The Pun & Fun Thread

[deisik]

Pulling out is a miss conception

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Say what you like about coin collecting, but it's the only hobby where you end up saving money

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I finally fixed the hole in my sock, but now I can't get my foot into it

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I used to think I'd never become a ninja but now I'm shuriken

[DrWho42]

many people submitted applications for a twitch editor. i'm sure some will make the cut

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The writing on the wall was blurry, so I couldn’t read the room

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To cut a long story short, once upon a time

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Coffee really is not my cup of tea

[BADecker]

Say what you like about coin collecting, but it's the only hobby where you end up saving money

Those are bitcoins, not money.     

[deisik]

Those are bitcoins, not money

When money talks bullshit walks!

[BADecker]

Those are bitcoins, not money

When money talks bullshit walks!

Yabut, can it walk and chew gum at the same time it's talking?

[deisik]

Those are bitcoins, not money

When money talks bullshit walks!

Yabut, can it walk and chew gum at the same time it's talking?

Bullshit or money?

[deisik]

It's not the allegations that I have a problem with - it's the allegator

[BADecker]

It's not the allegations that I have a problem with - it's the allegator

I'm always waiting for your next one. They are so much fun. A lot of meat on those alligators. I hear they are good eating.

[deisik]

A lot of meat on those alligators. I hear they are good eating

Bon appétit!

[BADecker]

A lot of meat on those alligators. I hear they are good eating.

Bon appétit!

Don't eat this alligator. You'll become a second-hand cannibal.

[deisik]

Jeff Bezos is stepping down from Amazon, to spend more time with his money

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My earliest memory is going to a party with my dad and going home with my mom

[DrWho42]

that escalatored quickly

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Pickpocketing is mostly crowdfunded