Naija Novice Hangout {Newbies introduction & Orientation} Thread.

[Becky666]

Greetings to my people. I don dey inactive for on top this our local board waka for a while. I don fall sick like thrice since December but that one no be excuse as I been still dey make posts, just not for here. so I wan take time apologize to my people because na all of us dey in this fight together.

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Sorry 4 dat, it is gud to take proper care of our health becus without dat we cannot carryout our daily activities. E no easy broda, may God heal as many wey dey sick hia or outside hia(Amen). E go gud mak we dey remember dis house becus na our own nd very soon tins go change for gud hia. Lmaooo and others wey just joined us are all welcome, ensure sey u read de rules abeg becus no second chance on dis forum oo.

[CryptocurencyKing]

E con be like say the January carry sickness come o but e go shock you say, even with the sickness cef, my naija brothers and sisters dey meet up our campaign quota! Na to tell you Africa man eye for the hustle no be today. Our country don teach us to open eye and we no just open am, we shine am join. Anyhow shah,

Make we try dey gather strength dey come here just to see or know how e be once-once before we go off line. Stress no dey am pass other boards o. Other boards way dey make me reason how I wan speak the english way I feel say I sabi, wahala! Here na soft soft, as I drop am, my people understand me, we move!!!
Anyhow e be, make we dey try, we go build.

[Igebotz]

My pipo how una dey eget as tins be o dis our surboard mata mak we try showcase our proposal 4 Meta mak we hear as ego be I knw oyibo no wan carry ear hear our mata nobe crime say we smart pass dem I knw say d 3Millions user 4 here 9ja get abt 1.5M users put calls nobe shoot bird mama fly we go show dem shegghe 4 here.... God pass dem der fada.

Anibody wey kpai brake 4 our mata we go pour water for him stove mak witch chop him ear drum.. We go get our local board by fire by force we go cause katakata 4 here. PH bois nodey cari last I no get joy o

[nelson4lov]

Sorry 4 dat, it is gud to take proper care of our health becus without dat we cannot carryout our daily activities. E no easy broda, may God heal as many wey dey sick hia or outside hia(Amen). E go gud mak we dey remember dis house becus na our own nd very soon tins go change for gud hia. Lmaooo and others wey just joined us are all welcome, ensure sey u read de rules abeg becus no second chance on dis forum oo.

True that. One of my favorite quotes be say health na wealth. Na who dey alright go fit get work done. Btw, thanks for your concern. I appreciate brotherly. I hope say you dey fine too and I also hope say the year dey go well so far for you.

My pipo how una dey eget as tins be o dis our surboard mata mak we try showcase our proposal 4 Meta mak we hear as ego be I knw oyibo no wan carry ear hear our mata nobe crime say we smart pass dem I knw say d 3Millions user 4 here 9ja get abt 1.5M users put calls nobe shoot bird mama fly we go show dem shegghe 4 here.... God pass dem der fada.

Anibody wey kpai brake 4 our mata we go pour water for him stove mak witch chop him ear drum.. We go get our local board by fire by force we go cause katakata 4 here. PH bois nodey cari last I no get joy o

Hahaha. One thing I know be say, this people go wan see our community size and how active e dey first before them give us our own board. Na to continue keep the hustle alive and arrange for a plan wey them no go fit turn down.

[Igebotz]

Hahaha. One thing I know be say, this people go wan see our community size and how active e dey first before them give us our own board. Na to continue keep the hustle alive and arrange for a plan wey them no go fit turn down.

I knw say na campaign dey make us nodey busy for here mak man fit chop. Wahala be like bone straight.
Baba abeg we cap mak I put u thru now.

[Lordhermes]

Anibody wey kpai brake 4 our mata we go pour water for him stove mak witch chop him ear drum.. We go get our local board by fire by force we go cause katakata 4 here. PH bois nodey cari last I no get joy o

Abobi, kpor well, kpor well, this mata no be today e start, I been dey cap with oga for here BB some days back, him clear me well for this mata, no be say them no wan give us, na to say them wan see our ginger as we don turn up plenty. Him also talk am say make we just dey drop topics wey concern African development via crypto, such things them fit convince them say we don dey into the crypto industry, after every every, oga go list all Africa related crypto topics for meta say e don reach for our turn to chop yam, na there we go turn up ginger intelligently, make theymos come hear our cry...

As for NIN, I do my own sometime for 2016 so I no even bother to stress myself about am. The government don even fail to block people. Them dey fail at everything.

Me self no fear again oh for this country wey we dey, nothing them go talk wey go make me shake body, me get NIN slip since 2014 till now the card never ready, how that kind dey happen, now them wan make I connect my sim to wetin I no sure say e still there data base, me no do anything, make them come block my sim.

[Mpamaegbu]

As for NIN, I do my own sometime for 2016 so I no even bother to stress myself about am.

Na the same period wey me too do my own with only that white slip to show for receipt. But I dey surprised sey I connect when I try the NIN thing oh for my room. Shey you don try to connect your own? Try am, e go work. Na the code dey below in case you forget am 👇

Code:

* To know your NIN number dial (*346#)
                  
1.To link it with MTN dial (*785#)                        

2. To link with Airtel dial (*121*1#).            

3. To link with 9mobile dial (*200*8#)                            
4 . To link with GL0, Send " UPDATE NIN , NIN NUMBER, first name ,last name " to (109) .
Eg "UPDATE NIN, 12345678901, Jamiu Alabi Oke "  to 109.

I knw say na campaign dey make us nodey busy for here mak man fit chop.

Me I nor think sey na campaign dey cause am oh because if you well this place na im be the easiest to drop yarns and move on. You nor need to correct any grammar. Na just drop am as e dey be you for mind.

Anibody wey kpai brake 4 our mata we go pour water for him stove mak witch chop him ear drum.. We go get our local board by fire by force we go cause katakata 4 here. PH bois nodey cari last I no get joy o

This guy! 😁😁 Your provoke nor be here oh. But I think sey na Warri nor dey carry last  

In all, e go better make we dey fire up here so that we too go get something better for here. Those guys wey don get local board nor better pass us.

[Smartvirus]

My people I dey hail una o. How e dey be and how we dey do na?

Anyhow e be, I drop one artwork for Duelbit contest o. Before una go laffe, I go like make una know say my hand no too strong, na small small freestyle we dey use hustle the forum make man for dey collect small thing and represent our people make e be say our face show. As e be so eh, me go like make una loud my art for me o, that is, if e go well shah. See the link here:
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5304941.msg56253795#msg56253795
The competition no be here o, people no dey only show talent but, them dey show experience a d resources for the matter. Me I go really wan collect something for this one shah. E dey my body to take like this.

Na still una guy,
Smartvirus

Even as we still dey battle Coronavirus! Stay safe.

[Igebotz]

My people I dey hail una o. How e dey be and how we dey do na?
Anyhow e be, I drop one artwork for Duelbit contest o.

Baba I hail you too oo dis your art work nobe here dat first picture be lik say na egbo you roll  but our own na our own even as ur man head be like person wey chop witch so. Anitin art work I dey comot hand bcus dis oyibo dem dey draw like witch o. Monkey no fine but him mama like am so, I suport ur ministry wit 1 botle of kaikai as I no too get so...mak we dey show odas luv too..
Na ur art fine pass u go win no fear.

[Smartvirus]

Baba I hail you too oo dis your art work nobe here dat first picture be lik say na egbo you roll  but our own na our own. even as ur man head be like person wey chop witch so.
Anitin art work I dey comot hand bcus dis oyibo dem dey draw like witch o. Monkey no fine but him mama like am so, I suport ur ministry wit 1 botle of kaikai as I no too get so...mak we dey show odas luv too..
Na ur art fine pass u go win no fear.

Lol,,, this guy you be real G no be lie. Upon the whole thing way dey that first picture, na watin roll like egbo u first see! . No be egbo o, na cardboard paper way empty inside o... Of a truth eh, this oyibo people take the art matter too serious o and them get all the tools them need. Na them digital art dey Marvel me pass. The way some guys dey win everytime eh, e con dey be me like say them play politics but, if you sabi art or watin fine, then you con look am well, observe the once way win. You too go gree say them deserve am. The judges dey try to be fair shah and na base on how e be for their own eye.

If my man chop witch, make e carry am bewitch them to like am o because, even as e shape like that, the stress way e give me no be here. I no fit come outside throughout the day time yesterday till I finish am. Na so the hustle just be shah but this art eh, me no go live am for them o, I go try upgrade make myself show for them for the naija. We still dey road...!

 I see your doings for the work shah @Igehhh e go well, e sweet my belle just now. 

[Mpamaegbu]

Lol,,, this guy you be real G no be lie. Upon the whole thing way dey that first picture, na watin roll like egbo u first see! .

I dey tell you! That igehhh guy na real comedian. The dude dey crack me up with his yarns. May be him another Akpororo or Lasisi Elenu or even Aproko sef. About your craft, you try. Always do your best and nor send with time you will get better. Na persistence dey bring improvement. These guys wey sabi draw don dey eat better food on top this forum since last year reach now. This na why I nor dey follow condemn any course wey person dey study for school. You see how artists dey hammer big here na. And we get plenty lawyers wey nor even get work out there for Naija. I wish sey I fit draw, na opportunity to make something be dis.

[Theoboy]

Hello my fellow Nigerians,
I have been on this forum for over 2 months nw and I never knew this part of the forum existed😔😔, jst came across it while going through the forum
Nice to meet y'all
So na hw e s b? 🤣

[Smartvirus]

Theoboy! your username cef eh, e go tell person way never see you here before say you be Naija boy. You try say na only you waka come, e show say you be man way go sabi fine road wella. We join mouth carry welcome you come this our small corner for the forum. E no big o but, e dey accommodate all of us. E get how we dey carry run the intro for here shah, if you been check the first page, you for see am but, nothing spoil. E good say you don land, na to carry ourselves we dey do for here o and try make you dey rep us well for the forum, when you wan commot small steam and English don hard you speak, your people dey here to gfollow you yarn wella. Wel don sir.

[Theoboy]

Theoboy! your username cef eh, e go tell person way never see you here before say you be Naija boy.

Bro na the only better name wey enter my head ohh 🤣
But at least we don try get small corner for the forum with tym we will get or own local board😁
Na jst tym
Small small we go get there
Thank you

[Obi theo]

Omo, I dey happy as I don see my fellow Nigerian for here, I don search tire but Las Las I don find am finally I don see where to express my self wella , as we small like this make we take time the show level for here make them know say we follow dey for the forum ,
   Me I be Igbo boy ,inside imo state  the rest na history ,I fit Yan una as we dey roll for the forum again nice to meet you all...

[Theoboy]

Omo this place the sweet me die.......
Asin I happy as I see this place, the kind joy I d derive to see my brothers and sister(s) for here ehh e the sweet me well... , I no fit explain am sef
But any how
The saying wey them the talk say u no fit go anywhere u no go see naija person; like this nw ehh I don finally believe am
Abeg at least make we the try check up on this small part of the forum wey we get make the place the try dey lively small ABEG🙏
Naija ohh 🇳🇬🇳🇬 I hail

[Igebotz]

@ Theoboy and @Obi theo una welcome oo be like una be ejima. See mak una use una head waka well nobe every u go chok mouth 4 mata, comot bodi 4 Meta just dey B&H dey hustle small small any money u hustle come here dash ur broda him go give u change too. No cari ur money giv oyibo if not shishi nobody go dash u 4 here.
Theoboy we node yan English 4 here save dat strength 4 campaigns

[Theoboy]

@ Theoboy dey hustle small small any money u hustle come here dash ur broda him go give u change too.

Na who suppose the tell who this one 🤣🤣
We wey jst the start but anyhow we go all make am🙇
Thanks for the advice abt meta

[Igebotz]

If u knw say u never collect 4 awuf kaikai 4 dis thread https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5289839.220 tap me idey run am 2secs...we go hapi laslas.nobe force o our pipo say man wey fuck dey hungry nodey comot G-string pant. @theoboy I hear ur cry no wahala we dey

[Theoboy]

If u knw say u never collect 4 awuf kaikai 4 dis thread https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5289839.220 tap me idey run am 2secs...we go hapi laslas.nobe force o our pipo say man wey fuck dey hungry nodey comot G-string pant. @theoboy I hear ur cry no wahala we dey

Thanks man
Anyhow we go make am