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October 30, 2020, 07:11:02 PM
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I'm not very good at push-ups or pull-ups, but when it comes to fuck-ups...

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November 01, 2020, 03:17:43 PM
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A foolish man complains about a hole in his pocket, a wise man uses it to scratch his balls

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November 01, 2020, 10:31:26 PM
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A foolish man complains about a hole in his pocket, a wise man uses it to scratch his balls

How do you think the hole got there in the first place?     Huh

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November 02, 2020, 04:32:05 PM
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How do you think the hole got there in the first place?

You tell us?

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November 02, 2020, 05:06:29 PM
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How do you think the hole got there in the first place?

You tell us?

No, I not tell you. Do you think I am a mind reader?     Cool

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November 02, 2020, 05:27:47 PM
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How do you think the hole got there in the first place?

You tell us?

No, I not tell you. Do you think I am a mind reader?

Here we go again

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November 03, 2020, 11:39:55 AM
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Fishing is a jerk at one end of the line waiting for a jerk at the other end of the line

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November 04, 2020, 06:54:47 PM
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If you find me offensive, then I suggest you quit fucking finding me

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November 06, 2020, 04:52:33 PM
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America seems to be suffering from electile dysfunction

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November 07, 2020, 09:31:33 PM
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America seems to be suffering from electile dysfunction

On the other hand, who could have thought that two guys well into their 70's would maintain an election for so long?

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November 08, 2020, 04:41:28 PM
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People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point

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November 09, 2020, 06:09:09 PM
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Donald Trump got the full 2020 experience... Covid & unemployment

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November 10, 2020, 07:38:28 PM
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Biden says Melania can stay in the House

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November 11, 2020, 10:43:10 AM
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And so what if I can't spell Armageddon? It's not the end of the world!

Some people are obsessed with apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow
To me, more than a joke about the apocalypse it looks like one of Kenshiro's scenarios, you remember them? However it is not to be excluded it is a possible future we never know
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November 12, 2020, 10:02:01 AM
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https://i.imgur.com/3J0rGMP.jpg

Donald Trump got the full 2020 experience... Covid & unemployment


Why can't trump go to the white house anymore?

because its FOR BIDEN
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November 12, 2020, 11:17:07 AM
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Donald Trump got the full 2020 experience... Covid & unemployment


Why can't trump go to the white house anymore?

because its FOR BIDEN
Damn this really made me laugh  Grin Grin Grin

Did not see it coming to trump to be out of White house as it was For BIDEN hahaha









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November 12, 2020, 05:41:50 PM
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Say what you like about waitresses, but they bring a lot to the table

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November 13, 2020, 09:45:43 PM
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Communism will never work - it has too many red flags

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November 15, 2020, 09:21:11 PM
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Best assassins make a killing

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November 16, 2020, 08:23:34 PM
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Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake

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