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[bitmover]

Thank you as well!

The club is expanding . That's amazing
Congratulations GazetaBitcoin!

[fillippone]

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Your problem is that you're a merit rascal. This is a cycling club. Don't ask what's the difference, NFI.

Sorry for the late reply, but I just realised that the funny thing is that there were two original merit rascals.
The other one was you!
@ddmrddmr made me a "merit rascal"

In the post following the one I linked you have evidence of my personal text genesis.

[Three Millionth User]

Sorry for the late reply, but I just realised that the funny thing is that there were two original merit rascals.
The other one was you!
@ddmrddmr made me a "merit rascal"

In the post following the one I linked you have evidence of my personal text genesis.

I see no reason to share the throne, you both represent two different gangs anyway.

Fillippone, please answer me no later than February 14, then I will have a great reason to go to an Italian restaurant.

[fillippone]

Fillippone, please answer me no later than February 14, then I will have a great reason to go to an Italian restaurant.

You don't need an excuse to go to an Italian restaurant, believe me.
Actually here in Italy, until a few weeks ago, you needed an excuse to go anywhere...but that's a different story.

[BlackHatCoiner]

Excuse me for infringing the first rule of the Fight Club Cycling Club, but I want to talk about it. First of all, why should one pay that amount for ensuring that others will wear a profile picture if that isn't an advertisement? As far as I know, in order to run a business you need to have a profit, otherwise there's no business. So something smells weird here Mr. Foxpup... <suspicious_face.png>

This is what I'd like to focus. Whether you give 1 satoshi or BTC0.015 or BTC15, it has to be profitable to continue doin' it. And I (think) that am not afraid of the leader's response AKA Corleone!

[LoyceV]

@BlackHatCoiner: see post #26 and post #28

[BlackHatCoiner]

Who says I'm not a business?

I do. Business is the activity of making one's living or making money by producing or buying and selling products (such as goods and services). Simply put, it is any activity or enterprise entered into for profit. [Taken from the first two lines of wikipedia]

I don't know what Foxpup does, but I don't see how this is profitable for him. A comic doesn't justify that this is a business. It's more like giving away bitcoins.

[suchmoon]

I don't know what Foxpup does

Right.

[GazetaBitcoin]

I don't know what Foxpup does

Right.

Nobody knows

[o_e_l_e_o]

by producing or buying and selling products (such as goods and services).

Who's to say Foxpup isn't buying services from me?  

[GazetaBitcoin]

Who's to say Foxpup isn't buying services from me?  

For les conaisseurs only: are these "wife-related services"? If so, I'm also interested, as I stated earlier this year (about 58 weeks ago).

Who says I'm not a business?

I do.

Not your strong point humor is, young padawan! Dark side of the Force surrounds you, beware! Obey to our Supreme Leader, you must!

[fillippone]

Allow me to derail this thread once again to congratulate with @Gazetabitxoin for his Chipmixer acceptance.
Now he’s a(nother) perfect clone.

Obviously having a time machine helps foreseeing this!

[bitmover]

Allow me to derail this thread once again to congratulate with @Gazetabitxoin for his Chipmixer acceptance.
Now he’s a(nother) perfect clone.

So we have now 4 perfect clones: suchmoon, loycev, o_e_l_e_o and GazetaBitcoin

If you are guys squeeze in a bit for me to get into the foxhole as well, I will be an imperfect clone as my sig is slightly different

Edit:
Sorry ThePharmarcist! lol
5 perfect clones!

[Despairo]

So we have now 4 perfect clones: suchmoon, loycev, o_e_l_e_o and GazetaBitcoin

@The Pharmacist be like

[fillippone]

Allow me to derail this thread once again to congratulate with @Gazetabitxoin for his Chipmixer acceptance.
Now he’s a(nother) perfect clone.

So we have now 4 perfect clones: suchmoon, loycev, o_e_l_e_o and GazetaBitcoin

If you are guys squeeze in a bit for me to get into the foxhole as well, I will be an imperfect clone as my sig is slightly different

Nice try!
The rules of the club, are unknown to the most, as it was already explained to you:

Code:

Obscene Merit cycling

How do you apply for the Foxup cycling club?

See:

The rules are you have to cycle an obscene amount of merit between yourself and other members of the merit/trust gang that exists in the conspiracy theory that cryptohunter's all worked up about

I think the doors to merit cycling club are opening on more convolute ways than ever.

I first tought it was all about time travelling machines:

Code:

Time travel machines

I am afraid having a time machine is a strict prerequisite ofor this club membership. I am working on that, but takes time. In a funny  circular reference.

A time machine is the only item you can have instantly if you'll ever have it in your lifetime. If it takes time, that means you'll never in your life acquire one. Sorry

O_e_l_e_o found his way in using a secret code word:

Code:

code word

The rules are you have to cycle an obscene amount of merit between yourself and other members of the merit/trust gang that exists in the conspiracy theory that cryptohunter's all worked up about, so I'm afraid you don't quite qualify at this stage. Sorry.

Oh oh oh, pick me pick me!

This code word can of course being used only once:

Code:

code word recycling

Please,
I don't understand a word of your very technical lingo. You time traverler must be the first in next step in human evolution.
Can you shed some light on the advanced alien-technology are you using?
Kiddos like me in the forum look at you in astonishment.

Mentally exhausted, I salute you, heading to more tivial occupation than mind enlightment on the forum.
Enjoy.

Edit: formatting on mobile is a bitch

Might involve chemical substances:

Code:

finest chemical substances

What is the background to that story?

Lots of alcohol, possibly some other chemicals.

possibly some other chemicals.

Only the finest, medicinal grade chemicals.

Of course highly merit cycling is required:

Code:

obscene merit cycling above insane levels

I am very good in this discipline, any empty slot?

You also need to cycle at least 23198 merits and know your way around dark musty holes.

Gazeta didn’t reveal how he got in. He might have cast  the perfect scroll trough a magical document.

Code:

Magical cv

Well, may it be like that! Although, to be honest, for being admitted to ChipMixer seems way easier than being admitted among those ones controlling the merit system. For one reason, you don't need to actually write a CV. For being allowed in the foxhole I wrote 4 hours at my CV (also not the first time)

Or worshipping his goodness with an high prize:

Code:

Animal ritual sacrifice

And to sacrifice a young veal.

Good luck bitmover, with your recipe:

Code:

ask politely to enter a club forgetting to name one of the members.

[GazetaBitcoin]

Dear LoyceV, I kindly ask you and the other gang members to to squeeze in a bit and make a bit of room for me as well inside the foxhole. Thank you for understanding

I'm afraid you won't be able to pass KYC (know your cyclist) verification without the Chipmixer signature.

Uh-huh... It seems that suchmoon has premonitory powers Apparently, (way) sooner than I expected, I passed also through the KYC system of ChipMixer Now I am fully verified!

Or worshipping his goodness with an high prize

Old, tribal, magical rituals worked for thousands of year already! But the dark side of the Force is the key, young padawan

[...]

Excepting all the remarkable observations you made above, I'll try to con-fuse things (or, rather, confuse) more with another detail:

Is there a requirement for initiation to join a gang? I found this on the web, I listed some of it below.

• Initiation by cop
• Being jumped in or beat in
• Sexed in
• Jacked In

My gang has become somewhat infamous for its use of the third method. It's not strictly a requirement, but it certainly helps, and in any case I've yet to hear any complaints.

What's the minimum Foxpup merit I need to have received to be part of the club?

It varies depending on whether you're a merit source, the number of (other) merit sources you've had anilingual relations with, and what vibrational level I had you set at during said relations. Ask cryptohunter for details.

Practically, those performing the above occult ritual, may receive the honor to be entitled as

foxhole felchers

If you reach this point, everything is possible. But becoming a true foxhole felcher is harder than reaching Everest

[suchmoon]

Uh-huh... It seems that suchmoon has premonitory powers Apparently, (way) sooner than I expected, I passed also through the KYC system of ChipMixer Now I am fully verified!

I think DarkStar_ saw your avatar and thought "why is LoyceV still not in the campaign".

Ok, that was mean, sorry. Congratulations!

[GazetaBitcoin]

I think DarkStar_ saw your avatar and thought "why is LoyceV still not in the campaign".

Looool! In this case, Thank you for existing here, LoyceV

And I was thinking that my services as brand new Foxpup's lieutenant helped me passing through ChipMixer's KYC...

I hope my services will meet the quality of the other lieutenants!

Ok, that was mean, sorry. Congratulations!

Hehe, thanks! No worries about being mean, I was amused by reading your post. To be honest -- and I'll make a confession here -- I think you have a special kind of humor, which is rarely used and even more rarely tasted: a dry humor. But I, for one, am a big fan of it, using it also as much as I can, while also noticing that not many understand it, nor taste it. But important is that it makes me laugh, at least  = )))

And I have to say I was amused many times reading your dry humor posts on this forum Cheers!

[suchmoon]

dry humor

That's a good point. I shall lubricate it with some fermented grapes as there is no way someone sober can watch 6 hours of ads.

[Foxpup]

Ninety-ninth week paid.