he patented all the coronaviri in 1973 when he was designing AIDS/HIV for mossad
your country now owes him a xillion dollars.

CSW invented Covid19 to hasten the redistribution of wealth from the boomers to the millennials. What a pillock.

https://medium.com/@Austerity_Sucks/ftx-bvix-token-the-bitcoin-markets-first-vix-product-f5cec9acd934
what it says is in the title

https://cryptobriefing.com/central-banks-recommended-ban-stablecoins/

'disaster' lol no
the banks just want to issue their own stablecoins

https://twitter.com/DZack23/status/1250047504013459457?s=20



https://twitter.com/valkenburgh/status/1249838080045076480?s=20

edit: this just in

All Members

Important notice in light of the current challenging times:

Insurance Companies at present are not selling any Travel Insurance.   In order to maintain sales, they have come up with Sex Insurance.

“HAVE YOU GOT SEX INSURANCE”?   If not, here are a few Insurances that offer various types of cover for the subject in hand.

You can now get sex insurance in the UK so make sure you get the correct policy. Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:

Sex with your wife - Legal and General.
Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.
Sex with your partner - Standard Life.
Sex with someone different - Go Compare.
Sex with a lady of generous proportions - More Than.
Sex on the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.
Sex with a prostitute - Commercial Union.
Sex with your maid - Employers Liability.
Sex with an OAP - Saga.
Sex resulting in pregnancy - General Accident.
Sex in the countryside - National Farmers Union.
Sex with a monk - Abbey Life.
Sex with Navy Officers - Admiral Group.
AND FINALLY
Sex  with a transvestite - Confused.Com

Make sure you are adequately covered!!

Trust that this has brought a smile to your face.

Regards everyone

Hon Sec

Yet another one from the stables of Dennis W"""", with a little amendment from me.


#dadjokesarebestjokes

Sorry about your heart. This is not what I was !"£$%ing looking for, but is another lead
https://twitter.com/pierre_rochard/status/1137789958478057472?s=20

https://twitter.com/kerpen/status/1249715841618362369?s=20
smoke a pack of Camels to keep the bat flu at bay

So sorry atillah, that stinks. Hang in there

Looks like we have to ban colors too now

Yes now look we have had to ban numbers with immediate effect because of their widespread misuse. The war on numbers ban will be in place for an initial few weeks, and we will measure how well you get along with just letters. We will evaluate whether these are being abused and may have to ban letters as well. Please do not abuse these privileges as the war on symbols is very serious. Essential workers only may use numbers and that is: minsters of our democracy, senior civil servants and senior bankers. We strongly advise only the highly qualified to use letters and not just everyone.

El duderino_
lotta bits of info there
thx 4 the update

Sometimes, an old man thinks things.

https://twitter.com/Melt_Dem/status/1249523553847914496

^^

  and in further #dadjokeskeepthecoofatbay

All Members.
 

Now who thought this one up.   Bound to bring, hopefully, a smile to your face.  


 
PS.   Do not try this one at home!!!

 
Thank you Graham B**** for this.

 Regards all

Hon Sec