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November 02, 2023, 07:40:06 AM
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Claustrophobia: the fear of Santa Claus

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November 03, 2023, 07:58:41 PM
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Seems like people have been dying lately that have never died before

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November 07, 2023, 10:48:49 AM
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Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience

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November 07, 2023, 03:20:53 PM
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I once had a boyfriend in kindergarten. Then he got fired
When you're the admin, you finds a better one. Probably over-hyped quality.

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November 07, 2023, 03:25:07 PM
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Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience
When you stays alive to see new dawns where today becomes yesterday and tomorrow becomes today while tomorrows is unsure.

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November 08, 2023, 04:21:43 PM
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Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on forever

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November 10, 2023, 04:19:19 PM
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I'll meet you at the corner, said one wall to the other

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November 10, 2023, 06:43:16 PM
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Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on forever

In this case, the mathematician has become unhinged... her mouth, anyway.

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November 11, 2023, 05:34:43 PM
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How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg!

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November 12, 2023, 03:36:03 PM
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Cosmetic surgery used to be taboo, but today no one raises an eyebrow

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November 13, 2023, 02:34:53 PM
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I'm writing a step-by-step guide on how to avoid elevators

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November 13, 2023, 06:12:29 PM
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I was gonna tell a time travelling joke but you guys didn't like it

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November 13, 2023, 06:35:02 PM
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If your biggest fear is to speak in front of a crowd, you'd rather be in the casket than do the eulogy

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November 14, 2023, 05:17:00 PM
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The thesaurus is a kind of dinosaur with the biggest vocabulary

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November 17, 2023, 09:11:50 PM
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Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find

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November 18, 2023, 02:53:22 AM
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My ex still misses me but her aim is starting to improve
You will think she misses you while she's getting shattered somewhere else 😂
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November 18, 2023, 05:45:33 PM
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I had a really funny joke to share, but autocorrect ruined the lunchtime

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November 19, 2023, 01:46:56 PM
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The worst part of being an egg is that you only get laid once

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November 20, 2023, 08:31:11 PM
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Life without love is meaningless... Love without life is necrophilia

There’s a necrophiliac on the loose, look alive folks!

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November 22, 2023, 01:59:18 PM
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When a cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows, I said "Sure, that's 20 cows"

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