Wood Collectors Bitcoin Art

[WoodCollector]

Completed works by clients who are happy to share.

"The Hive" - Commissioned by: Blazedout419
"Transcendence" - Commissioned by: ducatitalia
"Diletto De Bitcoin" - Commissioned by: Anonymous (He backed out after work was started)
"Mazuma" - Purchased By: Pistachio "8" Physical Bitcoin (1 of 10 )
"Mt. Smokey" - An entry level artistic Bitcoin Water Pipe
"Butterfly Effect" - A beautiful art piece in the form of a Butterfly labs dildo
"Claire" - An artistic wood waterfall waterpipe
"Unity" - 10.75" physical Bitcoin (2 of 10 ) Commissioned by ukcrypto
"Königlich" - 11.25" Physical Bitcoin (3 of 10) Commissioned by IronMarvel
"Meta" - Purchased By: Pistachio - 11" physical Bitcoin ( 4 of 10 )
"Culture Cultivation" - An artistic representation of Satoshi's Genesis Block.
"Monica" -  Another beautiful Bitcoin Water Pipe
"Resolute" - 11.5" Physical Bitcoin ( 5 of 10 )
"Morning Calm" - 11" Physical Bitcoin (6 of 10)

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If you would like to commission your own art piece please message me with the basic details of what you are looking for and your budget and we can work together to make something happen for you.


I am a luxury artist who caters to upscale clientele and i create one of a kind luxurious art pieces from some of the rarest and most exotic woods on the planet. I recently found myself in love with Bitcoin and thought to myself one day that buying exotic woods from around the world without all the headache of brokers and wire transfers was exactly the kind of thing Bitcoin was meant for so i started a thread which shockingly got an amazing response from the community and have been able to acquire quite a lot of wood from this forum.

In the search for wood one of our beloved forum members inquired about my art and commissioned the creation of a beautiful Bitcoin artwork and it has just snowballed from there. Below you will find basic information and a Q&A to help you along the way if you wish to commission your own Bitcoin art piece.



Q: What kind of wood can i have something made from?

A: If it exists on this planet i have access to it. It does not matter if it is protected, endangered or practically non existent. I have access to foresters, brokers, and a swarm of people who can obtain anything i need legally for me with forestry permits and import documents.

Q: What kinds of things can you make?

A: If you can dream it, i can make it. So far the popular trend seems to be "BTC" symbols with art carvings, but i have made Water Pipes, a lamp, a dildo, and a square art carving. The question is not "can you make _____________" it is how long will it take to get ______________ done.

Q: How much does it cost?

A: As i do not use my brand on my Bitcoin pieces i charge much less for them. The average piece starts at $500 and so far has went up to $88,000 for a Bitcoin art piece. You just tell me what you want, and what your budget is and we will find a way to put a gorgeous Bitcoin art piece on display in your home or office.

Q: How long will it take to get my piece?

A: Pieces are first come first serve and it depends on how many people have commissioned an art piece in front of you. If you have something in mind contact me with your ideas or concept, let me know what kind of wood you want it made from and i will let you know when i can have it delivered to you.

Q: If i commission an art piece does that mean everyone is going to know?

A: No, some of my clients from this forum wished to keep quite on their artwork, Others were happy to share it for all to see. If you wish to keep things quiet about the work you want to commission to have done, just let me know and it is not a problem.

[james.lent]

Those are some really stunning pieces man .. keep up the great work

[WoodCollector]

Those are some really stunning pieces man .. keep up the great work

Thanks James, I appreciate the kind words.

[WoodCollector]

Very talented guy here with a vast infrastructure of wood sources.
Awesome work and great guy...keep it up. 

Thanks Segvec, i look forward to working on your piece in the future and will have you some photos over within a few weeks 

[WoodCollector]

I have received a lot of inquires about doing Bitcoin art water pipes over the past 3 days. In order to cut back on time and cost i would like to do them all at once so i can turn out all the blanks on the lathe in one day so i do not have to keep going back and fourth. Doing it this way can knock about $100 off the cost of each Water Pipe so if you would like to order a Bitcoin art Water Pipe please contact me by Friday November 28th.

Thanks

[WoodCollector]

Just got shipping confirmation on a BEAUTIFUL Purpleheart specimen from Guyana. Its just screaming to be turned into BTC art pieces i can hear it talking to me all the way from Guyana. These pieces will be a beautiful Purple color with tight grain. I should have enough wood to make 2 separate pieces or a matching set.

Message me with your design ideas and i can make you your very own Luxury BTC art carving for between $650 and $900 depending on how much detail you want. The wood should be here by the weekend and i should be able to have you your piece by the second week of December. Just in time for that beautiful Christmas gift for the purest of Bitcoin enthusiasts.

[WoodCollector]

The Purpleheart will be in by Friday. Still plenty of time to get something special for that special someone for the holiday season. Does not have to be bitcoin related if you don't want it to be. I can make anything you can dream up.

[WoodCollector]

Will be away from the computer until Friday 11/28/14 for the thanksgiving holiday. Please be patient in waiting for a reply to your messages if you send one between now and then.

[WoodCollector]

Back in the shop and taking orders. I hope you all had a happy holiday.

[WoodCollector]

Back in the shop and taking orders.

[james.lent]

Any eye candies for us yet mate ? cant wait to see more of those awesome carvings 

[STT]

Not to be too morbid but would you make an entire coffin if someone requested a design ?   I have heard of extremely elaborate designs in one particular African country as its part of their culture so I just wondered how big do your pieces go.

A quick google, the country is Ghana

[WoodCollector]

Any eye candies for us yet mate ? cant wait to see more of those awesome carvings  

Working on a few Bitcoin themed water pipess at the moment should have the first one posted by next Friday. Can only do the smaller ones that are ordered right now as i need a bigger lathe to do the large water pipes people are asking for. Need to sell a few more art pieces before i can order the new lathe, my wife grounded me from buying new toys as i bought $80,000 in tools this year already.. She said " If you sell enough pieces to those Bitcoin people to pay for it then fine, but otherwise you can wait until next year "

Also working on an 8" physical Bitcoin this week as well. It's a huge amount of carving though so it might take a while to get that one done but it will be beautiful.

Not to be too morbid but would you make an entire coffin if someone requested a design ?   I have heard of extremely elaborate designs in one particular African country as its part of their culture so I just wondered how big do your pieces go.

A quick google, the country is Ghana

Yes, i would and have before. I made one last year that took 9 months to finish and was made of Gabon Ebony, African Blackwood, Padauk, and Red Indian Mahogany. I also make very detailed Urns, some out of "spirit woods" or wood that is believed in some cultures to have mystic powers. Urns are some of the things i am commissioned to make the most by clients.

[WoodCollector]

A sneak peak at a work in progress for those of you whom keep messaging me about the "process".



A Bitcoin Waer pipe made from Brown Mallee Burl, African Padauk, and Purpleheart (yet to be added on at this point). Once it is turned it will be getting the art carved into it.

Dont forget to donate to the new lathe fund @ 1LatheNNRsWhSZBcFvXpkZd1P3Wz4yA3Vz so i can start making the larger size Water Pipes for those of you whom are inquiring about having one made. Otherwise i have to wait until the first of the year per my Wife's orders to purchase it.

[WoodCollector]

New art piece added and listed for sale!!!

Mazuma - 8" round 2" thick physical bitcoin weigh in at 12 pounds

[WoodCollector]

Another piece added and listed for sale

"Mt Smokey" - The bitcoin water pipe

[dumbchump]

Another piece added and listed for sale

"Mt Smokey" - The bitcoin bong

Do you have a website?

[WoodCollector]

Another piece added and listed for sale

"Mt Smokey" - The bitcoin water pipe

Do you have a website?

No not yet, outside the bitcoin community part of what makes my art sought after is that i have no phone number, i have no website, i have no e-mail. If a person wants to commission me to create an artwork, they have to know someone who knows me which only happens if they know someone who has one of my art pieces. It has been that way for a decade now. My art has has never been commercial or about business.

For the Bitcoin community i am working with a few different people on getting something put together for people to browse, not really an online store, more just a gallery of past Bitcoin related pieces where people can get ideas for what they want created. 95% of my works are commissioned directly by the client even in the Bitcoin community. It is not very often that i am able to just make something i want to make and list it for sale so i really do not have any inventory to speak of. If there is something specific you were looking for or had in mind, just message me with what it is you would like and i am certain we can make it happen.

[spazzdla]

Is "Mt smokey" a bong?!?!?!?!!?

If/when BTc hits 2k... you are going to make me one ?!?!  I pay good price lol.

[WoodCollector]

Is "Mt smokey" a bong?!?!?!?!!?

If/when BTc hits 2k... you are going to make me one ?!?!  I pay good price lol.

Mt. Smokey is a "WATER PIPE" and yes whenever you want i can make you one to order.