerce, the guerrilla warfare to conventional central bank's legacy hegemony control monopoly money. Tongue

Bitcoin, financial guerrilla warfare

Veni, vidi, virtual currency

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you tip them in BTC.

(in or with)

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you tip them with ALTs.

BTC = $c²     My BTC addie = 1otohotohMoQoxHuxLBveQiZcV3Pji3Tc     DASH, Digital Cash = www.dash.org     VIA, The future of crypto-currency = www.via.org 
Node40.com is a leader in DASH hosting, dedicated exclusively to fully managed masternode hosting. Professional, organized and responsive. I've dozens of nodes with them.
CHARITY | MY REP | PREDICTION
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June 07, 2013, 07:45:05 PM
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Bitcoin is bigger than the Internet.

Bigger than Jesus.

Bitcoin - More popular than the Beatles Wink

BTC = $c²     My BTC addie = 1otohotohMoQoxHuxLBveQiZcV3Pji3Tc     DASH, Digital Cash = www.dash.org     VIA, The future of crypto-currency = www.via.org 
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June 07, 2013, 08:17:28 PM
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bitcoin: too big to jail!

I like it
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June 07, 2013, 08:18:37 PM
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bitcoin: cash with wings.
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