LoyceV's Avatar for Rent [🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊 5 YEARS 🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊 (267 weeks) rented out]

[fillippone]

By the way, I started reading the whole topic. See you in 2 years 

Please be aware that inside the foxhole the year has 97 weeks. At least.

As Gazeta has just shown, knowing the whole thread post by post is a necessary but not sufficient condition ever to be considered for admission to the Club.
Then, a lot of things need to happen.

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[GazetaBitcoin]

knowing the whole thread post by post is a necessary but not sufficient condition ever to be considered for admission to the Club.

This is true!

apogio, which of the following recruiting methods do you think we apply in your case?

Is there a requirement for initiation to join a gang? I found this on the web, I listed some of it below.

• Initiation by cop
• Being jumped in or beat in
• Sexed in
• Jacked In

My gang has become somewhat infamous for its use of the third method. It's not strictly a requirement, but it certainly helps, and in any case I've yet to hear any complaints.

[LoyceV]

Please be aware that inside the foxhole the year has 97 weeks. At least.

That can't be, as there's evidence suggesting 4 years have 246 weeks. And counting, of course

I'm more curious when "5 years" will be hit: will that be after 260 weeks, or after 261 weeks? Including all leap years since Foxpup's Merit Cycling Club started, it would be a perfect 5 year milestone at exactly 261 weeks!

As Gazeta has just shown, knowing the whole thread post by post is a necessary but not sufficient condition ever to be considered for admission to the Club.

It always scares me a bit how GazetaBitcoin seems to remember everything that was every posted here.

[apogio]

I definitely lean towards being sexed in, but considering this requires at least one more member, I will accept being beat in.

Initiation by a cop is good, but not for me. I prefer the rest of the options more than the cop one.

Oh and just in case you decide to apply force, please make sure to be as gentle as you can, especially in the "beat in" option.

PS: I am on page 2 already!!!!

[Foxpup]

Apparently, after quitting from MixTum campaign, apogio enrolled (by himself?) in our gang.

Must you frighten new initiates like that? Apogio is using my avatar with my permission.

Apogio, please don't take anything you see here too seriously. Because you will definitely see some things that aren't to be taken seriously. I probably should have warned you about that.

[apogio]

Apparently, after quitting from MixTum campaign, apogio enrolled (by himself?) in our gang.

Must you frighten new initiates like that? Apogio is using my avatar with my permission.

Apogio, please don't take anything you see here too seriously. Because you will definitely see some things that aren't to be taken seriously. I probably should have warned you about that.

Thank you ! So now I may officially offer you my services! And I must also update my avatar again.

No worries about not warning me. I am ready to face the consequences like a good puppy

Ps. Page 3 already!!!!

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Thank you ! So now I may officially offer you my services! And I must also update my avatar again.

No worries about not warning me. I am ready to face the consequences like a good puppy

When you say that you are ready to bear the consequences, do you know that anyone who wears that avatar and is not a gang member has to pay 0.015 weekly?
This is a pay-or-be-paid campaign.

[apogio]

Thank you ! So now I may officially offer you my services! And I must also update my avatar again.

No worries about not warning me. I am ready to face the consequences like a good puppy

When you say that you are ready to bear the consequences, do you know that anyone who wears that avatar and is not a gang member has to pay 0.015 weekly?
This is a pay-or-be-paid campaign.

Oh I didn't know it, but luckily I am too rich. At least inside my soul. That's where the magic happens. In case I am unable to pay, I guess I will have to face other kind of consequences. I am waiting to see what the foxes will decide...

[GazetaBitcoin]

That can't be, as there's evidence suggesting 4 years have 246 weeks. And counting, of course

I thought the leap year had 97 weeks Now I feel very confused (again).

It always scares me a bit how GazetaBitcoin seems to remember everything that was every posted here.

Looooool! Gazeta has the memory of an elephant Speaking of which, I am working on a very nice surprise for our 5 years anniversary

I definitely lean towards being sexed in

That's a good start, for sure.

in case you decide to apply force, please make sure to be as gentle as you can, especially in the "beat in" option.

Maybe we can avoid this... Let's see what other option we have... Are you good at dealing with

dark musty holes

?

now I may officially offer you my services! And I must also update my avatar again.

Hooray, we have a new intern! Congrats!

Must you frighten new initiates like that? Apogio is using my avatar with my permission.

Apogio, please don't take anything you see here too seriously. Because you will definitely see some things that aren't to be taken seriously. I probably should have warned you about that.

My queen, please accept my apologies for scaring our new recruit. As you know I am a bit scaring various people around, including fillippone

You are a monster

Gazeta + fillippone be like


Gazeta, the friendly monster

Nevertheless, I will say again my prayer for your forgiveness:

The Queen of Foxes guides us. The Queen of Foxes teaches us. The Queen of Foxes protects us. In your light we thrive. In your mercy we are sheltered. In your wisdom we are humbled. We live only to serve. Our lives (+wives) are yours. Amen!

[LoyceV]

Looooool! Gazeta has the memory of an elephant Speaking of which, I am working on a very nice surprise for our 5 years anniversary

I can already tell you: I don't want an elephant! I asked the kids, they don't want one either

[apogio]

Maybe we can avoid this... Let's see what other option we have... Are you good at dealing with

dark musty holes

?

Let's just say, it's on you to find out!

_{I am good in many things, but I am much better in dark musty holes!}

Hooray, we have a new intern! Congrats!

Thank you mate.

The Queen of Foxes guides us. The Queen of Foxes teaches us. The Queen of Foxes protects us. In your light we thrive. In your mercy we are sheltered. In your wisdom we are humbled. We live only to serve. Our lives (+wives) are yours. Amen!

Hmm looks like a good text for a signature.


Just a serious question though, if I may... If Foxpup is our queen, what is every other fox's unique role in the lair ? _{Apart from GazetaBitcoin's role who is definetely the super massive gatekeeper}

[GazetaBitcoin]

Let's just say, it's on you to find out!

_{I am good in many things, but I am much better in dark musty holes!}

Oh yes!

Hmm looks like a good text for a signature.

That is an amazing idea But don't forget also to say this prayer 3 times/day, padawan. We are very faithful people and we say our prayers. Look at fillippone, for example

Just a serious question though, if I may... If Foxpup is our queen, what is every other fox's unique role in the lair ? _{Apart from GazetaBitcoin's role who is definetely the super massive gatekeeper}

Oh well, how can I put this... Well, besides

What is the background to that story?

Lots of alcohol, possibly some other chemicals.

possibly some other chemicals.

Only the finest, medicinal grade chemicals.

we also help our queen to rule over the kingdom:

I control the merit system, Lauda controls the trust system. Together, we fight crime.

I can already tell you: I don't want an elephant! I asked the kids, they don't want one either

But... why? Dumbo is so cuuuute

[apogio]

Oh well, how can I put this... Well, besides

What is the background to that story?

Lots of alcohol, possibly some other chemicals.

possibly some other chemicals.

Only the finest, medicinal grade chemicals.

we also help our queen to rule over the kingdom:

I control the merit system, Lauda controls the trust system. Together, we fight crime.

Hmm let me see...

So basically we use alcohol and high purity chemicals, in order to control the system and allow our queen to rule over the kingdom. Sounds good to me! Why haven't I joined the lair earlier?!

So, I am going to grab a glass of Kraken rum right now. Am I in a good path?

[apogio]

Foxes, DONE! I read the whole history _twice.

Some posts have been hilarious. Some others have been even more hilarious.

Finally, I seriously don't know why but I laughed so much with the following where o_e_l_e_o says "I don't have my own thread but I am posting here to say thanks" and then the following question from LoyceV made me lol:

Why not open your own thread

Saying what? "Avatar not for rent"?

[GazetaBitcoin]

So, I am going to grab a glass of Kraken rum right now. Am I in a good path?

Certainly! Of course, you can always try some wine in plastic bottles. fillippone loves it <3

Foxes, DONE! I read the whole history _twice.

OMG you are really studious little puppy, aren't you!

Finally, I seriously don't know why but I laughed so much with the following where o_e_l_e_o says "I don't have my own thread but I am posting here to say thanks" and then the following question from LoyceV made me lol:

Why not open your own thread

Saying what? "Avatar not for rent"?

Don't forget also o_e_l_e_o's follow-up to Maestro's "feedback":

In case it is somehow not obvious enough that my already rented avatar is not available to be rented by virtue of it already being rented, consider this post public notice that my already rented avatar is not available to be rented.

I do not think such an insignificant announcement regarding my already rented avatar not being available to be rented (because, if you remember from the beginning of this post, it is already rented) warrants its own thread.

And, speaking of Maestro75, he also made a similar wise post in fillippone's thread, with the occasion of having fillippone accepted in the gang. It was funny to see Maestro being the first person congratulating fillippone and saying what a great community member he is while, in fact, he had fillippone on his distrust list =)))

[apogio]

Certainly! Of course, you can always try some wine in plastic bottles. fillippone loves it <3

I think I 'll pass unless it's mandatory in order to become a grown up fox. But the way this wine looks, I think I 'll pass  Sorry filippone.

I 'll stick to higher purity liquor.

OMG you are really studious little puppy, aren't you!

I don't know why but yeah. I read a lot. But sometimes the content is not suitable for my age.

Don't forget also o_e_l_e_o's follow-up to Maestro's "feedback":

In case it is somehow not obvious enough that my already rented avatar is not available to be rented by virtue of it already being rented, consider this post public notice that my already rented avatar is not available to be rented.

I do not think such an insignificant announcement regarding my already rented avatar not being available to be rented (because, if you remember from the beginning of this post, it is already rented) warrants its own thread.

And, speaking of Maestro75, he also made a similar wise post in fillippone's thread, with the occasion of having fillippone accepted in the gang. It was funny to see Maestro being the first person congratulating fillippone and saying what a great community member he is while, in fact, he had fillippone on his distrust list =)))

Yeah! I saw that.

Ok, now I made sure that you must be reading the thread twice a day. And it took me a week to read it twice. So I am at 1/7th of your speed. So I need to be 7 times faster to become a fox...

Although tbh I like being a small pup

[LoyceV]

Thanks again for your flawless timing!

I just woke up....... Feeling worse again, that makes it 11.5 weeks and counting. Every time I think I'm getting a bit better, I feel more ill again. So I'll continue my time on the couch now, before I switch to my time in bed.

[Foxpup]

Two hundred and forty-seventh week paid.

[apogio]

I just woke up....... Feeling worse again, that makes it 11.5 weeks and counting. Every time I think I'm getting a bit better, I feel more ill again. So I'll continue my time on the couch now, before I switch to my time in bed.

Man I hope you are alright. 11.5 weeks is 3 months. It's too much... I wish you fast recovery. Although the word fast has kind of lost its meaning. Anyway...

[GazetaBitcoin]

May you be well, LV! You have my best wishes!

And thousand thanks again to our Supreme Leder, for her flawless timing! Amen!