I used to actually respect Elon. But after researching the matter, I've come to realize he's just an idiot billionaire shyster who knows how to play his sucker fan boys and girls like a violin.

ftfy

I found this printout I made back around 2017, just before that run up to 19k ...memories...



so to continue and bring it up to date...

$15,000 "who da thunk??"

$19,666  "its going to 100K folks!. Hello taxi drivers and grandmas with fomo fever"

$17,000  "well its a correction"

$15,000   "it cant keep going up forever"

$9,000  "buy now! last chance at 4 digits"

$3,800  "ha! us no coiners knew it was a  ponzi all along... it's going to zero"

$6,000  "I don't know whether to invest or not"

$9,000 "veggatta!  wtf that means..."

$15,000  "we're getting rich again"
 
$20,000   "yeah baby... new ATH! that last one was a fake out"

$30,000  "thanx Elon" "thanx  Michael"

$40,000  "thanx Michael" "thanx Elon"

$50,000  "Now I can retire"

$60,000  "its too expensive already"

$69,500  "its going to 100K folks. Hello taxi drivers and grandmas with fomo fever"
 
$50,000  "well it was in no man's land after all"

$38,000 ... "oh bollocks"

$42,000 ...

$38,000 ...

$42,000 etc...

$43,000  "this is boring"

I can't even tell if I'm sporting my underwear inside out...that is unless I check the skid marks...

SMH

 ...and then I'm thinking, oh wait a minute, this is 2022.  The age of tic toc and other typical 5 second attention span intertoobz educational stuff.
I had to recently show my daughter how a nut and bolt works.
Righty tighty,  lefty loosey.... you know....that sort of thing....


I've heard the Chinese created tic toc to brainwash and dumb down the western culture. They are succeeding.

As soon as I see a post with random CAPS , and bloviating about quote  "I have a LARGE respectful following who KNOW me very well and what I'm about"

 I'm like  "oh gawd.... fucking spare me...."





GO BITCOIN

Sorry bro, I forgot you don't have a sense of humor... Carry on with your paranoid commie obsession.


You are in the lead now. YW

<air biscuit>


Wasn't me, that was marcus....

I never have methane guilt, even in a crowded elevator.
I just blame it on the dude next to me...

YW bro!


   

Back in the day when I was young and didn't know any better, I bought my 1st shitbox car.
It was that design disaster, total POS, Chevy Vega.  I could afford it, as it was cheap...gee, I wonder why?
I rebuilt the carburetor with some silly JC Whitney kit, or some such, thinking oh that ought to improve things.
Guess what? It was still a shitbox. Well what a surprise...
After many breakdowns, various part failures and numerous quarts of burnt oil, I totaled it in a no-injury accident. A blessing in disguise.

"Alexa!  should I down a shot in secret? "

" that's impossible, you reside in big brother's panopticon"

"dfuk is a panopticon??"

"what you reside in"

 catchycoin……YW


Do I win a teeshirt?  batslaps for everyone engaging in this objectionable shitcoinery

FYI
This delusional scorpion idiot has been the biggest asshole troll on these boards for years, regurgitating the same old drivel
he probably reads on retarded websites that suit his idiotic narrative.
He's  too dumb to realize he's on everyone's ignore list, (except mine because I just use scroll wheel )
so just continues polluting these boards with his insane claptrap.

You must be new here...

WTF did I just read?!?…

This has gotta be a wobro.... amirite?   

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay3MCImPt_0

That's always in the back of my mind.  If/when my feline friends go before me, I know I'll be shattered.