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April 27, 2015, 02:00:54 PM
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April 27, 2015, 02:26:54 PM
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Bitcoin - it is Allah's Will

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April 27, 2015, 03:15:16 PM
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"Using Bitcoin does to the big banks what e-mail does to the Postal Service."

http://m.ibtimes.com/u-s-postal-service-first-class-mail-donahoe-congress-214545.html

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"We simply need fewer facilities to process less mail," Megan Brennan, said chief operating officer of the Postal Service.
 
The postal service has experienced fast decline in First Class mail due to the Internet, as more people use e-mail and online bill pay instead. In the last five years, for example, First Class mail volume has dropped 25 percent. Single-piece first class mail -- letters and such sent with a stamp -- has declined 50 percent in the past decade.

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April 27, 2015, 05:51:56 PM
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How about:

  "Bitcoin:  Better odds than playing the lottery."

That's how I thought of it 5 years ago, and still do.  At least when I think of it in terms of it's potential to fatten my wallet.  I try (with limited success) to keep my various other philosophical musings isolated from this and from one another as appropriate.


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April 27, 2015, 06:03:06 PM
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can anyone think of any good ones? something you could quickly mention to someone, like a fact or something.. stuff like, "there are over (some number) bitcoin related sites".. whatever, anyone got anything good?

How about... if we'd of all sunk our life savings into bitcoins back when OP posted this we'd all be millionaires.
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April 27, 2015, 07:12:51 PM
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Bitcoin: Trust your money with no one but yourself.

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April 28, 2015, 08:13:48 PM
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can anyone think of any good ones? something you could quickly mention to someone, like a fact or something.. stuff like, "there are over (some number) bitcoin related sites".. whatever, anyone got anything good?

How about... if we'd of all sunk our life savings into bitcoins back when OP posted this we'd all be millionaires.

Without the benefit of hindsight, would that be any smarter than sinking your life savings into bitcoin right now? Now that the gateways have been built, we're just a few soft forks away from global liberation.
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April 29, 2015, 08:11:22 AM
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Don't trust own money and the goverment, Use Bitcoins.
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May 25, 2015, 08:09:20 PM
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Still hashing.
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April 19, 2017, 07:03:41 PM
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Still hashing.

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April 19, 2017, 07:52:23 PM
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Oh, I remember this thread. It's like a roll call of all the old time cheerleaders. The best part of this thread is it doesn't have any of the old timers that became scammers or went to prison. Edit: oops, I just saw Andrew Bitcoiner posted so never mind, there is a scammer.



Bruno's is still the best one liner.

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April 19, 2017, 11:34:02 PM
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This one made me laugh  Cheesy :

Bitcoin is money for smart people. You wouldn't be interested.

And here's another to add which I didn't see in the list:

Bitcoin - The Honey Badger of money.
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April 19, 2017, 11:53:11 PM
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Bitcoin will do to banks what email did to the postal industry

Really? You're repeating the first answer to this thread.

"Using Bitcoin does to the big banks what e-mail does to the Postal Service."

http://m.ibtimes.com/u-s-postal-service-first-class-mail-donahoe-congress-214545.html

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"We simply need fewer facilities to process less mail," Megan Brennan, said chief operating officer of the Postal Service.
 
The postal service has experienced fast decline in First Class mail due to the Internet, as more people use e-mail and online bill pay instead. In the last five years, for example, First Class mail volume has dropped 25 percent. Single-piece first class mail -- letters and such sent with a stamp -- has declined 50 percent in the past decade.

Some things I've read too many times here:

We've reached the bottom, it won't go any lower.
Bitcoin is dead, sell before it's too late.

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April 20, 2017, 07:28:54 PM
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Oh, I remember this thread. It's like a roll call of all the old time cheerleaders. The best part of this thread is it doesn't have any of the old timers that became scammers or went to prison. Edit: oops, I just saw Andrew Bitcoiner posted so never mind, there is a scammer.



Bruno's is still the best one liner.

If we were to calculate the gains of all the scammers and compared them to the gains of all the buy and holders there is no doubt that in the end, the buy and holders are way ahead.  I'm sure there's the outlying scammer who is also way out in front but I don't believe I'd trade my buy and hold position for having to look over my shoulder to see who's standing there with handcuffs every time I spend a satoshi.
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April 21, 2017, 01:08:11 AM
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cryptocurrency is new era for currency/financial

I think the more world ages will be more advanced technology where we are more interested in the speed and easiness than cryptcurrency gave us what we want.

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