Flat Earth

[notbatman]

NASA is a government propaganda agency; everything they produce is 100% bullshit. Lies, CGI, stage magic and Hollywood; you're being Jewed by Jews that Jew.

[NScryps]

you shold reallu hop on a boat and sail to the horizon :-=)

[notbatman]

you shold reallu hop on a boat and sail to the horizon :-=)

What if I've got a kayak?

[btcgolong]

Flat-Earthers are back: 'It’s almost like the beginning of a new religion'


https://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/jan/20/flat-earth-believers-youtube-videos-conspiracy-theorists



A New York magazine piece on flat-Earthdom is skeptical of some who claim the mantle: “The line between actually believing the theory and enthusiastically entertaining is unclear. Being a Flat Earther exists in the same online space as chemtrails and the notion that 9/11 was an inside job: there are some who believe it sincerely, and magnitudes more who entertain the notion ironically.”

[Astargath]

^^^ I did post a fucking picture, you omitted it!

What are you talking about?  If you want to fuck me, I want to see a current picture. 

And he omitted: The ISS is not a plane. You can clearly see its shape lmao.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C4yCynTCmw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJzIQf3nR9g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sclc5iDyWjE


There are hundreds of these videos clearly showing the ISS but he has to ignore it because there is no explanation.

Smoke & mirrors, it's probaly a stealth plane towing a banner.

Really? That's all you got? You are not even trying anymore, it's clearly not a stealth plane.

[notbatman]

^^^ I did post a fucking picture, you omitted it!

What are you talking about?  If you want to fuck me, I want to see a current picture. 

And he omitted: The ISS is not a plane. You can clearly see its shape lmao.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C4yCynTCmw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJzIQf3nR9g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sclc5iDyWjE


There are hundreds of these videos clearly showing the ISS but he has to ignore it because there is no explanation.

Smoke & mirrors, it's probaly a stealth plane towing a banner.

Really? That's all you got? You are not even trying anymore, it's clearly not a stealth plane.

The thing about stealth planes is you can't see them however, if one was to tow a banner lets say made of mylar shaped like the ISS how would an observer on the ground know?

My point is they're using stage magic and a bag of tricks like underwater shots, CGI, miniature models, high altitude planes, mylar balloons and misdirection. There is no globe or outer space; what NASA claims is impossible.

[btcgolong]

"This Person Was Banned From A Flat Earth Group For Sharing A Dinosaur Joke And People Are Stunned "




https://www.buzzfeed.com/tanyachen/flat-earthers-triggered-by-dinosaur-joke?utm_term=.rsMoY3AMG#.sjxmBYLDp








"Of course, it spawned more jokes about the absurdity of the group to begin with. "Don't mess with them," one person warned. "They have members all around the globe.""



This is too rich!

[MiSKLaCH]

The thing about stealth planes is you can't see them however, if one was to tow a banner lets say made of mylar shaped like the ISS how would an observer on the ground know?

Stealth planes cannot be seen by RADARS, you idiot!!! They are not invisibile to the naked eye, shithead! 
How the fuck can you be so embarassing?!

[notbatman]

The thing about stealth planes is you can't see them however, if one was to tow a banner lets say made of mylar shaped like the ISS how would an observer on the ground know?

https://i.imgur.com/XDrc8bj.jpg

Stealth planes cannot be seen by RADARS, you idiot!!! They are not invisibile to the naked eye, shithead!  
How the fuck can you be so embarassing?!

Thanks for sharing your inside knowledge of what the air-forces capabilities are...



I know for sure the ISS is a deception, my banner towed by a stealth aircraft theory is just speculation however. Since I've got footage of the ISS being a high altitude aircraft with a blinking light, it's just as probable those youtube videos show CGI footage and the uploaders are just Jewish actors and minions. I can't tell for sure as they use occult (it means hidden) magic (as in stage magic with a rabbit a wand and a black hat) in their deceptions.



inb4. REEEEEE the military would never try to deceive anybody!!!!

[notbatman]

Flat-Earthers are back: 'It’s almost like the beginning of a new religion'


https://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/jan/20/flat-earth-believers-youtube-videos-conspiracy-theorists



A New York magazine piece on flat-Earthdom is skeptical of some who claim the mantle: “The line between actually believing the theory and enthusiastically entertaining is unclear. Being a Flat Earther exists in the same online space as chemtrails and the notion that 9/11 was an inside job: there are some who believe it sincerely, and magnitudes more who entertain the notion ironically.”

Flat Earth is physical science based on observations and empirical measurement, the globe is pseudoscience based solely on authority and deception. Religion is philosophy or metaphysics.

The guardian has a problem confusing apples and oranges it seems.

[btcgolong]

Someone is turning this into a comic book, oh the irony...

[Astargath]

Hey look notbatman another fake launch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p-PToD2URA

[HarimauMalaysia]

I'm really surprise to see how such a simple topic could've gotten so many replies.  I think it's obvious that the earth in round and not flat, especially in today's age and technology.  This is not 1,000 years ago.  But I guess people do like conspiracy theory.

[YuTü.Co.in]

brains also flat.

Dude, I now have a taste for scrabbled brains and eggs with a side of grits ...

The last time I enjoyed them was at the restaurant located here: https://www.google.com/maps/place/1244+Hwy+70+W,+Camden,+TN+38320/@36.0538784,-88.1201097,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x887b79c793f36f53:0x5dfe545535a24259!8m2!3d36.0538784!4d-88.117921

"Let me guess. You wanna eat my fuckin tail for dessert."

Actually, that's not a bad idea. Yummy! <and yes, I've eaten both, albeit never at one sitting but would enjoy both at the same time with a slab of smoked bacon>

"FUCK YOU! What next? Pickled pigs feet?"

Dude, that's where I draw the line. Now show me your balls. I wanna try out a new recipe. BTW, do you have a couple dude friends who don't have any plans for the rest of their lives? I don't wanna make a third of the dish depicted below ...

911: 911. State your emergency.
Mr. Pig: Some dude on the Internet wants to eat me.
911: Is that you again, Mr. Pig.
Mr. Pig: Ummm, no. This is Bob. The Internet dude wants to eat my brains, feet, tummy and now my balls.
911: You sure do sound like Mr. Pig.
Mr. Pig: Look bitch! Oink. This is Bob. Oink.
911: Okay, Bob. What's your address?
Mr. Pig: Inside Framer Joe's big red barn. Second stall on the right; fifth stall on the left if you enter from the rear. And please HURRY! I think this is the same dude who stalked Josh Zerlan of BFL in KC.
911: KC as in Kansas City Slab-O-Rama-Ding-Dong BBQ Festival host by David McClain and his Our Gang of Thieves?

[MiSKLaCH]

I'm really surprise to see how such a simple topic could've gotten so many replies.  I think it's obvious that the earth in round and not flat, especially in today's age and technology.  This is not 1,000 years ago.  But I guess people do like conspiracy theory.

Easy: OP is a liar who keeps this shit alive to troll people and to get attention.
Today, year 2018, nobody on Earth believe we live on a flat motionless plane... period!

[exemplaar]

Hey look notbatman another fake launch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p-PToD2URA

Space x or better Fake x launches are nothing more but expensive fireworks show. If you can't see that now, probably there is little hope for you in future.

See detailed explanation and try to grasp it(if you will be able to): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JpX57R_tdk

[Vod]

Space x or better Fake x launches are nothing more but expensive fireworks show. If you can't see that now, probably there is little hope for you in future.

If you're not dead by ignorance by 2020, I'll take the SpaceX shuttle to wherever you are on the planet, in under an hour, and tell you how wrong you are. 

[notbatman]

^^^ Clearly Musk can get you from point A to point B so long as you stop to charge the battery every few miles, this isn't the issue here. These videos he's posting to YouTube of "reusable rockets" (fake) going to "outer space" (fake) that show a "globe Earth" (fake) are fake ass shit; he's obviously doing this propaganda to get gibs.

[Astargath]

^^^ Clearly Musk can get you from point A to point B so long as you stop to charge the battery every few miles, this isn't the issue here. These videos he's posting to YouTube of "reusable rockets" (fake) going to "outer space" (fake) that show a "globe Earth" (fake) are fake ass shit; he's obviously doing this propaganda to get gibs.

Everything you say is fake as shit, you are a jew.

[notbatman]

^^^ Clearly Musk can get you from point A to point B so long as you stop to charge the battery every few miles, this isn't the issue here. These videos he's posting to YouTube of "reusable rockets" (fake) going to "outer space" (fake) that show a "globe Earth" (fake) are fake ass shit; he's obviously doing this propaganda to get gibs.

Everything you say is fake as shit, you are a jew.