Ah, good of you to join us old boy. Have a cigar. Now, whisky or brandy? The first rule of the Club of 2000 plus is you mention it all the time. The second rule is you mention it at every opportunity. The fourth rule is to recycle all the merits within the club membership and not to mortal people. The 5th is ... unless you take a fancy to a newbie, in which case the done thing is to shower his face in merits in the certain knowledge he will look up to you ever more as if you were nice. |
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 incomplete and arguable, but there is certainly a load to take away from all this |
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damn homer
i am not deletin my stiflers
it's unseemly
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  Come on BTC gogogogo !!!!!!! stiflers |
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Happy ivomm day everyone!
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Guys, I bought a nice domain name a few months back related to bitcoin; it's still sitting in the dust. I wanted your suggestions about what to do with it. I've got some free time these days and thought of building a little bitcoin-related thing on it; something small like that "BRRRRR" page. It can also be related to Bitcointalk. The best suggestion, that I'll be considering for development and implementation, will get straight 20 Merits from me.  This may be seen as pretty wanky but that's never stopped me before. I'd like to be able to compare the rate at which people are earning merits. Not the totals, but the rates, per day, per post etc compared to each other. Before anyone says oh but LoyceV or oh but DdmrDdmr have this, they are unusable, either the ui with the latter or you have to pester the former. I'd also like a sentiment detector for all exchanges, building on your scam threads thread, an algo to find out how much each exchange is rated on here versus twitter. You'd have to run each mention against a list of positive words or negative and it may be a bit hard. |
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Our news desk has just received word that there has been a tragic outbreak of the Coronavirus at this year’s Satoshi Roundtable, a formerly exclusive Bitcoin Maximalist event that once catered to the “Who’s Who” of Crypto but now caters to the “Who’s That?”
The outbreak was thought to have been caused by Justin Sun, CEO of Ethereum killer TRON, who was surprisingly in attendance this year. We were confused as to why TRON was invited to this exclusive event but learned that the organizers desperately needed to fill seats so anyone would do. Also in attendance were additional shitcoin projects such as Cardano and EOS which thankfully didn’t bring Coronavirus with them, just shame.
Sun had come straight from TRON HQ in Wuhan, China and was initially greeted with hostility by the other conference attendees who were flabbergasted that someone was there who had made more money than them. This changed instantly when Justin sneezed in the punchbowl and the attendees became infected with the Coronavirus which mysteriously caused them all to become stark raving mad shitcoiners, FOMOing at the mouth, and taking to their Twitters to begin shilling TRON and sharing selfies with Justin Sun.
We asked our resident virologist Dr. Pompliano for his thoughts on this bizarre behavior and he advised us that some of the lesser known symptoms of Coronavirus include a complete regression to basic Crypto noob, evidenced by posting Lambo memes, asking for airdrops, shilling referral codes, posting price predictions on Twitter only to be deleted later, using BitMEX in any way shape or form, and promoting shitcoins. One of the most afflicted by the terrible virus was the venerable Dr. Adam Back who has since rebranded his Twitter account to simply “Crypto Adam.”
Reporters discovered that once Mr. Sun realized that he had infected the conference, Sun bought the entire city’s supply of facemasks and re-sold them at 10 times the price, branded with the TRON logo, and payable only with TRX. https://coinjazeera.news/coronavirus-infects-bitcoin-retreat-shitcoin-flu-epidemic-spreads/ |
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Of course now after all this I do rather hanker after that stupid little car.
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Nice answers so far. Here he explains a bit more: https://twitter.com/_jonasschnelli_/status/859403287128403968?s=20You could contact him yourself. Tag him in a tweet. Ask gmaxwell to help contacting him (because he's a fellow bitcointalker) if need be ... Actually at the back of my mind, Andrew deSantis had a webpage doing exactly this ~a couple of years ago. I probably even linked it, but couldn't find on a quick search now. |
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cough to the elbow, 'cos the hand ain't listening
All Members.
Today’s topical humour for your amusement.
Regards,
Hon Sec
At 7:45 am today I was standing in a queue at ASDA that opened at eight for seniors only. A young man came from the car park and tried to cut in at the front of the line; an old lady in the queue beat him back into the car park with her walking stick. Not a pretty sight, but very entertaining.
The young man returned again trying once more to reach the front of the orderly line of senior folk. This time an elderly gentleman punched him in the stomach, kicked him to the ground and rolled him away. Must have been a former Guardsman or Marine!!!
As he approached the line for the third time, looking haggard and exhausted, he said to the assembled queue, "If you don't let me through to unlock the door, you'll never get in there."
Thank you Dennis W***** for this one.
~dadjokesfightingthecoofefe
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Elwar vizique is the man you need he knows the entire bitcoin art scene and I think he'll be pm'ing you |
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Fuck this. I will not be dictated to a moment longer. I'm going to London. I have affairs that must be managed and I am a gentleman for goodness' sake. If the police stop me, I shall let them know I know their Chief Constable and I'm sure that'll be the end of it. edit: after Bruno's thing obviously ^
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first I've heard about it. the ventilator part. link?
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My deepest condolences to Bruno's family. He was a great guy and a great bitcoiner.
Oh Bruno, what a silly Billy. I hope you come back as either a goat or an alpaca. God bless you and thank you.
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