The Pun & Fun Thread

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I promised my farmer friend to get his cows hooked on weed – the stakes have never been higher

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At night, I used to lie in my twin's bed and wonder where my brother was

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69% of people find something dirty in everything they read

While one fifth of people are just too tense!

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Mike Tyson is so religious that he punches people in the faith

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I had a fear of heights, but I rose above it

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Time travel ain't what it will have been

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A boomerang with teeth will come back to bite you!

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Overthinking something is not the same as thinking it over

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A boomerang with teeth will come back to bite you!

I threw it five years ago, it never came back and now I live in constant fear

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I once ran a demolition business, but it all came crashing down

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Before I met my wife I was incomplete, now I'm finished

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My grandpa's got a viagra addiction... Grandma's taking it the hardest

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When I asked my new girlfriend when her birthday was, she said March 1st, so I walked round the room and asked her again

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To all those who feel they've been borrowed without their permission, remember – you are not a loan

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Blonde jokes are one-liners for brunettes to remember them

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I used to be addicted to soap, but I am clean now

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Laughter is the best medicine unless you have broken ribs

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I don't trust stairs – they are always up to something