Perchance are you not starting with --klondike-options mhz:temp ?

 Does Device Manager show K16's under the "Universal Serial Bus devices" tree ?

 You might considering buying $5000 worth of BTC.

"But but... we're not a scam ! Honest !! Trust us !!!"

 FWIW, I tried driving my Redhash unit over USB/Zadig with CGMiner, and it produced an undesirable amount of duplicate shares compared to running off the TP-Link's firmware. Not sure what I was doing wrong

 Amen. Butterfly Labs cannot be trusted at all with your private information. Can't be trusted, period.

 With all due respect, fuck you for using decentralization as a sales point for your Gen2 shit that doesn't even compare with Bitfury's products.

 Bitcoin doesn't need your shit chips to help with decentralization.

 "we stick to chip selling" ?! Fuck dude, you screwed that up so royally with Gen1 that you deserve nothing less than complete shunning and boycotting by this community for uttering that moronic statement.

 Fire that criminal shit-bag Yifu, and maybe you'll have a snowballs chance in hell of starting to redeem yourself and the name Avalon that has become as reviled as Butterfly Labs here.

 There is ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO BUY YOUR GEN 2 SHIT with BitFury and KNC demonstrating how to "do it right" and treat their clients well.

 Please just go away and take your shitty Gen2 crap with you.

 GTFO.
 
 This has "SCAM" written all over it.

... not sure if trolling or ...

I can't wait for the late-night Infomercials to start playing on Television...

"Buy One 5GH's miner, and get a second unit ABSOLUTELY FREE!"
"But wait ! There's more ! Call in the next 10 minutes and we'll upgrade you to 7GH's FOR FREE !"
"You'll also receive this ceramic coffee mug at no extra charge !"

 Amen.

I probably have the biggest boner on the forums at this moment in time :| Got shipping notification ! Thanks Dave !!!

 Sorry that you fucked over an entire community with your broken promises and outright fraud against your customers during Gen1. I hope you understand my sentiment of telling you to fuck off and eat a bag of dicks. Thank you.

 It is sickening you show your face here.

You should be able to purchase near 1GH/s across three ASICMiner USB sticks with your budget.

 With Inaba / Josh Zerlan at the helm as COO, running the company into the ground is a certainty if his history is any indicator of his trustworthiness, accuracy, and timeliness.

 They can't go bankrupt or be prosecuted soon enough.

... and down she goes. Whee !

Smells fishy to me.

 Mac, Shift-Cmd-4 to capture a region of the screen, upload to imgur, takes me like 10 seconds

 Eh, I think it's bed time. Maybe I'll decide to retire early tomorrow morning at this rate...