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I'm sure this won't count as proof to many of you, the proof you need is my corpse.  Alas, this is all I can offer you at this time.

https://i.imgur.com/CpNkI0x.jpg

I drew this about two years ago, I didn't draw much, but I was able to pull this one off.

You have the choice to believe what I say or continue doubting.  I'm sharing this because I want as many people to believe when my time does come, for the transition will be easier among everyone.

Plus, if you believe in my death, you will believe in the enormous BTC price spike that goes along with it.  It will be after 4/20, now is a good time to buy BTC.

Man, you are nuttier than squirrel shit.

Worth repeating.

Twice.

Dank I am glad you found something you can do.

Only Jesus could have drawn that.   :o
I will now follow dank.
Instruct me oh Lord. How do I serve thee? 

With enough submissions, Dank could put on an Art Show, where all is for sale, but only bitcoins are accepted as payment.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new Jesus!

Pay your debt.

My previous statement saying dank should be a philosopher, was wrong. He is an artist.

Yes!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_oR0cNYz6ao/TvWS6PBRIuI/AAAAAAAAAvw/oJ_advOrN6E/s1600/Guitar+art+%25288%2529.jpg

That's pushing the definition.

Yeah, sorry it's not the proof you were looking for, but do consider that I spent very little time practicing drawing.  I spent most of my days playing counter strike source or learning about the world online, or weed.

CS:S on Steam, right?

Dank, natural artistic talent is not an indication that you are the Messiah.

It might be an indication that you should study art, though.

Your carpet is pixelated.

The photo was taken back when Youtube was not even HD lol.

And if I'm not mistaken, the carpet is supposed to look that way. ;)

Chyea. Black Terror was the name.

You're correct myrkul, but one would think the messiah would have some form of artistic talent.  When you look at the big picture of what's happened, you may find an indication that I'm the messiah of this time.

Thought that was David Koresh? No? Jim Jones? Charles Manson? All have made the same claim.

3/10


boooooooooooo......

I love Counter-strike 1.4 -1.6 I am not into it any more. Any jesus that plays CS sounds good to me.

Except one major difference, the only person I'm instructing you to kill is myself, just to prove to you I can come back to earth.

It's what I want with my life, many people believe in Jesus, many people believe in heaven.  It only takes one to believe me and kill me, even if only a chance.  Fortunately, I know the Central Intelligence Agency (aka criminals in action) has plenty of intelligence about the second coming of Christ, otherwise I wouldn't have seen them sitting in cars in front of my parents house 5+ times while I was in school.

Do me a favor, and before you do anything drastic, write the whole story down, 'k? I'm sure we'll all love to read it.

So... after the whole "I'm Jimi Hendrix' whiter and less non talented second coming", you're Jesus because you drew something two years ago?

:effort:

OMG I love old Cstrike too! Played from late beta stages (Beta 7.1) and playing version 1.6 now. And Half-Life and the amazing multiplayer of Opposing-Force with bots, players and all weapons from OP4 singleplayer!

I always wanted to run server of old Half-life modifications like cstrike 1.3 - 1.5 and HL mods like original Team Fortress. Maybe I will take time and install all the games on some server. I still have all necessary install files and mods for these games.

Dank: Can you give me a quote on your picture? Seriously, it'd be a fun thing to own.

How much Dank scammed? Maybe he can make psychedelic art and sell it for BTC to pay back to people he scamed? The first thing required for such art is very favorite thing to Dank, he only needs to draw what he sees.

CS 1.4 was very short lived here. The 1.3 was very popular in cyber clubs and lanparties and then it jumped to 1.5 and 1.6

I have several favorite cstrike maps, de_arizona cs_arabstreet cs_backalley cs_disco_night and 200 others in my maplist. Made waypoints for POD-bots on unpopular but great maps such as de_waterfall. Schooled one friend making good waypoints as well.

I miss the Windows98 years running AMD K6-2 and RIVA TNT2 Ultra; K7 750 and GF3 Ti550
I will sort out my problems and then I will set up the servers. They don't take much resources on server after all and it will not cost me anything once the hardware are assembled.

Dude, you're talking to the wrong guy. I'm his agent, for Dank can't be bothered while in the muse.

The price is $200 USD, and if you really want to know, my fee is only 10%. The bitcoins come to my wallet, whereupon I pay Dank sans my fee, and it's up to him as to what he'll do with the bitcoins once they're in his control. I'm not responsible for any of his debts, for I'm just his agent, only making sure that he receives prevailing price for his Art.

~Dank's Agent~

As the laughably misquoted saying goes, "Dank is Dank. Jesus is Jesus. If Dank is Jesus, then Milk is a scammer".

They laughed at the real Jesus for claiming to be the son of God.  :-[

Hell, I still do.  :D

I've thought I was Jesus before many times.

Drugs are bad for you. Try stopping. You will face clarity.  It feels good.

Also, the real Jesus will not brag about it.

I agree that there is the 2nd coming of Jesus happening right now, but its not you. Please trust me.

Well?  Where he at?  I don't see anybody else volunteering to sacrifice theirself.

Anyways, you are Jesus. We're all the same being as Jesus, the same soul.  Jesus just figured it out before anybody and shared it to everyone he could in his reality.  When you learn the truth, you have the choice to become Jesus of your reality and spread the truth, or not.

We all evolve to the same awareness level as Jesus.

Why wouldn't the new Jesus claim to be Jesus?  If people didn't know he was Jesus, his crucifixion wouldn't change very much.

NEW GAME: guess what dank is on this time and win bitcoins.


(no, i won't pay.)

No, no, no... that was last time. This time is a different plan.

Ouch!

You should have look at the works of Austin Osman Spare. He really did slouch towards Bethlehem

Dank, I have grown to like you.  I still hope to see you pay squall back.

So what's the plan?  Earth has to become heaven this time around, so what could be done to trigger such a thing?

When I took 60 hits of LSD and was possessed by god for a day, I learned what must be done.  First, I walked.  Plan was to walk around the earth and communicate the concept of love to everyone who crosses my path, for they will spread it to the remainder of the populace.  I walked 10 miles towards Cali.

This gave me an understanding on what Jesus did, I wasn't raised with religion and I hadn't read any of the bible.

I was able to integrate what I learned into society.  Jesus doesn't have to walk this time around, for we have the internet.  The task remains, how can you get seven billion people to believe in the same thing?  How can you get everyone to believe in eternal life?

Only one way, someone must die and come back to life, proof.

On 60 hits of LSD, a void in consciousness was formed, my car ran solely on consciousness, with no gas for several minutes.  My friends and I have experienced this before, when a large lamp fell without any force acting upon it.  My weed dealer and his friend saw their iPhone floating in the air.  Impossibilities do happen, only when there is no negativity to doubt the occurrence.

So what better way to bring upon an impossibility of making life heaven than to assemble a ginormous music festival, get everybody on the same level of belief and resurrect the guy that died and shared the plan in the first place?

Really, convince me there's another way, then I won't have to die.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation+1&version=NIV

I read that passage in the psych ward.  How does it propose a process of removing negativity from earth?

Keep reading.

Dank, for the love of you, please write a book. If you want to pay back anyone that you owe $ too, I'm sure nearly everyone on the forums would buy a book by you about whatever it is you do. I would want the first copy though.

Yes, this.

If possible, just take lots of drugs and empty your mind and do what is known as glossolalia - or speaking in tongues.

There are a few books that have been written like this, the most famous of which would be the Voynich Manuscript - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voynich_manuscript

Has anyone bothered to meet dank in person yet (you fucking pussies)? I think it'd be entertaining to at least prove if he's really this insane or just another scammer mocking losers on the forum for giving him free money he has no intention of ever paying back.

Dank, if you can draw, why don't you draw on Etsy, DeviantArt, etc and earn back the money you stole?

Acid is amazing stuff.

It can make running out of gas and breaking a lamp into meeting god.

Too bad its all a deception.

60 hits!!!! Mother of God! You are going to ruin your brain man. In fact this thread makes me think you already have. 

Very likely.  :-\

No, SON of god, can't you read?

I mean, look at it this way. He's either jesus or not. Thats a 50% chance. Pretty good IMO

Is nobody but me shocked, that he admits to have been driving while on Acid?

IMO everyone should have complete responsibility over his own body, but as soon as you step into a car while intoxicated you endanger other people as well.

Dank, I hope this is not true, you always talk your wired stuff about love, while at the same time forcing the dangers of intoxicated driving onto other people?

Guys, the way I see it, there are two options. Either Dank is or isn't Jesus. Now with 50/50 odds like those, I think I'll at least keep an open mind.

Is an accident victim less dead because the other driver was sober?

It's less likely that there is an accident at all. That's just the point.

Can't believe that you actually asked this question. That's just ridiculous.

Intoxicated driving is the basically the same as smoking while carrying flammable materials through a crowded area (a little bit exaggerating), you willingly put extra danger on uninvolved people only for you own convenience.

I have nothing against people driving or being intoxicated, but doing it at the same time is just morally weak.

But an accident did not occur. That's the point. No person is harmed as a result of his actions, and if someone had been, they would be no less or more harmed if he had been sober.

I have no regrets that I drove 140 mph on 60 hits of liquid LSD.  (probably 40 at the time I was driving).  Just as I don't regret racing a motorcycle 100 mph on the beach road my fourth time doing acid.

LSD increases your awareness, it's not to be compared to the plethora of drugs, like alcohol, that reduce your awareness.

But that's just me.  You should have seen me on the bike, weaving through cars at 120. :)

Salty, The Tale of Dank is a WIP.   I'm actually writing about the 60 hit experience now.  I wasn't planning on selling it though, I want it to be shared, as with everything.

Offer it on a donation model, and funnel all the donations to those who have given to you in the past. That way, you can give, and give back at the same time.

That's exactly the same argumentation I could use for driving with my eyes closed if I actually make it to my destination.

It's just unnecessary danger you force on other people.

Precisely why I avoid driving anyway.  One false move and it's the hospital or the morgue.

By that logic, simply getting on the road in the car is unnecessary danger you're forcing on other people.

Everyone knows (or at least should know) that driving is dangerous.

You risk you live and the lives of others every time you step into a car.

But there is a basically an agreement between all participants to stick to certain rules, like only driving on a given speed in certain areas (we have f.e. areas with no speed limit at all, when I enter them I know on what I'm about to participate (ever driven 230 dank?  ;D)), have you car checked for defects each two years, have you lights on at night, not drive while high, etc.

Driving while high breaks one of this agreement and it's not like you are forced to drive, if you don't like this than don't participate.

Doing it anyway is just irresponsible.

Hey look, I found an image of dank.

https://i.imgur.com/bNI8b58.gif

Exactly. If you are not willing to accept that risk, then you should not get on the road. People drive intoxicated, high, tired, with bald tires, etc, all the time. Drive (or not) accordingly.

I wish they'd give licenses to speed and special lanes for it as well. That'd be a tax I wouldn't mind paying.

They can't pull us all over if we all speed.

Unawareness is the only danger when driving.  Plenty of studies show that drivers are less likely to get in an accident while high on cannabis, you drive safer.

Speeding isn't dangerous if you're aware, only of you're not.

If there where extra lanes for driving high I would be perfectly OK with it, than I would know what I'm getting at when entering them.

Even in a stateless society where roads would be privately owned, there would be certain rules applied to driving (like a sign "With entering this road you agree to drive by the Standard driving rules, as can be found here [QR-Code]).

But besides, take it as you will, butting this extra danger on other people only for you one convenience is IMO still morally weak.

Because intoxicated people are world renowned for their ability to stick to their lane?

Also, lol, making people point and shoot a cell at a moving target, then reading a lengthy TOS while driving.

Edit: Somehow messed up something with the quotes  :P

Message:
Let's not get this into a pointless discussion about details, you understood what I was getting at.

I think I understand. I know I'm morally strong. There are different levels of danger and with peace and understanding we can make this world a safer place.

It's only your perspective, I feel safer driving high.  I've gotten in 3 accidents sober, one high.  And yes, I drove high most of the time.

Source?

it's relative. Stoned is a lot safer than drunk. I hesitate to say safer than sober, but you do know you're fucked up, and drive more carefully accordingly, while alcohol induces false confidence.
A couple of interesting studies:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2594907
http://medicalxpress.com/news/2011-11-medical-marijuana-laws-traffic-deaths.html

myrkul, I don't doubt what you're saying, especially if it's coming from your own experiences, what I doubt is what dank is saying which was literally:

Plenty of studies show that drivers are less likely to get in an accident while high on cannabis

I'd like to see even one of those studies.

Relative to alcohol, see the second study. Relative to sober, however, I doubt. Unless you're really friggin' nervous, and a little of the ganj calms you down.

Given the choice of driving next to a drunk, a stoner, an all-nighter, or a road-rager, I'll pick the stoner. He's simultaneously calm and paranoid, two things which are very important for safe driving. (A calm, paranoid, sober driver would probably be better, though)

This is the point I was missing apparently. I hadn't seen where Dank agreed that driving *sober* is proven safest. As an ex-pilot, a drifter, and a motorcycle owner, I can say I absolutely cannot understand a lack of sobriety in people while operating a vehicle at fast speeds. It's not "fun" or "adventurous". It's unnecessarily reckless, like not wearing a helmet or eye protection (preferably full face helmet) on a motorcycle. It only takes one beetle or pebble to the face at 120mph to realize that one.

That you are full of hilariously idiotic ideas?


Oh god, you just opened up a Pandora's Box of stupid. He'll quote the abstract from whatever studies he finds more or less support his delusions and will defend that interpretation as the word of god. Oh right, he's god now too.

God and Jesus are just states of mind.  I have experienced both. While sober.

Blowjobs are great, aren't they?

Like the government does?

Basically, yeah.

2/10

The difference being the government says you can't, I say you can.  Im proof you can do it, because I've done it.

you've done what?

It. You know, It.

Seriously, though, I think he's talking about driving really fast, really stoned.

Stolen people's money and made up stories about a supposed journey for spiritual enrichment (e.g. LSD) that lead him to believe he was Jesus, and Jesus gets to pay debts by self righteous suicide. Duh.

I feel like the whole world is getting smarter, but we're still not there yet.

Haven't stolen people's money, I had one transaction fail with one client, it wasn't intentional and I had no way to earn the money back once I was out.  I got beat for $500 of mdma on multiple occasions at the time, I took this as a sign that I would no longer need money for my journey for the end was near.  And it almost was, I was almost killed near the Lincoln Theater in Raleigh.

Squall will get everything he lost and more back.

Matt, would you prefer to have heaven on earth now, or would you prefer to wait for dank to earn what like 50 BTC that will lose it's value regardless in the long run?

When it means you can have everything in the universe, without money, it doesn't seem like such a bad trade.

no matter how you think of it, you're still a scammer.  Squall didn't agree to change the terms of the trade.  I'm pretty sure he wants his BTC now.

Sometimes I almost but not quite understand something dank writes. Then as quickly as it came this fleeting understanding of dank's abyssal zone of madness disappears and I am left thinking that he is, in the common parlance, just stupid.

I mean "dank" as a user name? When I hear the word "dank" I think of a fat man with a sweaty smelly and dank bumcrack.

Dank is one of a million nicknames for cannabis.

As someone who can personally  remember a drug addled burnout state very similar to what dank is in currently, it is easy for me to recognize the sort of tortured logic he enjoys.  He is fortunate and also unfortunate to be an optimist. I am like him. Many of my buddies were not.

As a glass half full guy I made the same kinds of joyous misconnections about things like breaking lamps or running on empty before running out of gas.  My more negative friends would sort of see darkness everywhere instead.  Ironically they were able to stop destroying their ability to think clearly earlier as it was less fun.  The trap for a guy like dank is to actually believe he is finding some subjective truth and continue this destructive path long enough for too much water to have gone under the bridge to find a clear way back.

He wouldn't be the first pitiful ruined burnout ever produced by LSD, MDMA, and the likes.  And the chances are fairly good he ends up addicted to one of the more difficult to quit drugs like meth, opiates, or even just good old alcohol before the journey ends.

I wish I could help him... But in his current frame of mind he can only hear me as negative not the 45 year old man who has gained some bit of wisdom over the years...

Dank, if you keep going it turns out bad.  Stop now while you can save some of who you really are.

lol... before you corrected it, I actually spent a few seconds trying to figure out what was so special about Michigan water that would enable it to help him.  :D

@cAPSLOCK, well stated brother.
Dank, you talk a lot about love and peace. That is a wonderful message and something to be admired. Please bring it to the real world now and show us that peace can exist without the drugs.

"I'll keep taking these payday loans out and the universe will provide."

In that case, why didn't the universe provide directy? Are you just bad at making a budget?


Geez, if you stub your toe when getting up in the morning do you predict a hurricane will destroy the East Coast?


Surely not because you are going to pay him back though. You're just saying this to yourself to feel less bad about robbing someone.


Maybe, but you've been harping that tune for how long now? Ain't going to happen...

Surebet, I'm still alive.  The tune doesn't play until I die.

And, according to you, nobody actually dies, so I guess the fat lady remains silent, eh?

Yes and no.  I'll actually die in this world, but my soul will be living on and on.  Death is a transition not an end.

Dank. Your such a troll.

Nah, just a kid with self-serving delusions who will forever leach his subsistance from his family and the state.

I know of treasure trolls...
http://scienceblogs.com/purepedantry/wp-content/blogs.dir/454/files/2012/04/i-472680051a79e477513c0de304acf691-troll3u.JPG

And bridge trolls...
http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/bridge_troll.jpg

But what's a "such a troll," why does Dank have one, and what is it doing? Finish your sentences, man!

Dank, you should read cAPSLOCK's post. It has a lot of wisdom in it. I think I'm done with drugs and I'm very afraid of relapsing. You won't see the benefits of being sober until you try it. Just please trust me and try going sober for a little while. You might have to go to the mental hospital or jail or something and it will seem like torture at first, but its well worth it in the long run.

People talk about the same spiritual insights I have received and many will tell you the same thing, reality hit them.  I believe we live in a collective reality, transitioning from a negative reality of limitations to a positive reality of infiniteness.

I will believe in positive realities until the negative realities converge against the positives.  I will believe in myself until the day I die.  If I wasn't stubborn enough to believe everything, someone else would do the same thing.

OMG, dude, do you even read the shit you write anymore?

Sometimes.  It all comes from the heart so I know it to be true.

Spoken like a true illogical religious nutcase.

FTFY

anti-psychotics block LSD, how is dank going to be jesus if he isn't psychotic/tripped out?

Anti psychotics block out all types of energy from your brain.  Shit is not natural, it closes your mind.  Neither is LSD, but it is a compound similar to the natural psilocybin with a much reduced toxic effect.  Humans have the capability to survive off that shit, who needs food when you can channel infinite energy?  Look at a picture of Albert Hoffman and tell me LSD didn't help make that man have one happy ass, fulfilling life.

All positive statements are true, for they're positive.  The universe is infinite, all positives exist.

you can be jesus when you're sober. In fact, I thought I was jesus once and I got the best high of my life without taking any drugs. This high was amazing.  It was something that I know drugs couldn't reproduce.  I wish I could smoke weed but I am on drug tests.  I got clean before I was ever on drug tests though. I flushed a lot of different drugs down the toilet after a long psychedelic binge.

Dank, don't be a pussy. Try being sober, you'll be glad you did.

What type of energy?


No. LSD and psilcybin are not related compounds. LSD is more closely related to the hallucinogenic rye fungus that caused mass outbreaks of religious hysteria when people were still mostly agrarian. Clearly you enjoy drugs but can't actually be bothered to learn anything about them.


Albert Hoffman did eat food.


The above statement is provably false.


Probably true, but non-sequitur.

Kentrolla, I've gone long without psychedelics or weed, I just don't see the point in abstaining from something used beneficially.  I was planning on dying on 10+ hits of LSD, why should I die sober?  Seriously, I've been contemplating this.

Organofcorti, love.  We break energy down into types by what we can measure but it's all the same.  The point being anti-psychotics channels you less energy, LSD channels more energy through your brain.

They are not chemically similar, but they are spiritually similar.  They're both psychedelics that connect you to your mind by decreasing your ego, the difference being that you must ingest 10 mg of psilocybin while you ingest less than 1 mg of LSD.  From a consumption standpoint, you are consuming less material for greater effects.

Never said he didn't eat food.  Guess it doesn't matter though, humans wouldn't have to eat if they all believed love was enough alone, LSD or not.

Say, you sound like a gent with his wits about him. I've got a dandy perpetual motion machine for sale that's sure to be right up your alley!

Yes, the revolving force of the negative world will not let us act as an organism easily.  Certain events must take place to evolve and connect humans before they all believe in the possibilities of infinite love.  Getting one point of consciousness is one thing, even a few isn't so bad.  But dealing with a group ego of 7 billion+ people, it takes more than words to get everyone to understand, it takes proof.

Jesus was famous for the miracles yeah?

heal pirates heart and cause him to pay everyone back!

Make the mtgox price of bitcoins drop to 50 cents for four years

make it rain everywhere in the world at the same time

dank!

I tried LSD just now and you're absolutely right! I saw a vision from god and he told me that I am Jesus and that dank is the false messiah! He told me that love and happiness will only come once you get off the forums and pay back the money you stole!

It must be true because it's positive and a lamp fell over behind me without anyone touching it!!11

well I just ingested 150mg of DMT, 1.2mg of 25i and 3g cannabis and a black cat told my inner child that all claims to be jesus need to be filed with a Y4T form before they can be processed

^^Actually makes more sense than the average dank thread.

https://i.imgur.com/uuPFOB4.png
Your claimed souls call to me.

I wish trips were like that, god just told you exactly what you need to know in perfect english.  It's more of feeling and finding meaning in metaphors, like for example, I had a trip that I must stop eating.  Well, it's not just eating that's must end, it's ego.  I know I won't get my girl back until my world is nothing but love, something that cannot happen without A) earth becoming heaven (fat chance while I'm alive) or B) my death.

Trips to church are like that for some people. Do you think they're crazy? Do you think they don't actually hear god's voice? You believe you're Jesus but you don't believe people can hear God? What an asshole.

Sounds to me like your relationship with god is faked. Everyone knows god speaks in tongues to real believers. I think you're a phony, I can hear god every day talk to me. Just yesterday he said "Push that grandma down the stairs" so I did. I will have a special place in heaven because I listened to him. God's message was truth and love too because I believe it, and belief is positive so it's true.

FTFY.


Although some here might think B would cause A (because you wouldn't be around to scam and annoy anyone anymore), I think A already happens for many people, and the fact that you can't even get there without chickening out and killing yourself proves how fucked up you are. My life and my world is heaven to me. I am at peace. If you're not, killing yourself won't help that, that's a pussy's way out. That's what people do when they fuck up huge and can't fix it so they make up a reasoning that "when I'm gone, the world will be better because of it". Tell us dank, are you sorry that you're a scammer who uses everyone's money you borrow to buy LSD? Is that why you want to kill yourself?

I'll tell you a secret. If you can pay back your debts and treat people with respect, you'll know the secret to life, happiness, love and peace, and it has nothing to do with death or consumables (drugs included).

Oh wow, so basically this boils down to stupid teenage love bullshit. Say dank, have you considered becoming something more than a worthless human sponge? It might help make you more attractive to the fairer sex.

Dank, now that the world has changed, you should try going sober. It will probably be rough at first. Just don't kill yourself and know that happiness is on the horizon.

Lol wut?  I'm not killing myself, the CIA is hiring drug cartels to assassinate me, my principles of love stand against their principles of greed.  Sorta simple, our youthful generation is taking over one way or another and we don't want a world where you must pay to live.  We don't need that when we can create with our mind.  Believe you can, and you can do anything.

"I believe I can make you pay back your debts and stop being a drugged out sponge." Did I do it right?

Holy fucking shit. And I thought I got paranoid.

Put the pipe down, bro, and have a snack. You need to come down.

why the fuck would the drug cartels murder you? you are one of their best customers?

I buy domestically off the road, I've only put $15,000 of drugs into society through the past two years, that's a lot of love, most of which was put into society through me.

think of being sober as trying a new drug. It's the best thing I ever did for myself and I plan to continue to remain sober.  I have become better at everything.

Into society? Don't you mean into your waste of a body?

I think he's said that he actually does give away hits of acid.

Well what he meant is that whatever he ingests is communionned into the world because we are all the same person blah blah blah.

What I wished he meant is that he goes around giving LSD laced candy to young kids.

LSD is fun and all, but i would not let a kid near it, fuck man whats wrong with you?

Yeah, not cool. Why would you wish that?

Hey dank, can you turn my water into wine?  The good stuff.

Geez, though crowd.

Don't let LSD near a kid? What do you call dank, a mature functioning adult?

To be fair I wouldn't give dank any either...

I guess I should have validated my remark with a "in my presence" somewhere...

So just as I suspected. You do have money to pay back squall, but choose not to.

Unless he's dealing to support a habit. In which case what he really means is that he's a conduit through which has passed $15000 worth of illegal drugs - not that he actually made $15000 from it.

He used to, borrowing cash over here to support it, but as with every other thing he was too incompetent to be a profitable drug dealer become he pilfered his own stash.

To be honest, it is pretty creepy to think about how much money he was asking for to start a "hookah lounge" seeing as that money was probably all going to buying LSD.

It couldn't *all* have gone into LSD, could it? LSD is so cheap. He'd have enough to last him years. Or maybe months, if he didn't mind causing himself brain damage.

I have no idea how much LSD costs, but by the looks of it, he's already consumed enough for brain damage.

I think you're supposed to cool down for a few days in between hits, otherwise you wind up like dank.

I made just enough cash from selling on the road to buy a house in Winston Salem for the end of the year, I got exactly what I wanted out of it.  I would flip $1000 of MDMA within three days, I'm sure I could've been a very profitable drug dealer if I my focus was greed.

The hookah lounge was a real idea, not a front for drugs.

Was it a positive idea?

Apparently not, for it did not come true.

At the time it was dope.  There were no hookah lounges in Winston Salem with over 5 universities.   Turns out, it wasn't completey positive, for it used money and would contribute financially to the parasitic government.  I couldn't support something I don't support.

The hookah lounge will exist in heaven, I've imagined it, so it exists, I've connected to that reality, thoughts are real.

Winston is my home town dank.  I tripped there many a time.. I'd guess before you were born.  My mom and sis and brother in law live there still.

Whoever said someone should meet me, I'm down, I live in the holly springs area.

So basicaly you'll never work?

I think you're right. He's broken. He certainly doesn't work properly at the moment.

heydank!


you didmt kill yourself ic

COOl

i'm really high... not low!

: ;D

The term work means to cunduct a force to mass, movement or change.  Playing guitar is work, organizing a million person music festival is work, posting spiritual insight for weeks of my life is work.

The difference being the work I perform creates rather than destroys, it teaches people to become happy.

Life's not about destroying earth and hoarding as much of it as you can.  Life's about being happy and for one to be happy, they must let go of their sense of doubt, fear and power or difference.

I saw spongebob completely vividly, this means humans have the capacity to create anything in their mind.  I recently formed the energy one may see when they close their eyes into shapes, including a gorilla with a shield who started beating his chest, Patrick star who's eyes pulled out of his head.

If humans can create a world within their mind, why are we destroying the same being as us (earth) for happiness?  It's not sustainable, humans must learn to create from infinite energy or we will surely overconsume our planet.

When humans reach a point of singularity, in the near future, the illusion of time will cease and humans will consciously create everything within their mind without channeling negativity to oneself or another point of consciousness (person).

Mummy & Daddy must be proud.

They will be proud when earth becomes heaven and they can stop grieving and living a cycle of a life.  They will be proud when I ask them how their day was and they tell me good rather than not.

You will be too.

Entertaining yourself is not work. You can't drape yourself in libertarian anti-government ideals regarding taxation and personal property but then refuse to adopt personal responsibility and a solid work ethic.

You say the evil government is a leech; what are you? How many handouts have you taken today, how many public services did you use? What are you putting back into the community in exchange?

Oh, right, something something being jesus. Because of course you're the first and only person to trip balls, with cash you stole.

Hurray, another state-funded burnout.

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Ha! You want to offer a heavenly day to your parents? Actually put on a shirt and tie, go out there and get a job, volunteer or just step out of your delusion for a while.

It must be killing your parents if you act the same way in real life than here.

None.  I'm putting back infinite love into society, something I doubt you've experienced (egodeath).  I have helped many people find their souls, that's a more positive impact than helping a parasitic business grow larger, in my opinion.

Assuming the first law of thermodynamics is true then the end result of what you are saying is that humankind is more powerful than the Sun.

We cannot over consume our planet if we are as you say the same being as it. We are simply not that powerful. I hope someday, Dank you are able to see the flaws in your logic and think more clearly. There is no reason for you to feel guilty about your impact on the planet. In the same way there is no reason for you to feel superior about your crusade against those you believe are harming it.

Dank.  You don't have to die. World peace is here! Good job humans!

You don't know about infinite energy, the power of consciousness.  Humans can do anything with their mind, we can float, we can fly, once we stop doubting ourselves, we'll get there.

cAPSLOCK, if you replace "infinite" with "fictional", "consciousness" with "overheated possibly drug addled imagination", "we can/will" with "I have imagined we can/will", and so on, you can translate dank's thoughts into a language you can more easily understand.

I agree with dank that minds are very powerful and doubt is holding us back.

Holy shit ILY dude.

Word. I love u 2.

Nobody fucks with Dank. He's the Jesus.

http://www.julienslive.com/images/lot/62841/0/lot62841.jpg

Needs sparkly stars.

Everyone becomes jesus in the end.

what end?

There are neither beginnings or endings to the turning of the Wheel of Time.

That's deep man.  You should probably contemplate that thought while listening to the Moody Blues and watching melting plastic drip from the rafters.

Don't look at me. That's Robert Jordan.

Until the illusion of time ends.  Time is a measurement of cycles of change.  If humans were no longer restrained to life on earth, time would become irrelevant.

The end of time will coincide with the music festival.

Guys! He's finally announced an official date!

Of course there is an end! Winter is coming.

Vote for post of the thread.  ^^^^^^

I never had much time for Bono personally - the Edge is OK though

My dad used to play "Joshua Tree" over and over. I got pretty tired of those songs after a while, but I still like a few.

Sunday Bloody Sunday... I would sell... :P

Dank is Jesus.  So is my landscaper.

Wut

Correct.  We all share a soul.  I don't think your landscaper is being assassinated by the CIA though.

How can you be Jesus? You don't even know who Bono is.
Coincidentally, neither are you. Nor did Killer die of a crack overdose after killing his brother Nibbles.

Jesus' dad enjoyed dank: http://www.think-magazine.com/sociology/25-religion/53-did-jesus-smoke-pot.html


http://www.thcfinder.com/uploads/files/god-says-smoke-weed.jpg

I'm confused... are we supposed to eat it or smoke it?

Yes.

Proof that God bogarts ---> He keeps the entire universe for himself. Who the fuck does he think he is? Ed Trice?