sub rosaBefore the conspiracy theorists start speculating.
Damn, the mind-control implant arrived even faster than I expected. Cherry-picking a misquote of myself
out of context, LOL:
I am sorry, Mr Quickseller, if you did not realize
that simply making peace with Lauda requires that you shall be abducted by space aliens for the implantation of Lauda-alt mind-control devices in your brain. Well, it is
now part of the deal. The flying saucer will be at your house any moment, for your psychotronic “onboarding” before you are
used for breeding experiments. Anybody who denies this is only a brain-chipped catbot covering up THE TRUTH about you and Lauda, as you will soon see PROVED
in a thousand troll posts against you.Alas, Quickseller, no good deed goes unpunished.
Seven DeadlyBy the way, Quickie, I am pleased to announce that I have PROVED that PrimeNumber7 is my alt—and thus, so are you! For we have
all used some form of an
extremely uncommon phrase that is completely unknown to people with basic English literacy.
(Crude scrapers may not catch all forms of the same phrase.) I accidentally let this slip when I was at Newbie rank—when I started
my own cult, only a few weeks after
the very first post in my history not only spoke about theymos, but directly addressed him!
Oopsie.The god of Bitcoin demands obedience to the divine Law of Consensus. The damned who hardfork without consensus are renegades, abjurers of holiness, rapine oath-breakers, frauds, sowers of discord, and traitors, who shall be consigned damnatio memoriae with their chains to eternal poverty within the depths of Tartarus, where all hashes are broken and all bits are made nothing.
(
Cf. the Ninth Bolgia of the Eighth Circle of Hell in Canto XXVIII of Dante’s
Inferno, etc., etc.)
Furthermore, because I am your sockpuppet, this constitutes a confession that you are also Lauda, the inventor of Bitcoin:
Nullius' knowledge about blockchain science and cryptography is a dead giveaway.... He could even be Satoshi.
nullius is lauda. That is very clear. Anyone who does not see this is simply closing their eyes.
I/you/Lauda only
tagged, then
untagged PrimeNumber7 to throw people off my/your/her trail—
because the trail leads all the way to theymos, who calculates
forum Virtue metrics (
based on the very name of Lauda) for the purpose of enforcing an “upright, God-fearing community which will suffer no witchcraft or other heresy”. Surely, theymos has read the Bible... What the
Hell kind of
SCAM is this forum, with an administrator who runs scores (if not thousands) of sockpuppet accounts!?
Meow.
Deep in the void of nullity,
I stared into the Abyss;
And the Abyss smil’d at me...nullius is cthulhu. That is very clear. Anyone who does not see this is simply closing their eyes.
Witchcraft SightingsAn amateur videographer recently attempted to CAPTCHA the catbat on film.
But no William Blake was he! After he was discovered wandering in the woods, stark raving mad and
sweating blood, the following was found in his knapsack before the remainder of its contents was seized by heavily-armed visitors who arrived in a black helicopter:
By the way, the Cypherkitten image was created using witchcraft with
ImageMagick. Here is a one-liner with
IM6 that will do a not-too-horrible job of removing the background of Lauda’s old cat-in-goggles avatar:
convert kitty_avatar_101872.jpg -fill none -fuzz 13% -draw "matte 0,0 floodfill" -draw "matte 94,0 floodfill" -draw "matte 94,50 floodfill" kitty.png
It is pure evil, of course: I should return to GraphicsMagick.
