Cryptsy Hack Resolution - 3rd dispatch posted

[Cryptolicious]

Where did cryptocrackhead go?

[Cryptcracker]

I'm back 3rd dispatch is here.

[Cryptcracker]

3rd dispatch: https://twitter.com/cryptcracker1/status/727251055164141570

Sorry I haven't posted in a while I have been doing some serious research. I have decided to post this as my 3rd dispatch, now that that's settled I can direct more resources to taking down Paul and his associates once I'm finished with this.

[Arrakeen]

3rd dispatch: https://twitter.com/cryptcracker1/status/727251055164141570

Sorry I haven't posted in a while I have been doing some serious research. I have decided to post this as my 3rd dispatch, now that that's settled I can direct more resources to taking down Paul and his associates once I'm finished with this.

dude noooo

I follow you and love your stuff but conspiracy theories?  You never go full conspiracy theory...

...unless you have sources? in b4 'disinfo agent'

I mean no disrespect, by the way.  Just saying, loved your writing in part because it didn't have the 'bias' (I dont know what word to use...slant? oh god) seen in the third dispatch.  First two felt more 'believable'

The CIA uses bitcoin to "...fund these dirty subordinates" may they be drug smugglers, militias, you name it.  What's the problem? They aren't the only ones using bitcoin for...'secret' operations.   

I am sorry for not being 100% certain

Then the "information" you received from your "sources" is invalid; don't just spread assumptions

There's literally nothing to take from this dispatch after reading it...not one tiny itsy-bitsy sliver of proof - proof on any one single claim?

Now I'm curious what the purpose of your dispatches are...

Keep it up bud cheers

[CartmanSPC]

3rd dispatch: https://twitter.com/cryptcracker1/status/727251055164141570

Sorry I haven't posted in a while I have been doing some serious research. I have decided to post this as my 3rd dispatch, now that that's settled I can direct more resources to taking down Paul and his associates once I'm finished with this.

OMG! Entertaining read if nothing else....and here I thought Cryptcracker's credibility couldn't go any lower.  

[Gleb Gamow]

3rd dispatch: https://twitter.com/cryptcracker1/status/727251055164141570

Sorry I haven't posted in a while I have been doing some serious research. I have decided to post this as my 3rd dispatch, now that that's settled I can direct more resources to taking down Paul and his associates once I'm finished with this.

OMG! Entertaining read if nothing else....and here I thought Cryptcracker's credibility couldn't go any lower.  

Eternal Insolent in 5..... 4.... 3...

[suchmoon]

3rd dispatch: https://twitter.com/cryptcracker1/status/727251055164141570

Sorry I haven't posted in a while I have been doing some serious research. I have decided to post this as my 3rd dispatch, now that that's settled I can direct more resources to taking down Paul and his associates once I'm finished with this.

I'm now genuinely worried for your safety. Is there a utility van parked across the street? This is serious shit, CIA won't take this tweet likely. They will kill you, your dog, your neighbors and anyone who's reading this.

Many of you know me as cryptcracker, the bounty hunter that is uncovering the truth behind the Crypty "hack" and bringing the perpetrators to justice. However I have been doing this kind of work far before the cryptsy incident, I am making this dispatch today to reveal crucial information on the sudden news about Satoshi Nakamoto's identity and the plot Gavin Andresen has been involved in.
 
Satoshi was the greatest mind that I have seen in ages always calm and collected a real genius. Notice that I said was, that's because I'm sorry to say Satoshi Nakamoto was murdered by Gavin Andresen and his CIA associates. The CIA saw the transparency of the blockchain and they thought this would be a good way to track their "dirty subordinates". Let me explain, the CIA gives money, guns and drugs to terrorists so they can do things like stage a coup and overthrow governments this is well documented. The CIA saw the transparency of bitcoin and got the idea to start using bitcoin as one of the ways they fund these dirty subordinates.
 
Gavin was given the task of identifying Satoshi and flipping on him which he did. Once Satoshi was found and about to be captured I was informed 1 of 2 things happened, Satoshi committed suicide or the authorities were successful in capturing Satoshi and Satoshi was tortured and then killed. I am sorry for not being 100% certain on which one it is but it was one of the two I know this because my sources also relayed documents to me showing Satoshis dead body and classified CIA files.  
 
Craig Wright was chosen as the CIA's front man to act like he was the real Satoshi Nakamoto. Gavin Andresen was to use his position in the community to pass this off. However these fools completely botched there plan because 1. they don't have the keys to the best of my knowledge and 2. they over estimated their manipulative tactics. The CIA got used to pulling these tactics on the general population but they didn't understand something this transparent wouldn't work against the bitcoin Community since it's much more tech savvy.
 
This was one of the saddest stories that I have known about for a while and I think it needs to get out there. I am currently hesitant in releasing the confidential CIA files because if Satoshi's identity is know his friends and family will be in danger along with my sources. I will attempt to secure them so they are not in danger once that is done I might be able to release the files.
 
Thank you for your time, another dispatch will be coming soon.

[DarkVenu]

wtf troll...

[Phildo]

Now more than ever I would love to see what "proof" cryptsy saw to believe this guy was more than a troll.

[RoomBot]

ZOMG  so much smoke!  So many mirrors!

What a clown show.

[james.lent]

ZOMG  so much smoke!  So many mirrors!

What a clown show.

[RoomBot]

ZOMG  so much smoke!  So many mirrors!

What a clown show.

Totally! I forgot to say "EVIL Clown Show."  LOL   

[Arrakeen]

Trust me guys, cryptcracker is totally legit, my dad works at bitcoin and he said its real

Is this guy trying to get followers? How can he profit from these fictional short-stories...it can't just be for fun, can it?

[Cryptcracker]

I was hacked! Disregard my 3rd dispatch and the statements of the Satoshi murder in it.

[suchmoon]

I was hacked! Disregard my 3rd dispatch and the statements of the Satoshi murder in it.

Such an expert crypto bounty hunter

The good news is that nobody cares if you're hacked or just simply delusional.

[RoomBot]

I was hacked! Disregard my 3rd dispatch and the statements of the Satoshi murder in it.

Such an expert crypto bounty hunter

The good news is that nobody cares if you're hacked or just simply delusional.

Speak for yourself @suchmoon:
I think it would be grand if he were hacked.

[smoothie]

Trust me guys, cryptcracker is totally legit, my dad works at bitcoin and he said its real

Is this guy trying to get followers? How can he profit from these fictional short-stories...it can't just be for fun, can it?

Lol

"My dad works at Bitcoin"

Made my day 

[suchmoon]

I was hacked! Disregard my 3rd dispatch and the statements of the Satoshi murder in it.

Such an expert crypto bounty hunter

The good news is that nobody cares if you're hacked or just simply delusional.

Speak for yourself @suchmoon:
I think it would be grand if he were hacked.

Yeah I can see the 4th dispatch like this:

"I was able to recover the Cryptsy BTC from the CIA but then I was hacked. The hacker demands a 40 BTC payment to return the coins, which I will need to crowdfund."

[allyouracid]

I was hacked! Disregard my 3rd dispatch and the statements of the Satoshi murder in it.

Such an expert crypto bounty hunter

The good news is that nobody cares if you're hacked or just simply delusional.

Speak for yourself @suchmoon:
I think it would be grand if he were hacked.

Yeah I can see the 4th dispatch like this:

"I was able to recover the Cryptsy BTC from the CIA but then I was hacked. The hacker demands a 40 BTC payment to return the coins, which I will need to crowdfund."

You realize that it's because of you that he now has to make up a new story? ^^

@cryptcracker: how old are you? Eleven? GTFO and stop wasting our time.

[fakecryptsynagger]

Hmmm