The Pun & Fun Thread

[Nwaokelz]

I'm certain this was written in Braille because I can feel it

[deisik]

I love my new electric fence, but my neighbor is dead against it

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Chinese children don't believe in Santa Claus because they make the toys

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If you think Omicron is bad, just wait until Megatron shows up

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I love my new electric fence, but my neighbor is dead against it

To learn the ropes, most people have to pee on the electric fence for themselves

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Don't hold your breath, I'm still chopping this forest down

[Nonso99]

https://i.imgur.com/HMK08I9.jpg

Don't hold your breath, I'm still chopping this forest down

This is really good

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If I ever find out the name of the surgeon who screwed up my limb transplant, I'll kill him with my bear hands

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After meeting at the job center, we became friends with benefits

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Bill Gates couldn’t save his own marriage and now he wants to save the world

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I recently joined a nudist community – the first week was the hardest

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I was shocked when I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof

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Some mornings I wake up bitchy, other mornings I let her sleep in

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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

[BADecker]

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

Is a Terminator laser line such a line?     

[deisik]

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

Is a Terminator laser line such a line?     

That's the point!

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Choosing cremation over burial is out of the box thinking

[Rizzrack]

Choosing cremation over burial is out of the box thinking

I was urning for a Schrodinger pun ... good thing the cat's out of the box !

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Musk is backing out of buying Twitter, but we all know that with 9+ kids he never pulls out

[deisik]

For those of you with paranoia – you are not alone