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September 20, 2020, 10:15:07 PM
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 My mailman has fallen into a coma... Letters pray |
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 This car will be used by Vin Diesel in next Fast & Furious movie. |
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September 22, 2020, 08:23:45 PM
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 My dog ate two Bibles last week... Holy shit |
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September 23, 2020, 08:01:15 PM
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 I come from a family of magicians, and I have two half sisters |
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September 25, 2020, 11:08:27 AM
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 I have a pet tree... It's like a pet dog, but the bark is quieter |
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September 26, 2020, 12:49:33 PM
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 I tried cooking with wine for the first time yesterday... After 5 glasses I forgot why I was in the kitchen |
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October 01, 2020, 07:44:41 PM
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 Tequila won't fix your life, but it's worth a shot |
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October 03, 2020, 08:53:56 PM
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 Finally!!! Some POSITIVE news from the White House |
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October 05, 2020, 03:30:00 PM
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 Old relationships are a lot like algebra... You look at your x and wonder y |
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October 06, 2020, 09:09:36 PM
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 Everyone hates lazy people even though they haven't done anything |
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October 07, 2020, 09:38:43 PM
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 I dropped my phone in the bath. It's syncing now |
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Bitcoin needs you!
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October 09, 2020, 10:55:20 AM |
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October 09, 2020, 05:58:18 PM
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October 10, 2020, 07:17:30 PM
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 Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run |
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October 17, 2020, 10:19:23 AM
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 Police were called to a daycare where a 3 year old was resisting a rest |
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October 18, 2020, 07:58:25 PM
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 We used to have empires run by emperors and kingdoms run by kings... Now we have countries |
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October 19, 2020, 08:05:28 PM
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 I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes... It's only a draft at the moment |
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October 23, 2020, 05:15:33 PM
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 Sitting down goes against everything I stand for |
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October 24, 2020, 08:39:45 PM
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 Anger management courses are all the rage now |
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October 27, 2020, 08:46:08 PM
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 My desire to stay well informed is at odds with my desire to stay sane |
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