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[o_e_l_e_o]

I'm curious what other purposes there are to piss in a cup I'm pretty sure I'm not pregnant or anything!

Ahh, there are loads of reasons to piss in a cup! We can diagnose everything from infections and metabolic conditions, right through to some types of brain damage and certain types of tumors from urine samples.

Interestingly, the word "mellitus" in "diabetes mellitus" is Latin for "sweetened with honey", because the urine of sufferers of this disease tastes sweet like honey, which is how it used to be diagnosed before modern glucose testing.

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[LoyceV]

Thanks again for your flawless timing I'm hitting the couch with a lousy 21.5% amaretto now. It's like cough syrup, which is what I need right now.

[Foxpup]

Ahh, there are loads of reasons to piss in a cup!

See folks, this is what is meant by "shenanigans". What started as an innocent innuendo has quickly gotten out of hand without my help.

(I'm especially not helping by saying that none of those are the reasons I originally had in mind...)


One hundred and eighty-fourth week paid.

[o_e_l_e_o]

(I'm especially not helping by saying that none of those are the reasons I originally had in mind...)

I say! Sir! You seem to be peeing upon my leg.

[The Sceptical Chymist]

Ahh, there are loads of reasons to piss in a cup!

Hey man, if nothing else you could just watch me do it.  Just sayin' now, there's that.

[o_e_l_e_o]

Hey man, if nothing else you could just watch me do it.

What makes you think I'm not already?

[The Sceptical Chymist]

Hey man, if nothing else you could just watch me do it.

What makes you think I'm not already?

A'ight sucka, you really wanna go down that particular road? 

Enjoying the show?

Notice how I can barely extent my arms enough to aim that piss-shooter inn'a cup?  Don't you have some surgery you have to be at, Dr. Dre?  We can get back to the unauthorized webcam sling 'em at a later point.  Y'all need to scrub up, especially post-piss-peepshow.

[Foxpup]

One hundred and eighty-fifth week paid.

[GazetaBitcoin]

One hundred and eighty-fifth week paid.

Thanks again for your flawless timing I'm hitting the couch with lousy 21.5% amaretto now two plastic bottles full of wine, from GazetaBitcoin's father in law -- that one which fillippone simply loves (oh, oh, 1miau too  )! It's like cough syrup, which is what I need right now.

[fillippone]

One hundred and eighty-fifth week paid.

Thank you for your flawless timing, even more remarkable as I see you are really busy in other things:




(This is Dall-E2, quite a different thing from Mid Journey)

]two plastic bottles full of wine, from GazetaBitcoin's father in law -- that one which fillippone simply loves (oh, oh, 1miau too  )! It's like cough syrup, which is what I need right now.

"Wine in plastic bottles", must be somewhere between "pineapple on pizza" and "break spaghetti".

[LoyceV]

One hundred and eighty-fifth week paid.

Thanks again for your flawless timing!

@GazetaBitcoin: you're right about that couch

[1miau]

Thanks again for your flawless timing I'm hitting the couch with lousy 21.5% amaretto now two plastic bottles full of wine, from GazetaBitcoin's father in law -- that one which fillippone simply loves (oh, oh, 1miau too  )! It's like cough syrup, which is what I need right now.

Yes, it seems to be Spezi, Mezzomix or how it's called in your region (Fanta + CocaCola mix).  
Personally, I prefer some delicious juice, especially when the fruits are from Romania because because fruits from Romania are always very juicy.  

"Wine in plastic bottles", must be somewhere between "pineapple on pizza" and "break spaghetti".

It seems to be Spezi but contains much more Fanta than CocaCola...

[The Sceptical Chymist]

It seems to be Spezi but contains much more Fanta than CocaCola...

If you ask me (which you didn't), it looks like a piss bomb bottle some long-haul trucker would send flying out the window to land on the side of the road.  I see them all the time when I'm wandering the streets late at night, mumbling to myself incoherently.

From the looks of it, I'd also say that trucker is pretty dehydrated.

[Foxpup]

One hundred and eighty-sixth week paid.

[LoyceMobile]

One hundred and eighty-sixth week paid.

Thanks again for your flawless timing!
My wife took my spot I mean time machine, so I'm banned to Mobile tonight.

[fillippone]

Thanks again for your flawless timing!

Merit circle is getting bigger and bigger.
Thanks again for your flawless timing!

[Foxpup]

One hundred and eighty-seventh week paid.

[LoyceV]

Thanks again for your flawless timing!

[Foxpup]

One hundred and eighty-eighth week paid.

[LoyceV]

Thanks again for your flawless timing!