Then it's settled. The merit club's first birthday shall be celebrated with the appropriate attire.

Domain claimed! And warning added:
Like all my .tk domains, it expires after a year, so it's possible someone else claims ownership later on. Dot.tk domains can't be extended with crypto, and I sure as hell won't use my creditcard for it.
There is
another limitation:
The Dot TK Registry does not allow any free domain name registrations of which the referred websites contain content similar as stated in the categories below:
ADULT ENTERTAINMENT – This category includes websites that contain pornography, adult or mature content. This does NOT include chat, lingerie and/or swimwear websites. However, nudism websites are considered to be ‘mature content’.
So depending on your plans, maybe another domain is better.
(This thread got even more out of hand than usual.)
It all started when my time machine landed 7 seconds before yours.