If Carpenters Were Hired Like Programmers
The following joke was posted to an internal Magenic list. I don't know who actually wrote it, and I'll give credit if someone points out the creator of the joke. It perfectly illustrates what I think developers (especially consultants) have to go through all the time when they're interviewing for the next gig.

Interviewer: So, you're a carpenter, are you?
Carpenter: That's right, that's what I do.

Interviewer: How long have you been doing it?
Carpenter: Ten years.

Interviewer: Great, that's good. Now, I have a few technical questions to ask you to see if you're a fit for our team. OK?
Carpenter: Sure, that'd be fine.

Interviewer: First of all, we're working in a subdivision building a lot of brown houses. Have you built a lot of brown houses before?
Carpenter: Well, I'm a carpenter, so I build houses, and people pretty much paint them the way they want.

Interviewer: Yes, I understand that, but can you give me an idea of how much experience you have with brown? Roughly.
Carpenter: Gosh, I really don't know. Once they're built I don't care what color they get painted. Maybe six months?

Interviewer: Six months? Well, we were looking for someone with a lot more brown experience, but let me ask you some more questions.
Carpenter: Well, OK, but paint is paint, you know.

Interviewer: Yes, well. What about walnut?
Carpenter: What about it?

Interviewer: Have you worked much with walnut?
Carpenter: Sure, walnut, pine, oak, mahogony -- you name it.

Interviewer: But how many years of walnut do you have?
Carpenter: Gosh, I really don't know -- was I supposed to be counting the walnut?

Interviewer: Well, estimate for me.
Carpenter: OK, I'd say I have a year and a half of walnut.

Interviewer: Would you say you're an entry level walnut guy or a walnut guru?
Carpenter: A walnut guru? What's a walnut guru? Sure, I've used walnut.

Interviewer: But you're not a walnut guru?
Carpenter: Well, I'm a carpenter, so I've worked with all kinds of wood, you know, and there are some differences, but I think if you're a good carpenter ...

Interviewer: Yes, yes, but we're using Walnut, is that OK?
Carpenter: Walnut is fine! Whatever you want. I'm a carpenter.

Interviewer: What about black walnut?
Carpenter: What about it?

Interviewer: Well we've had some walnut carpenters in here, but come to find out they weren't black walnut carpenters. Do you have black walnut experience?
Carpenter: Sure, a little. It'd be good to have more for my resume, I suppose.

Interviewer: OK. Hang on let me check off the box...
Carpenter: Go right ahead.

Interviewer: OK, one more thing for today. We're using Rock 5.1 to bang nails with. Have you used Rock 5.1?
Carpenter: [Turning white...] Well, I know a lot of carpenters are starting to use rocks to bang nails with since Craftsman bought a quarry, but you know, to be honest I've had more luck with my nailgun. Or a hammer, for that matter. I find I hit my fingers too much with the rock, and my other hand hurts because the rock is so big.

Interviewer: But other companies are using rocks. Are you saying rocks don't work?
Carpenter: No, I'm not saying rocks don't work, exactly, it's just that I think nail guns work better.

Interviewer: Well, our architects have all started using rocks, and they like it.
Carpenter: Well, sure they do, but I bang nails all day, and -- well, look, I need the work, so I'm definitely willing to use rocks if you want. I try to keep an open mind.

Interviewer: OK, well we have a few other candidates we're looking at, so we'll let you know.
Carpenter: Well, thanks for your time. I enjoyed meeting you.

NEXT DAY:

Ring...

Interviewer: Hello?
Carpenter: Hello. Remember me, I'm the carpenter you interviewed for the black walnut job. Just wanted to touch base to see if you've made a decision.

Interviewer: Actually, we have. We liked your experience overall, but we decided to go with someone who has done a lot of work with brown.
Carpenter: Really, is that it? So I lost the job because I didn't have enough brown?

Interviewer: Well, it was partly that, but partly we got the other fellow a lot cheaper.
Carpenter: Really -- how much experience does he have?

Interviewer: Well, he's not really a carpenter, he's a car salesman -- but he's sold a lot of brown cars and he's worked with walnut interiors.
Carpenter: [click]

The rules that require a response to another idiotic response are not good. One day when you grow up you may understand.

Yes, when BTC doubles from $25 to $50, a 0.6 BTC share also doubles from $15 to $30. I know this reality is quite hard for you to grasp... Obviously, now, either you ran out of arguments, or you are just trolling  

slightly off subject, but anyways

wouldnt it be great if people took escrow to another level....

people deposit coins while taking a morning shower

the coins get confirmed by the time you walk to your nearest starbucks.

starbucks shows their QR code and now starbucks knows they are receiving 100% confirmed funds.

the end. now walk away with your coffee. no 10 minute waits

the behind the scenes

think of the escrows database/service like mtgox. depositing coins into mtgox and using a mtgox code to move your bitcoins to another member(by changing the database ownership/balance of coins). so starbucks can instantly withdraw proper confirmed coins to wherever they want or trade them instantly for dollar.

the service doesnt even have to use codes to send. just have sttarbucks have a QR code generator that has somethin likethis encoded:

MRC:STARBUCKS-TXID12345-0.005BTC

and the customers web app on their phone sees they need to pay starbucks 0.005BTC and they just press pay

i think magicaltux or bitpay should make a bigger thing out of its API so that places like starbucks can accept bitcoin without the waiting around/double spend threats.

my brain fart is now over.

Revisit your comment about my prediction and see how wrong you are lol.

keep in mind I've been long bitcoin since $5 in 2012 February (except when I troll to get the price down for a pullback).

Also been long on Litecoin since the price was $0.005 last April.

Obviously my profit cock is larger than yours. lol  

Edit: Also I called pretty much the exact price for 10/31/12 as $11 with my futures contract from 3.5 months out.

lol someone sounds jealous ...

I wouldn't count on people adapting to your new design, the original was chosen by consensus and is likely to remain in place.

But I thought the forum doesn't condone any illegal activity.

I'm simply curious.  I don't really have an opinion on the matter.

I know.  However, wouldn't it constitute illegal activity without proper licensure?