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June 28, 2020, 06:03:22 PM
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God made the world, China made the rest

I HATE TABLES I HATE TABLES I HA(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ TABLES I HATE TABLES I HATE TABLES
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June 29, 2020, 05:21:47 PM
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There's a rumor about butter but I won't spread it

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July 02, 2020, 12:29:12 PM
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With great power comes great electricity bill

I couldn't afford to pay my electricity bill in college. Those were dark times

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July 02, 2020, 01:13:14 PM
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^^^ Yabut. The Dark Lady could pay hers. Is this racism?


Dark Lady - Cher

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July 04, 2020, 10:02:38 AM
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Bill Gates has agreed to pay for Donald Trump’s wall... On the condition he gets to install windows

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If the world ends, I can not see you make a post in this forum doomsday certainly there but when it happened no man knows when it's going on a lot of films that frighten us so that we can focus on doing good deeds and helping people.


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July 07, 2020, 02:02:11 PM
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Becoming a vegetarian was a big missed steak

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July 08, 2020, 02:47:58 PM
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A man with authority walks into a bar and orders everyone a round

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July 08, 2020, 04:37:04 PM
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A man with authority walks into a bar and orders everyone a round

Then they all say they don't want the round, and they invest in Bitcoin instead.

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July 09, 2020, 08:05:25 PM
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I always knock on my refrigerator door before opening, just in case there's a salad dressing

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July 10, 2020, 06:03:15 PM
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My great grandfather was on Titanic, and as far as I know, he still is

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July 10, 2020, 07:42:36 PM
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Marriage is a great institution...



...if you want to live in an institution.


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July 11, 2020, 06:57:41 PM
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Dear Autocorrect! No one uses the word "ducking", absolutely no one

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July 13, 2020, 04:58:09 PM
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Life is full of complications, even when you're born, there's a string attached

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July 16, 2020, 08:17:33 PM
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It must suck to be a good vacuum cleaner

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July 19, 2020, 09:02:56 PM
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When I was older, I used to love playing around with time machines

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July 20, 2020, 08:48:31 PM
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I had to take a second job working in the bakery. I knead dough

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July 22, 2020, 09:10:03 AM
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I bought a boat half price... It was on sail

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People learn from history... Which is why you should always delete it

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