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[qwizzie]

OMG help somebody came all over my screen!  

Thanks dude, I appreciate. And emmm... your username is also covered in jizz...  

Don't worry about me, while people were stacking up on toilet paper i was stacking up on tissues.

Edit : damn, this jizz is difficult to remove.
  

[LFC_Bitcoin]

@100trillionUSD
#Bitcoin  halving .. 1 month to go 🚀
1) miner flow will halve from 1800 to 900 btc/day
2) scarcity (stock-to-flow) will double from 27 to 54 yrs
https://twitter.com/100trillionusd/status/1245288110948311041?s=21

[qwizzie]

OMG help somebody came all over my screen!  

Uh oh, am I infected?

Depends, did you wash your hands ? Kept 2 metres at all times between you and your monitor ? Practiced social distancing between you and your friends online ?

[V8s Road Warrior]

Craig Wright buys popular news site CoinTelegraph for a reported 200 million dollars. News broke earlier today of the buyout as CEO Daniel Seaman (brother David Seaman) stands down after a long & successful career. Craig Wright is said to have purchased the website to offer a "More fair & unbiased news source". Financial backer & advisor Calvin Ayre celebrated today by donating to a local child refuge home. Daniel Seaman publicly thanked everyone who supported him over the years at CoinTelegraph.

[serveria.com]

OMG help somebody came all over my screen!  

Uh oh, am I infected?

Depends, did you wash your hands ? Kept 2 metres at all times between you and your monitor ? Practiced social distancing between you and your friends online ?

Social distancing between yourself and your.... private parts?  

[qwizzie]

Social distancing between yourself and your.... private parts?  

No problem as long as you keep 2 metres between them  

[serveria.com]

Social distancing between yourself and your.... private parts?  

No problem as long as you keep 2 metres between them  

Sh*t I got infected as well... life isn't fair... 

[V8s Road Warrior]

Craig Wright buys popular news site CoinTelegraph for a reported 200 million dollars. News broke earlier today of the buyout as CEO Daniel Seaman (brother David Seaman) stands down after a long & successful career. Craig Wright is said to have purchased the website to offer a "More fair & unbiased news source". Financial backer & advisor Calvin Ayre celebrated today by donating to a local child refuge home. Daniel Seaman publicly thanked everyone who supported him over the years at CoinTelegraph.

Haha

i thought i was sick.

[Paashaas]

This is a sad day.

My sisters husband, his dad passed away from Covid-19 this morning.

He didn't had any health problems, dead within 12 hours just like that.

Call me cruel, but somehow I do not believe you.
In the COV19 part.

Sorry for your loss.

Screw you man.

Ignored.

Paashaas left the WO chat for unknow how long.

[soullyG]

Social distancing between yourself and your.... private parts?  

No problem as long as you keep 2 metres between them  

But I'm all cooped up at home, what else can I do  

EDIT:

Argh it got me!

[Cryptotourist]

This is a sad day.

My sisters husband, his dad passed away from Covid-19 this morning.

He didn't had any health problems, dead within 12 hours just like that.

Call me cruel, but somehow I do not believe you.
In the COV19 part.

Sorry for your loss.

Screw you man.

Ignored.

Paashaas left the WO chat for unknow how long.

Thanks.

Grieving is good. It makes you realize what is important in life.

Don't believe you left of course.

[strawbs]

I thought I was immune. Damn.

Don't eat the soft fruits.

[_javi_]

The gang is not social distancing enough.

Paashaas: sorry for your loss.

[V8s Road Warrior]

what about rice from 2013? that'll be fine right?
right?

[Torque]

Oh oh...

[LFC_Bitcoin]

what about rice from 2013? that'll be fine right?
right?

Fuck it, shove it in the pan & boil it, see what happens.

Did my biggest food shop since the pandemic began today. Spent £300 at Sainsbury's.

[HI-TEC99]

what about rice from 2013? that'll be fine right?
right?

Fuck it, shove it in the pan & boil it, see what happens.

Did my biggest food shop since the pandemic began today. Spent £300 at Sainsbury's.

Did they have toilet paper in stock?

[LFC_Bitcoin]

what about rice from 2013? that'll be fine right?
right?

Fuck it, shove it in the pan & boil it, see what happens.

Did my biggest food shop since the pandemic began today. Spent £300 at Sainsbury's.

Did they have toilet paper in stock?

They did.

I’ve never understood the crazy bog roll rush. If our lives were genuinely in danger & it gets that bad, we’re stuck indoors for months I’ll wipe my shitty arse on anything.

Panicking over toilet roll would be one of my absolute lowest priorities.

[xhomerx10]

Don't tou̫̤̾͘ĉ̦̞͆h̝̹͔̪̋̈́̈́͝ me assho̢̳͆͠l̫͑ȇ͎s!!

Wher̦̮͍͛̎͒͢͝ẻ̼̹̿'̌͜s͙̬͖͍̪̄̾̃̈́͠ ̺̖̦͍̀̓̊͠h͇̣̦̑͐͠ô͔mer!?? I nee̢̡̳͈̞̐̽̈́̐̉d͌ͅ ͖̘̽̍a m̯̬̏̎a̛͙sk͔̫̎̚ ̰̞̖̰͌̏̀͡i̩͈̘̎̑͛n̨̤̾͞ ̰̈́̇͟m̧̦̪͍̓̌͒̏y̡͇̤̤̿́̎̓ ̩̱̻̔̾͒a͚̞̓̆̀͢v̢̰̾͐at̰̣̔̅a̢̝͑͡r̖̦̈́̇̆ͅ ͉̈́n͚̟̻̑̒͆͊͢o̗̎w̳̞̉͡!̹͚͚̫̿͗̋͑ ̞̻̂͞.̤̪̖̯̇́͋͌.̤̙̤̜̽̑̎̾.̎͢ ̡͈͔̙̱̄̓̾̊̋J̨͈̹̔̕͞e̢̙͍̔̐͆s̛̥̦͎̝̉̏̿ú̩ş̭̂̚!̧͔͎̘͒̄̉͡ ̨̫͇̤̳̎̃̍͐͠Ha͉̹͌̐v̰͙͒͆ḛ͛ ̖͌I͍̥͇̫͐͘̚͡ just discovered ǟ̠̠̞̲̓̕ ̟̏n̖̋ew trend? L̛̟̚ͅO̩͞L!

 Sorry!  It was too much for me last night - I took a valium and was out like a light.



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Stay safe!

[V8s Road Warrior]

https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.30.015347v1.full.pdf
Susceptibility of ferrets, cats, dogs, and different domestic animals to SARS-coronavirus-2
"... SARS-CoV-2 replicates poorly in dogs, pigs, chickens, and ducks, but efficiently in ferrets and cats. ... virus transmits in cats via respiratory droplets ... Surveillance for SARS-CoV-2 in cats should be considered as an adjunct to elimination of of COVID-19 in humans."
-please surveil your cats. your ducks not so much.

or wait till Christmas 2030 when the peers have reviewed this and your cat is old at best.

This is not a drill, a joke, a prank or an April fools. Protect your pussy.