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May 18, 2021, 09:17:35 PM
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I was delighted when someone stole my flashlight

Watching the sunrise really brightens my day

How many minutes, now? And you still can see?     Cool

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May 20, 2021, 06:21:20 PM
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Invention of the wheel is what got society rolling

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May 21, 2021, 03:22:51 PM
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Invention of the wheel is what got society rolling

On the other hand, the shovel was a groundbreaking invention

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May 21, 2021, 09:23:04 PM
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Invention of the wheel is what got society rolling

On the other hand, the shovel was a groundbreaking invention



"And bring the shovels!"

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May 23, 2021, 03:51:49 PM
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I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust

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May 26, 2021, 02:59:15 PM
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Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit... Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

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May 31, 2021, 09:54:17 AM
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Taking a dog named Shark to the beach was a mistake

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June 01, 2021, 12:24:38 AM
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Taking a dog named Shark to the beach was a mistake

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June 01, 2021, 06:00:47 AM
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And so what if I can't spell Armageddon? It's not the end of the world!

Some people are obsessed with apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow

The sun explodes and 'kisses' the planets goodbye, that is what they call an APOCALYPSE

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June 01, 2021, 06:09:26 AM
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I took up a job at a bakery, because I knead the dough, and hope everything pans out well Undecided Undecided

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June 01, 2021, 03:41:58 PM
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The invention of the wheel was revolutionary

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June 02, 2021, 07:58:24 PM
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The invention of the wheel was revolutionary

The invention of the permanent mechanical fasteners was equally riveting

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Silence is golden... Duct tape is silver!

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As long as she doesn't get you in the eye... she's still cute.     Grin

The bullet is in the eye of the beholder

Your ex doesn't miss me.     Grin

Cause you're dismissed?

Well, you're the ex. Was she the executionist who ex-ed you?

Nah, she keeps asking for another shot

My guess is, you're not within her range
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June 08, 2021, 07:03:21 AM
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https://i.imgur.com/Ql7zeZW.jpg

The plural of spouse is spice
No wonder diversity is the spice of life
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June 08, 2021, 09:49:26 AM
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Taking a dog named Shark to the beach was a mistake

Swimming with dolphins is expensive, but swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg

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June 08, 2021, 04:27:01 PM
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Taking a dog named Shark to the beach was a mistake

Swimming with dolphins is expensive, but swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg

What a job it would be for you to keep this thread alive if you had lost your head over the whole thing!

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June 11, 2021, 07:03:39 PM
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My girlfriend said I have no sense of direction so I packed my bags and right

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June 18, 2021, 04:37:22 PM
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Attractive nurses never get accurate pulse readings from their patients

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June 19, 2021, 01:00:25 AM
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Attractive nurses never get accurate pulse readings from their patients



No makeup wanted, to keep from having to makeup the pulse reading.

Of course, there is something to scared to death.

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