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November 18, 2020, 09:57:06 PM
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 The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic |
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November 20, 2020, 07:13:57 PM
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 Keep calm and come first |
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November 23, 2020, 06:07:28 PM
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 Water is heavier than butane because butane is a lighter fluid |
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November 24, 2020, 08:17:04 PM
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 Don’t get bitter, just get better |
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November 25, 2020, 09:02:10 PM
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 An alarm clock going off is a time bomb |
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November 26, 2020, 09:36:09 PM
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 There's a "lie" in believe |
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December 02, 2020, 10:53:31 AM
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 How do you make holy water? You take water and boil the hell out of it! |
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December 03, 2020, 04:06:45 PM
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 For a limited time only, Walmart is giving away free stuff to anyone who can outrun security |
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Why can’t skeletons play church music?
They don’t have any organs.
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December 04, 2020, 07:33:18 PM
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 Just moved to Iraq and started a wrecker service, it's called camel tow |
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December 06, 2020, 11:57:53 AM
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 A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing and base jumping |
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December 07, 2020, 06:06:16 PM
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 I tried looking at life through the eyes of a child, but then the child wanted his eyes back |
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Bitcoin needs you!
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December 08, 2020, 11:56:14 AM |
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December 09, 2020, 08:09:00 AM
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 A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other |
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December 11, 2020, 09:39:03 AM
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 Never trust an electrician with no eyebrows |
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December 13, 2020, 10:22:26 AM
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 Tampax is rolling out a tampon with tinsel attached for the Christmas period |
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December 14, 2020, 03:52:24 PM
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 Boobs are in everyone's breast interest |
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December 15, 2020, 11:34:59 AM |
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I WAS WONDERING WHY THE BALL WAS GETTING BIGGER. THEN IT HIT ME !
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December 15, 2020, 11:57:35 AM
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 A new Hide & Seek world champion was officially declared MIA |
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December 16, 2020, 05:01:52 PM
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Shouldn't tank tops offer more protection? |
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