Then we will be

Also, do you know that a bitcoin is worth more than 19$? This is not a game.

Better you read some guides. You don't have to signup anywhere    you need to have bitcoins and a client, like https://multibit.org/ (let's avoid the qt client since it takes days to work)

Mining is not a get rich quick scheme, sometime in the past it was profitable but it was just a momentary thing. Right now i doubt mining with your gpu will pay the electricity cost...

This said, using GUIminer is fine, of course join a pool. Luck? Yes it is luck based but in a pool the variance is reduced, since it finds some blocks in a day, so the results are more or less constant. for example

Well after all, we bitcoiners are all optimistic, since we are here 

Yeah, after all no one ever shipped anything from china. It is not like china is one of the biggest world economy. Probably it is the first time something is shipped from china!

People expecting to become rich with their computer do not want to make research or do something, they expect everyone to do the homework for them.

P2pool

More than the universe life.

It is the Schroedinger ASIC: it is both shipped and not shipped 

That makes sense 

That's a tidy desktop!

But evorhees' maid don't make pics while wearing only a bitcoin shirt and mismatched socks  

In my opinion she passes the test  and the mismatched socks are funny

I suppose this is his room, that would explain the mess 

Wow, great news!

I don't agree, bitcoin is very different from any other money. And it doesn't need to be exchanged to work, once the bitcoin economy is big enough

Welcome!

If you want bitcoins, you buy them. Mining isn't exactly profitable these days. And it makes sense, it if is, then more people would start mining! Especially since mining isn't a get rich quick scheme.

It loads in few seconds, it is not the qt client blockchain.

Nah, seeing how many ppl gave money to pirate, it doesn't seems that bitcoin users are smart 

No one.