Don't be a loser, be a User. Grok the Geek. Grep the prep. Prop the shill. Chilling the Filing. Tricky Geeky. Hit the hay while you pay. Chopper Hoppers. Putting the Meat into the Beat. ßeta Meta Data People Purchase Servers Under Colocation KVM Stands. Uh.. oh... We pay the Piper, you follow  21 Jumper Streek TizzleTazzle, to tell the truth. Pay to Stay, Stay to Play. Walk the Line with Our Schtick. 4 Schemes, 2 Currencies, 1 Place Whilst typing here, I've Bitcoind there. Later Gators. Dun and Done, Did It. Nooky Time with Beer and Boots. |
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We thought we had tricked users into brainstorming at a bitcoin forum by offering a lousy 1 BTC reward to host their sh*t, but it turns out they learned of a new place to hack so that they could host their sh*t for free and take all of our BTC and left a message saying next time pay more for bounty or else.
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GooD Morning, Vietnam !!!
No Hax0rs, Guaranteed... Guaranteed refers to no hacks within 3.14 Nanosecond of payment being received minus the time it takes to actually register minus 1 day. We are not responsible for any hackers that hack into your account and steal all data before destroying it.
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Another tip: Think outside the box, I mean wayy outside the box, like crazy insanely outside the box.
We are going to be "thinking outside the box," so we can situate ourselves back in the box, but in a somewhat better position. The man in a box says, "Help, I'm stuck in a box!" We help you connect the nine dots. OK, I see the sand. Now, where's the bicycle? Our use of perception management strategies gives you greater satisfaction. Unperceived reality is not necessarily unreal. Parallel thinking so you don't have to. No need to worry about catch phrases here. Zero grams of trans fat. Instead of following the market, we create it. Augmented cognition makes the web feel good. 37% of those reporting multiple concussions still surf the web. Making your vision accessible. Our brand, our management principles and our a plan, help you build yours. You know there was an Army Group that talked like that? Their challenge went without a response. People needed the response to respond. Walking is better than Riding. A perceived reality is better than an unperceived reality. Parallel Thinking in a multiverse is not thinking at all. Grams of Fat help weather a famine. Leverage is nothing but a lever on a Fulcrum. The Cat was never in the box but watching those who put him in the box. Ok, lol, we're to far out there. |
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Insurance is a joke? If pirate defaults, people get .32 btc per bond. There's no gimmick to it and its better than getting nothing.
I wouldn't say insurance is a joke, but mathematically speaking, it just increases the profit as oppose to reducing the risk. So because of the insurance, it may look like a less risky investment than a pure pirate investment. But it really is not. The risk is exactly the same, but your profit is actually more than what you thought it was. I will give you an example. Lets say you purchased a PPT bond for 1.10, which will be bought back at 1.28. So your 4 week interest is (1.28 - 1.10)/1.10 or 16.4% with a .32 insurance if pirate defaults. But think of it another way. Since you always get paid back the .32 whether or not pirate defaults. It's as if you just set aside .32 bitcoins in a different wallet (or address) that you own, and at the end of the 4 weeks, you transfer those .32 bitcoins back to yourself. Then effectively, instead of the PPT bond costing 1.10, it now costs 1.10 - .32 or .78 btc. And instead of being bought back for 1.28, it now will be bought back for 1.28 - .32 = .96 btc. So your effective interest is (.96 - .78)/.78 or 23.1%. So mathematically, the 16.4% interest with a .32 "pirate default" insurance is the same as 23.1% interest with no insurance. I think the insurance does more to muddy the actual risk and reward calculation for the bond. It makes it harder to do an apples to apples comparison with investing with pirate directly and with other pirate pass through bonds or deposit programs. But that's just what I think. Yes, but it can be easier or more complicated. Previous purchasers have contributed to the insurance and since Pirate didn't default and continues not to default then eventually the lost profit diminishes with time up to the availability rate. If the trust takes 1% of profit per week and applies it to insurance, then eventually the insurance is fully funded at 100%. Which at that time will be a boon for that investor if he is trusted since peoples funds are fully insured to 'guarantee' no loss. It will be a self funded FDIC up to a preset amount (availability in this case). Then the investors profits are back at 100% also. What makes it even more interesting is the investor could keep the 1% draw on after being fully insured and start re-investing with others and offer a higher payout but slowly decreasing the insurance to an acceptable amount. Would definitely put pressure on the others to follow suit or lose customers. |
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"It's a bit, it's a byte, No it's TizzleTazzle"
"Razzle Dazzle with TizzleTazzle."
"Don't even consider us, if we don't pay the bounty."
KFC without the KYC.
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oohh oohh I got it.
"Get on the Bus with us."
I can even see the commercial.
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Well I've written ISO ISM manuals in the past.
So why not a wiki?
Start ISO 31337 and a Bitcoin ISM
I'm sure crowd sourced contributions that are voted on would come up with something pretty reasonable.
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You're doing it wrong anyways. You are waiting to see one 'you' like. Just make one up, you'll like it.
Let's do it like an agency. We'll tell you what you like and back it up by providing tons of documentation on focus groups and their reactions to it.
So, pick a few good ones here and make a poll. There are some good ones here.
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lol just got reading all the new slogans.. very funny shit but i need something that will one day be great in a commercial
"Bam Bam Dilla" |
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"We show you what you want."
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Not only will we host your site, you can sleep with our wives!
"Been there, Done That" urmom LOL, and to continue: "urmom will never know" |
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Not only will we host your site, you can sleep with our wives!
"Been there, Done That" |
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To wit, you should never, ever open the crypt of satirical content analysis when you are standing at the urinal of debate with an inchworm in your hands.
That one is going into my bag of lines. I will pirate it at some point in the future and claim it as my own work. You have been forewarned!
I've already used that one in a planning meeting yesterday! ~BCX~ Were you standing up or sitting down in the bathroom? I've just conceded defeat and voluntarily surrendered to Loup's vernacular épée's. One can feel honored to have been thoroughly lashed by the master of word bdsm as he puts you in your oubliette. |
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You have to retrieve the database!
no. and it would be a very stupid idea to relie on the database now, that hacker would have messed it up already(i would at least). the db is more then useless right now, its directly misleading. It's compromised, not totally useless. |
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Other hosts suck
We're here for you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
We are cheap
And you are too
Roses are red
Violence is not the answer
Shirt and shoes required
Kill
Last stanza is a little off. Unless, oh yes... Deep Agents activated. I'm on it. "Taking Out the Competition." J/K |
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Don't get Goxxed/Zhoutonged, get Tazzed!
Or, my personal favourite: We never hosted Bitcoinica!
Ok, I got a little chuckle there. |
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Gone Phishing, back in 3.14 Nanoseconds.
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Ranger Smith Approved.
Two Deep, Four choices.
Check this, Mate.
The Whole 9.14400 Meters
Coffee and Pi on Sale.
Double Slits, buy 1 get 2 free.
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