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June 21, 2021, 04:52:21 PM
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 Preemptive recursion is the way of the way |
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June 24, 2021, 09:24:03 AM
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 A crypto market crash is worse than a divorce... You lose half your money and your wife is still around |
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June 26, 2021, 07:01:33 PM
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 If your parachute doesn't deploy, you have the rest of your life to fix it Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect |
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 If your parachute doesn't deploy, you have the rest of your life to fix it Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect Watch the movie "Terminal Velocity" to get more understanding.  |
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June 27, 2021, 11:58:26 AM
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 I wish I had seen Mt Rushmore before it was carved, I heard it's natural beauty was unprecedented |
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June 28, 2021, 02:46:41 PM
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 Robots don't have brothers, they only have transisters |
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June 29, 2021, 07:26:42 PM
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 To whoever invented the number zero, thanks for nothing |
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July 01, 2021, 12:39:03 PM
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 I never knew I had so many faults until I got married |
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July 03, 2021, 03:57:07 PM
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 It’s hard to look good without glasses |
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July 04, 2021, 06:36:15 PM
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 If the heavyweight championship is undisputed, then what's all the fighting about? |
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July 05, 2021, 08:42:14 PM
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 I had a great joke about boxing but I forgot the punch line |
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July 08, 2021, 06:12:36 PM
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 Blessed are those who sit on pin, for they shall rise again |
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July 08, 2021, 09:22:20 PM |
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July 10, 2021, 08:55:04 AM
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 Got pretty drunk last night and took a bus home. Not a big deal, but I had never driven one before |
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July 12, 2021, 03:26:26 PM
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 My nephew got caught eating electrical cords, so my sister grounded him until he started to conduct properly |
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July 13, 2021, 05:33:23 PM
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 If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall |
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July 14, 2021, 06:24:54 PM
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 The Big Rip theory says the universe is going to end up in tears |
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July 15, 2021, 05:45:24 PM
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 A buttload of faulty tampons for sale – no strings attached! |
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July 17, 2021, 01:06:22 PM
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 We couldn't decide to have grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we just left her alone |
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