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You know if you can't get a nice girl from the neighbourhood to fuck you, you can always pay for sex. It may be a little more than usual at the moment, but it's worth it to get your head straight and your hormones back to normal. As things stand, you're not making any sense, and you're irritating all the grown-ups.
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nutella's gf?
infofront's wife?
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This dead cat. It's very bouncy.  |
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All Members
Below is a poem with some budding poet using the current situation to release his talents.
Thank you John S"""""""" for this one
Keep smiling
Hon Sec
THE FORGOTTEN
With the streets now so empty
For days I haven’t sold a drug
If it goes on like this
There’ll soon be no one left to mug
The list goes on and on
We’ve lost several other blags
There are no pubs left open
Where we can sell our dodgy fags
And there is another area
To which my mind is drifting
There are very few shops open
To practise our shoplifting
In any case with this queueing
By people very thick
Who insist on panic buying
Means there’s nothing left to nick
While the banks may be open
A robber won’t get very far
When he has to social distance
From the driver of the getaway car
The immigrant trade is over
No more sailing through the foam
With England now in lockdown
They’re better off back home
So listen to us Boris
I know you’re very wise
With all this profiteering
We can’t afford to sanitise
Your Chancellor must hear our pleas
A refusal would be rash
We need self-employed support
And we’d prefer it all in cash
If that proves impossible
For we are such poor old souls
We are happy to be paid
With several dozen toilet rolls
Author – A Crook #dadjokeswillgetusthroughthiskerfuffle |
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I am pretty sure that in recent weeks I had come across a term that describes a kind of poetic justice that occurs when someone becomes a victim of the very thing that s/he has been denying to exist. Boris Johnson has already become that, but I cannot remember the term.. or if we need to create a term. New research obsession of mine to find the right descriptor (or meme or whatever will accurately describe such phenomena and several people are coming to realize that those invisible lil thingies, aka viruses, can be a "real" force to be reckoned with). Even when someone is a denier, we can still feel some passion for the human side of severe illness and perhaps succumbing to death when they become the victim, even though their prior arrogance can be challenging of such sympathies, too, as shown in this article, including a video from Johnson, too. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-28/johnson-s-war-with-coronavirus-is-no-joke-anymoreThe below article about Landon Spradlin deals with coronavirus deniers becoming victims, too. https://foreignpolicy.com/2020/04/02/landon-spradlin-coronavirus-pandemic-death-punchline/Maybe you're grasping at this phrase? How is [Jihan] going to make any changes that would be enforceable on the community?
it's simple. the miners decide. the users don't matter.  Hoist with one's own petard.  |
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... and we're just hearing that Boris Johnson has been disqualified! Sensational! Over to you Jason in the studio. Tell us more about this breaking news!
nodding - Yes that's right Abimbola, and welcome along to our fabulous studio here at Tokyo Park if you're just joining us. Carrie has more for us on this sensational development. Carrie?
nodding - Yes that's right Jason. Boris Johnson, who you'll remember won the silver medal just yesterday in the "Leader who kept the truth from the public the longest" race, with the Gold sensationally being squeaked from him at the last minute by President General Trump with his controversial 30-40% lung damage revelation hidden until May masterstroke, has now been sensationally disqualified from the competition Abimbola was just commentating on for you, the "Leader who profited the most from the Downturn" stakes.
In rules sensationally verified by the International Olympic and Pandemic Committee just last night, Lord Coe of Everywhere confirmed that President Johnson could not be entered in to the competition because of his sojourn in the ICU at Tommy's. So Abimbola we are hearing that this pushes Comrade Macron in to contention for the bronze medal, is that right?
nodding - Yes that's right Carrie. Sensational news there ...
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So the real picture of demand and supply is not a halving of sell pressure. It's closer to 3000 BTC/day going to 2100 BTC/day, a 30% reduction (not 50%).
PS. This is not my analysis, it's from others in the industry who do not want to be named. tiny heretical thread worth thinking about |
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 RIP Honor Blackman 1925-2020 |
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Obviously most will be planning to buy a bit of corn, but there's always  |
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Sophie Lewis (@reproutopia) is the author of Full Surrogacy Now: Feminism Against Family, and a free-lance writer interested in queer communism, based in Philadelphia. Due to the coronavirus, she has lost three months’ worth of income from speaking gigs. You can support her here: patreon.com/reproutopia. truly ghastly these people. none of this is natural. world is better off with her shutting the f up |
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Damn kenzawak...
yeah was thinking of him and kireev too just recently, our previous members out in the cold, whatever their faults, hatwearing fellows. bleah and the mayor, that S African bloke from ages back , pre-hat, must have sold his account |
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uh-oh, you've been 'tildahed, here, have a hanky  |
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